she also helped Dexy's Midnight Runners write "Come on, I lean."

oh this is gonna be good.

What about that classic '80s song "And I Ran, I ran around in circles"

And Alanis Morissette's "Head Over Foot"

Nancy Sinatra's "This Boot is Made for Hopping"

Don't forget ZZ Top's "Leg"

Don't forget the classics "Lean on Me" and "She Ain't Heavy"

oh, she also helped Dire Straits with "One Knee for Nothing".

She inspired Kenny Loggins to write the song "Footloose"

milk_plus: She inspired Kenny Loggins to write the song "Footloose"

originally it was called "Footlost".

ACDC "Shake A Leg"

Cruiser7: Don't forget ZZ Top's "Leg"

"She's got LEEEEG!"

LMFAO

/Leggo my Eggo
//Stand In The Place Where You Live
///Big Legged Woman

and she helped Bread write "Baby I'm-a Want Shoe".

...and ASIA's "Sole Survivor"

...and Rod Stewart's "Hot Leg"?

She was Elvis Costello's inspiration for "I Can't Stand Up[, I'm] Falling Down."

Didn't she help with John Mellencamp's "Get A Leg Up"?

Dead on your foot you won't get far, if you keep on sticking your hand in the medicine jar.

I understand she instrumental in the composition of Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round"

Think about it...

Considering how awful his most recent album is, maybe he did humor her by letting her "help" write songs. It's a damn shame that ho got so much as one cent. There is no justice in divorce proceedings.

"♫ Put one foot in front of the oth... oh, crap!"

Well, you can rock it you can roll it
You can stop and you can stroll it at the hop

Cruiser7: Don't forget Z Top's "Leg"

And "No, you can't" by Tribe Called Quest

macdaddy357: Considering how awful his most recent album is, maybe he did humor her by letting her "help" write songs. It's a damn shame that ho got so much as one cent. There is no justice in divorce proceedings.

The Mac can afford 40 mil, that's like a 5% deduction from what he's worth. He got off cheaply compared to a lot of guys. Maybe he should give Yoko a call so she can Fark up the rest of the Beatles catalog.

macdaddy357: Considering how awful his most recent album is, maybe he did humor her by letting her "help" write songs. It's a damn shame that ho got so much as one cent. There is no justice in divorce proceedings.

as far as paul's solo work, his last album was far better than most of it.

She was the inspiration for the Monk's Nice Leg, Shame About Her Face.

With no pre-nup, he got off pretty easy, even if the biatch did nothing but get knocked up.

"Help me get my foot back on the ground..."

Wow, she even helped John write some songs.

From TFA:

Mills' attorney Gloria Allred said the judge's comments were unjustly personal and harsh. "Why was that necessary to engage in a personal attack, like an assassination of her character?

How did I know that attention whore would find a way to get into this? But how is she Mills' "lawyer"? What sort of involvement would American courts have in this? I can't imagine that Allred has any credentials to argue in any British court.

HAHAHA , I love you guys!
I needed a good laugh before work.

That headline sucks.

"I ain't sayin' she a Gold Digger..."

Leg It Be

I Want To Hold Your Leg

Leg Me Do

Can't Buy Me Leg

The Long and Winding Leg

Leg, Leg, Leg

Leg Jude

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Leg

Here Comes the Leg

All You Need is Leg

Got to Get You Onto My Leg

Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Hopped)

Ob-Leg-Di, Ob-Leg-Da

In My Leg

The Continuing Story of Bungaleg Bill

Martha My Leg

Penny Leg

Leg!

♬ Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin ♬

Aquatic Bee: Leg It Be

Yesterleg

She also inspired Van Halen's "Drop Dead Leg".

Had a hand in Huey Lewis' "Hip to Knee Spare"

Happiness is a Warm Leg.

/got nothin'

Van Halen's "Stump"

Yeah... a previously unknown, one-legged model helped one of the greatest songwriters of the 20th century write perhaps his best album in 30 years (Chaos and Creation).

Uh-huh.

/she ain't messing with no broke...

redstarr01: "I ain't sayin' she a Gold Digger..."

Haha, beat me to it :p

LewDux: Cruiser7: Don't forget Z Top's "Leg"

And "No, you can't" by Tribe Called Quest

FTW.

/Can I kick it?
//Well I'm gone.
///Before this did you really know what live was?

what a coont. I hope she loses her other leg.

"Why was that necessary to engage in a personal attack, like an assassination of her character?"


Because, as a man, he was warning all other men about the now-single batshiat crazy blond running around London.

In Peggy Leg there is a barber showing photographs...

I think Heather realized that Yoko is gettin up in years, and there will soon be an opening for most hated biatch in the universe.

jake_lex [TotalFark] Quote 2008-03-19 08:58:47 PM
But how is she Mills' "lawyer"? What sort of involvement would American courts have in this? I can't imagine that Allred has any credentials to argue in any British court.

She doesn't need them. It's purely a PR release:

Gloria Allred, the attorney Heather Mills has hired for representation in the U.S.,... (new window)

Sorry, link was screwed, and the cached version didn't work. Anyway, the ho-bag's scum lawyer who released that quote was her US rep.

Aquatic Bee:
Leg It Be
I Want To Hold Your Leg
Leg Me Do
Can't Buy Me Leg
The Long and Winding Leg
Leg, Leg, Leg
Leg Jude
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Leg
Here Comes the Leg
All You Need is Leg
Got to Get You Onto My Leg
Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Hopped)
Ob-Leg-Di, Ob-Leg-Da
In My Leg
The Continuing Story of Bungaleg Bill
Martha My Leg
Penny Leg
Leg!

Aquatic Bee has just won the Internets forever.

Queen's "Death on One Leg"

"Walk This Way"

/I have nothing.