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(Fox News) Dumbass Just in time for that summer vacation or that summer recession, Michigan Representative John Dingell (D-Ingellberry) proposes 50 cent/gallon tax hike on gasoline   (foxnews.com) divider line 244
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Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 02:39:06 PM  
"Rep." in this case means "Representative," not "Republican. John Dingell is a Democrat, hence the D-Mich part.

/hopes the headline stays for entertainment value.

 
burndtdan 2008-03-20 02:52:36 PM  
Snarfangel: "Rep." in this case means "Representative," not "Republican. John Dingell is a Democrat, hence the D-Mich part.

/hopes the headline stays for entertainment value.


lol, that is quite the epic fail for subby

the problem with this idea is that a vice tax doesn't work on something that is a necessary part of the lives of citizens. if you tax cigarettes, they can quit smoking. if you tax gas, they can't suddenly stop going to work or magically put an alternative fuel infrastructure in place.

use this tactic, but instead of using it on people who have no control over the infrastructure in place and little control over the availability of higher-efficiency vehicles, use it on the oil and auto companies that can actually do something about it.

 
thirstyVan 2008-03-20 03:01:22 PM  
Snarfangel: "Rep." in this case means "Representative," not "Republican. John Dingell is a Democrat, hence the D-Mich part.

/hopes the headline stays for entertainment value.


i lol'd

the first thing I thought was "why would a republican raise taxes?" , then I looked at historical evidence. Glad my first instinct was (semi) right.

/still *facepalm*

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 03:29:36 PM  
If people want this tax to do what it's supposed to do, they should probably jack up that tax to about $2.00/gallon, and use any proceeds to invest in alternative fuel R&D AND subsidizing diesel fuel for freight transportation.

IF you really want to get people to drive less.

 
Sleeping Monkey [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 03:55:23 PM  
I didn't think that headline was correct. No republican would ever propose something that makes that much sense.

Cagey B: If people want this tax to do what it's supposed to do, they should probably jack up that tax to about $2.00/gallon, and use any proceeds to invest in alternative fuel R&D AND subsidizing diesel fuel for freight transportation.

IF you really want to get people to drive less.


This + $3.00/gallon.

 
pnjunction [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-20 04:21:27 PM  
GAS THREAD

Clearly keeping gas as cheap as possible for as long as possible is the way to go. When the production starts to dwindle, the problem will take care of itself. It will take care of itself with contracting economies and other painful stuff, but that is LATER, and we need cheap gas NOW.

 
pnjunction [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-20 04:25:43 PM  
The Earth Policy Institute proposes raising the gas tax 30 cents per gallon each year over a decade and offset with a reduction of income taxes, Brown said.

That's the best approach I've heard in a while. How much does the US government spend protecting it's 'foreign interests'? In other words, to keep oil flowing. This should be directly attached to the cost of oil, so that people/companies who help conserve are rewarded and those who guzzle are paying the real cost.

 
chimp_ninja [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 04:26:03 PM  
burndtdan: the problem with this idea is that a vice tax doesn't work on something that is a necessary part of the lives of citizens. if you tax cigarettes, they can quit smoking. if you tax gas, they can't suddenly stop going to work or magically put an alternative fuel infrastructure in place.

Gasoline taxes are tricky for exactly this reason-- regressive impact. At the same time, you do want people to use buses, trains, or even carpools. You want people to walk a few blocks to get their groceries. You want an incentive to buy locally-produced foods and goods instead of shipping them in from China. You want people to demand higher fuel economy from car companies. You even want people to frickin' check their tire pressure once in a while.

Gas is ~$8/gallon in most of Europe, where incomes are lower. People find ways. If you phase in a significant gasoline tax, it will send a message to towns and cities-- plan and zone appropriately so that people don't need to drive everywhere, and get off your ass and put together a working mass transit system appropriate for the size of your town. For some places, that might mean a fleet of buses burning biodiesel. For bigger cities, it might mean light rail and a subway/el.

As for the botched headline-- this should be a conservative/libertarian principle. Burning gasoline creates externalities (carbon dioxide, other emissions) which presently aren't accounted for. By including the cost of cleanup (including future R&D to make petroleum-derived fuel obsolete) in the price of fuel, you're advocating personal responsibility-- use as much gas as you like, but you'd better clean up your mess.

 
chimp_ninja [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 04:31:12 PM  
pnjunction: How much does the US government spend protecting it's 'foreign interests'? In other words, to keep oil flowing. This should be directly attached to the cost of oil, so that people/companies who help conserve are rewarded and those who guzzle are paying the real cost.

