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(Starpulse) Scary Songwriter: Rihanna is "the new Britney Spears." So, she's going to marry and divorce a lazy backup dancer, go batshiat insane, humiliate herself on live TV, spawn a few mutants, and find solace in the orange embrace of Cheetos?   (starpulse.com) divider line 34
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Gavino 2008-03-20 03:15:59 PM  
As long as she gets her beaver out regularly I'm fine with that.

 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 03:26:21 PM  
Hey, Cheetos are good.

 
Unfreakable [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 03:56:12 PM  
+1 for the phrase "orange embrace of Cheetos"

 
real shaman [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 04:20:46 PM  
who?

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 04:24:32 PM  
Just don't mess with Ms. Keys..who, imho.. is way more talented and hotter too.

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 04:33:05 PM  
So she's gonna blow her own head off, then cut a new album with the hit single, "*grllalaalrralggahaarrrlallahgh*"?

/must be harvest time

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 04:57:11 PM  
Bad call. Rhianna is 10x hotter than Britney ever was.

 
Chuck Wagon 2008-03-20 05:10:39 PM  
The wife saw her when she toured with Fergie. She said it was one of the worst performances she has ever seen.

 
Kliffoth [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 05:30:30 PM  
Wow, worse than Fergie?

 
Lloyd Braun 2008-03-20 05:42:47 PM  
Chuck Wagon: The wife saw her when she toured with Fergie.

Is your wife 14 years old?

 
danduran 2008-03-20 05:51:54 PM  
The Apologize singer, who has wrote smash hits for Natasha Bedingfield and Leona Lewis

The person who written this article needs to go back to school.

 
iron_city_ap 2008-03-20 06:12:00 PM  
So she's gonna blow her own head off, then cut a new album with the hit single, "*grllalaalrralggahaarrrlallahgh*"?

/must be harvest time


This.

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 06:41:31 PM  
When the sun sets
We'll flash our cooters
Pictures of 'em shown on all computers
Flippin' out an' shavin' off my head
Place your bets
When am I gon' be dead

Now it's clear that I'm bound for failure
"Will they bury her or will they jail 'er?"
When you take the trash outta the trailer-ailer-ailer-eh-eh-eh

 
DavidKirkBeale 2008-03-20 06:41:48 PM  
Lloyd Braun
Chuck Wagon:
The wife saw her when she toured with Fergie.

Is your wife 14 years old?

HA! I was thinking the comment sounded odd, and you finished it well...nice work.

 
SOiSAID 2008-03-20 07:07:36 PM  
iron_city_ap: "*grllalaalrralggahaarrrlallahgh*"

THANK YOU. I was trying to figure out a way to spell that for future use, and you totally got it.

 
SOiSAID 2008-03-20 07:08:37 PM  
Woops, meant you BKITU.

/been a long day.

 
shackelford 2008-03-20 09:35:06 PM  
Don't forget Mountain Dew submitter.

/and occasional cameos

 
Gilligan_Buddy 2008-03-20 11:47:26 PM  
You had me at Cheetos

 
reverendfitty 2008-03-21 12:04:31 AM  
BKITU: So she's gonna blow her own head off, then cut a new album with the hit single, "*grllalaalrralggahaarrrlallahgh*"?

/must be harvest time


RIPTOS!!!! SABATOS!!!!

 
gkyaun 2008-03-21 01:28:54 AM  
reverendfitty: BKITU: So she's gonna blow her own head off, then cut a new album with the hit single, "*grllalaalrralggahaarrrlallahgh*"?

/must be harvest time

RIPTOS!!!! SABATOS!!!!


I just wanted to say, that was a terrible episode.

 
Nizbot 2008-03-21 01:55:03 AM  
The Orange Embrace of Cheetos.

That would make an awesome band name.

 
The Notorious HIV 2008-03-21 09:18:19 AM  
If you can get through an entire rihanna song without pulling your hair out, you must be on drugs.

 
id209 2008-03-21 01:58:49 PM  
Wot no pics? For SHAME!!

i26.tinypic.com

Ving says:

i29.tinypic.com

/ella, ella, ella, ella

 
Kar98 2008-03-21 03:35:57 PM  
I thought "Hannah Montana" was the new Britney Spears?

 
I Am The Mole 2008-03-21 06:15:45 PM  
id209

I LOL'ed.

 
mrEdude 2008-03-21 06:43:47 PM  
Rhianna can at least sing, unlike the munchkin warbling of Ms Spears.

And she has an ear for a decent melody.

 
MoonSaultKid 2008-03-21 07:02:49 PM  
Yeah, that sounds about right.

 
maniacnf 2008-03-21 09:51:48 PM  
www.xbox.com

 
Ishkur 2008-03-21 11:12:02 PM  
shouldn't that be "em-bah-race orange cha-heetos".

 
Ambient 2008-03-21 11:30:41 PM  
That woman is all forehead

 
This is the story of the Hurricane 2008-03-22 12:33:28 AM  
Ambient: That woman is all forehead

Yep, and who doesn't love some head?

 
ronniejamesdio 2008-03-22 11:56:03 PM  
Decent melody? Bah! this girls a moron, her songs are awful, just as horrible as the other generic female singers

 
wombatsrus 2008-03-23 12:27:42 AM  
www.timeout.com

Approves.

 
Chaussman 2008-03-23 10:24:57 PM  
you suck. britney spears sucks. everything sucks.

/lives and works in LA's entertainment scene
//runk.

 
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