You'd think that the neocons would back higher gas taxes if only to slow the demand and cripple the OPEC nations' economies, under the guise of caring about the environment. It would have bulletproof PR, and yet Iran, Venezuela, would be crying in their soup.

But that would be Machiavellian, where you implement a selfish plan in order to achieve a goal. The present administration is far too inept to be Machiavellian-- they're just garden-variety stupid.

 
BooBoo23 [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 04:43:44 PM  
Sleeping Monkey: I didn't think that headline was correct. No republican would ever propose something that makes that much sense.

Except Dick Cheney. (new window)

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 05:43:20 PM  
Put a halfway decent public transportation system into RI, and I'd be perfectly happy to keep my car parked most of the time.

 
badgerb [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-20 05:45:09 PM  
Which he will use to go after deadbeat dads in the state with all the jobs Michigan. snerk.

 
debacle 2008-03-20 05:45:36 PM  
Good! I hope it passes. I'm having a blast watching the economy collapse as it is, let's help it along.

 
Quel [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 05:45:56 PM  
Lets see:
-Less people on the roads, requiring less repairs and reducing pollutants.
-Lots more tax revenue.

Doesn't sound too bad to me. Use some of that 50 cents/gal to fund projects to boost alternative fuels.

 
nosferatublue 2008-03-20 05:46:03 PM  
I missed subby's epic fail. (R-Epublitard)?

 
dallashockey 2008-03-20 05:46:31 PM  
good. tax it like cigarettes. like a sin tax. we all know what emissions are doing to the world. killing it and people. tax the hell out of it and maybe people wont be so selfish and they might learn to carpool or take public transit or even better yet. QUIT BUYING CARS THAT GET shiatTY GAS MILEAGE!

 
skinink 2008-03-20 05:46:48 PM  

"I think that wouldn't make any sense," said Frankie Hoe, a motorist. "Ugh ... who's making the money from all this and where is that money going? Is it going to go green? I don't see any green things anywhere."


Who cares what the fark a manwhore has to say about gas? The only green things he better be looking for is the cash from his tricks, cause my pimp hand is strong.


 
kc987654 2008-03-20 05:47:02 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: Put a halfway decent public transportation system into RI, and I'd be perfectly happy to keep my car parked most of the time.

Can't you walk from one end of the state to the other (except for Block Island) in like 20 minutes?

 
CaptainSmartass 2008-03-20 05:47:15 PM  
burndtdan: use this tactic, but instead of using it on people who have no control over the infrastructure in place and little control over the availability of higher-efficiency vehicles, use it on the oil and auto companies that can actually do something about it.

Yes, because those companies wouldn't just pass along the tax to their customers.

 
Uzzah 2008-03-20 05:47:21 PM  
burndtdan: the problem with this idea is that a vice tax doesn't work on something that is a necessary part of the lives of citizens.

It's not really a vice tax. More of a use tax. The more gas you use, the more you're contributing to the degradation of roads and/or the environment. It's not a perfect idea, but it's not hard to see that existing gas taxes do not account for all of the various expenses that are generated as a result of the use of that fuel.

 
the-meter-man 2008-03-20 05:47:24 PM  
misterirrelevant.com

 
defects 2008-03-20 05:47:42 PM  
Cagey B: If people want this tax to do what it's supposed to do, they should probably jack up that tax to about $2.00/gallon, and use any proceeds to invest in alternative fuel R&D AND subsidizing diesel fuel for freight transportation.

IF you really want to get people to drive less.


FAIL.

There is no reason to subsidize a by-product, let alone so a shipping company can profit from it. Diesel is a by-product of gasoline production. A better idea would be to ban 18 wheelers from traveling more than 100 miles. All freight should be shipped by rail. We've all seen the commercials about how many tons of freight can be moved on one gallon a diesel by rail road. This would mean less wear and tear on the road infrastructure. Sure some truckers would lose their job but with the increase rail activity they could easily find work there. It's not like driving a truck requires an 8 year degree.

 
yelmrog 2008-03-20 05:47:52 PM  
I wouldn't mind too much. I only live four miles from where I work, I enjoy the morning bike ride.

Course, for those who have real commutes because they live in the suburbs, this is not so great. All the more reason to move back to the city! It's the new thing!

 
amaranthe 2008-03-20 05:47:58 PM  
Well, at least one good thing came out of totaling my car three weeks ago after that big snowstorm -- now instead of a gas-guzzling Blazer, I'm driving an awesome, flaming yellow Chevy Cobalt that gets amazing mileage. :) So if this passes, I'll be ... um, pretty much where I started. Bleh. :p

 
kc987654 2008-03-20 05:48:09 PM  
burndtdan: Snarfangel: "Rep." in this case means "Representative," not "Republican. John Dingell is a Democrat, hence the D-Mich part.

/hopes the headline stays for entertainment value.

lol, that is quite the epic fail for subby

the problem with this idea is that a vice tax doesn't work on something that is a necessary part of the lives of citizens. if you tax cigarettes, they can quit smoking. if you tax gas, they can't suddenly stop going to work or magically put an alternative fuel infrastructure in place.

use this tactic, but instead of using it on people who have no control over the infrastructure in place and little control over the availability of higher-efficiency vehicles, use it on the oil and auto companies that can actually do something about it.


As if the auto companies and oil companies wouldn't just pass it along to the consumer anyway...

 
unknown host 2008-03-20 05:48:48 PM  
Dingell's been brutally humping, flogging, beating, whipping, and otherwise abusing this dead horse for a long time now. His .50/gal gas tax is his own white whale.

On one hand it makes sense. Higher prices will make people use less fuel. Not really a bad thing.

On the other hand, Dingell is out of his farking mind.

This is his continual publicity stunt. Much like Paris Hilton being a whore or Amy Winehouse's drinking. Nothing to see here, move along.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 05:50:20 PM  
kc987654: Can't you walk from one end of the state to the other (except for Block Island) in like 20 minutes?

That's driving.

Walking takes 15...you don't have to swerve around the potholes.

 
inv 2008-03-20 05:50:20 PM  
Cagey B: If people want this tax to do what it's supposed to do, they should probably jack up that tax to about $2.00/gallon, and use any proceeds to invest in alternative fuel R&D AND subsidizing diesel fuel for freight transportation.

IF you really want to get people to drive less.


Somebody's thinking.

 
LOCNAR69 2008-03-20 05:50:53 PM  
this old fark really needs a cockpunch--a tax hike that big would CRIPPLE the trucking industry--independent trucks can barely make a profit now and this asshole wants to jack up the price a half buck and has no ideas on where the money will go--wake up people--THERE IS NOT AS OIL SHORTAGE!the price is being artificially inflated by the same assholes that thought adjustable rate interest loans made a good base for hedge funds--they lost all their money when the housing market collapsed and now they are using gas futures to prop up their portfolio's--that and OPEC constantly lowering production keeps the price/barrel high

 
dhudd 2008-03-20 05:51:10 PM  
I drive 500 miles a week and I'm in favor of $2.00 per gallon tax - get those poor farkers off my roads.

 
kc987654 2008-03-20 05:52:08 PM  
Make it a broader tax on carbon as a whole so that you discourage coal use, etc. too.

And then take the money you earn and cut other taxes (hopefully), balance the budget, or improve crumbling infrastructure. There isn't really a painless solution to foreign oil dependence and/or climate change.

 
dhudd 2008-03-20 05:52:34 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: Put a halfway decent public transportation system into RI, and I'd be perfectly happy to keep my car parked most of the time.

With the proper tax applied to public transportation it could be free. Is it still free to ride public transportation in Portland? Or was it ever and I'm just in old farker la la land?

 
Korovyov [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 05:52:41 PM  

...coupled with a levy on CO2 emissions, plus a cap-and-trade system, and elimination of mortgage-deductability for homes > 3000 sq ft, and less-aggressive CAFE standard hiking.


At least, that's what he proposed last summer.


 
Dr. Nick Riviera [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-20 05:52:47 PM  
A Michigan representative with an idea that would hurt the economy? I'm shocked! SHOCKED, I say!

 
dofus 2008-03-20 05:53:20 PM  
If you want to cut gas consumption, re-invoke the 55 MPH limit and implement a annual tax-stamp on every commuter vehicle registration based on mileage.

Drive a 40+ MPG vehicle? $1 tax stamp.
Drive a -30 MPG vehicle? $500 tax stamp.
Drive a -20 MPG vehicle? $1,000 tax stamp.

Pretty soon our oil imports will back way off of the current 65+ percent and we can tell those middle eastern towel-heads to go eat sand.

Not a bad thing for the country's security situation either.

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 05:54:10 PM  
Odd that a guy from Michigan would propose something that would hurt their auto industry even further. Maybe that's just how they roll up there.

 
amaranthe 2008-03-20 05:54:25 PM  
unknown host: "On one hand it makes sense. Higher prices will make people use less fuel. Not really a bad thing."

Well, not necessarily. I still have to drive to work (there are not a whole heck of a lot of jobs to choose from in most of MI, so those of us who have good ones would like to keep them). I could move closer to work, but the housing market is so bad that we couldn't sell our house for enough to make it worth moving (and no, it's not a McMansion or a giant mortgage, we didn't fall into that trap, fortunately). And my husband runs his own business, which also involves driving, so it won't decrease HIS gas usage anymore, either.

What it WILL do is piss off those of us who aren't flagrantly wsating gas, but who still have to drive as part of our daily lives. :p

 
Aernis 2008-03-20 05:54:50 PM  
Rep. John Dingell, D-Mich., wants to help cut consumption with a gas tax but some don't agree with the idea, according to a new poll by the National Center for Public Policy Research.

A republican think-tank doesn't like taxes! Who woulda thought!!!
:D :D :D

 
Super_Nintendo_Chalmers 2008-03-20 05:55:14 PM  
"If people want this tax to do what it's supposed to do, they should probably jack up that tax to about $2.00/gallon, and use any proceeds to invest in alternative fuel R&D AND subsidizing diesel fuel for freight transportation.

IF you really want to get people to drive less."


the gubmint never spends the money on what they are supposed to.

 
Incredulous [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 05:55:18 PM  
Excellent idea! He oughta make a buck!

 
yelmrog 2008-03-20 05:55:53 PM  
dofusIf you want to cut gas consumption, re-invoke the 55 MPH limit and implement a annual tax-stamp on every commuter vehicle registration based on mileage.

Whaaaaa??? Are you mad, sir? How am I to become fast and/or furious with the speed limit at 55? Pure rubbish, I say!

 
shortbus_driver 2008-03-20 05:56:01 PM  
I liked the sidebar story about the woman who woke up with a new anus after leg surgery.

 
Geotpf 2008-03-20 05:56:15 PM  
He's from Michigan. He's using jujitsu here-he doesn't actually want to raise gas taxes. He puts forward an unpopular idea merely to point out it's unpopular.

Basically, everything that encourages the sale of high-mileage vehicles (higher gas taxes (or higher gas prices in general), higher CAFE requirements, etc.) hurts the Detroit Three and helps Honda and Toyota, or at least hurts Honda and Toyota less than the Detroit Three. Dingell knows this.

 
tuna fingers 2008-03-20 05:57:04 PM  
dofus: If you want to cut gas consumption, re-invoke the 55 MPH limit and implement a annual tax-stamp on every commuter vehicle registration based on mileage.

Drive a 40+ MPG vehicle? $1 tax stamp.
Drive a -30 MPG vehicle? $500 tax stamp.
Drive a -20 MPG vehicle? $1,000 tax stamp.



Your maths, they are interesting. Or do you drive a time machine?

 
SpacePunk 2008-03-20 05:57:45 PM  
Shouldn't that be Dingle, not Dingell?

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 05:57:46 PM  
dhudd: With the proper tax applied to public transportation it could be free. Is it still free to ride public transportation in Portland? Or was it ever and I'm just in old farker la la land?

I dunno. It's a long walk to Portland from Rhode Island ;)

 
ChaoticLimbs 2008-03-20 05:58:01 PM  
Cagey B: If people want this tax to do what it's supposed to do, they should probably jack up that tax to about $2.00/gallon, and use any proceeds to invest in alternative fuel R&D AND subsidizing diesel fuel for freight transportation.

IF you really want to get people to drive less.


First, you research alternatives to high fuel use, THEN it is more reasonable to punish excess use. Until then, it is unreasonable. Trucking companies must pay high fuel costs because they move large amounts of cargo. Avocados don't grow in your backyard, you know.

There should be a Congressional Science Prize of one BILLION dollars for technology development in materials sciences, battery technology, superconductors, and other sciences which directly accomplish predetermined goals which benefit the US. The patents should be considered to be purchased by the Federal government for use by all US companies and citizens, and then any who wish to use the technology would be allowed to do so within the borders of the USA.
The government could license the technology to outside corporations with a fee.

I'm not a socialist, but I think if you establish prizes for specific developments, it would create more incentive for research.
It would NOT benefit the US overall to fund research which fails to reach milestones, but smaller prizes could be awarded for significant unanticipated technological breakthroughs.

 
IdeasGuy 2008-03-20 05:58:22 PM  
Economists pretty much all agree raising gas taxes in the thing to do. And when asked the right question people agree, too! This survey was flawed as it did not suggest anything about what to make with the revenue. Suggest that it would be used to reduce some other tax, and people are willing to go for it.

 
the-meter-man 2008-03-20 05:58:33 PM  
shortbus_driver: I liked the sidebar story about the woman who woke up with a new anus after leg surgery.

Is it unremarkable?

 
dcigary [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 05:58:40 PM  
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We're so self-important. So self-important. Everybody's going to save something now. "Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails." And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. What? Are these f*cking people kidding me? Save the planet, we don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet. We haven't learned how to care for one another, we're gonna save the f*cking planet?

I'm getting tired of that sh*t. Tired of that sh*t. I'm tired of f*cking Earth Day, I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren't enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world save for their Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don't give a sh*t about the planet. They don't care about the planet. Not in the abstract they don't. Not in the abstract they don't. You know what they're interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They're worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me.

Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet. Nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The PEOPLE are f*cked. Difference. Difference. The planet is fine. Compared to the people, the planet is doing great. Been here four and a half billion years. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? The planet has been here four and a half billion years. We've been here, what, a hundred thousand? Maybe two hundred thousand? And we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. Two hundred years versus four and a half billion. And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we're a threat? That somehow we're gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that's just a-floatin' around the sun?

The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through all kinds of things worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles...hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages...And we think some plastic bags, and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet...the planet...the planet isn't going anywhere. WE ARE!

We're going away. Pack your sh*t, folks. We're going away. And we won't leave much of a trace, either. Thank God for that. Maybe a little styrofoam. Maybe. A little styrofoam. The planet'll be here and we'll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet'll shake us off like a bad case of fleas. A surface nuisance.

You wanna know how the planet's doing? Ask those people at Pompeii, who are frozen into position from volcanic ash, how the planet's doing. You wanna know if the planet's all right, ask those people in Mexico City or Armenia or a hundred other places buried under thousands of tons of earthquake rubble, if they feel like a threat to the planet this week. Or how about those people in Kilowaia, Hawaii, who built their homes right next to an active volcano, and then wonder why they have lava in the living room.

The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we're gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, 'cause that's what it does. It's a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed, and if it's true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paridigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn't share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn't know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, "Why are we here?" Plastic...a**hole.

So, the plastic is here, our job is done, we can be phased out now. And I think that's begun. Don't you think that's already started? I think, to be fair, the planet sees us as a mild threat. Something to be dealt with. And the planet can defend itself in an organized, collective way, the way a beehive or an ant colony can. A collective defense mechanism. The planet will think of something. What would you do if you were the planet? How would you defend yourself against this troublesome, pesky species? Let's see... Viruses. Viruses might be good. They seem vulnerable to viruses. And, uh...viruses are tricky, always mutating and forming new strains whenever a vaccine is developed. Perhaps, this first virus could be one that compromises the immune system of these creatures. Perhaps a human immunodeficiency virus, making them vulnerable to all sorts of other diseases and infections that might come along. And maybe it could be spread sexually, making them a little reluctant to engage in the act of reproduction.

Well, that's a poetic note. And it's a start. And I can dream, can't I? See I don't worry about the little things: bees, trees, whales, snails. I think we're part of a greater wisdom than we will ever understand. A higher order. Call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. The Big Electron...whoooa. Whoooa. Whoooa. It doesn't punish, it doesn't reward, it doesn't judge at all. It just is. And so are we. For a little while.

 
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