A joke that was played out when Gallager said he couldn't run for president. Thanks for the worthless!

articles about actors, musicians, and pornstars running for president are like dog bites man stories, does anyone even have a tiny, fraction, of interest for this shiat?

goofycaca: A joke that was played out when Gallager said he couldn't run for president.

I was just thinking about that the other day. Someone in the audience yells 'Gallagher for president!' and he responds, 'I can't run for president cuz i smoke dope.'

would've voted in 96 or 2000, but In your Honor SUCKED.

wow...cool subby likes dave grohl

as you will see, no one cares

Well, I now have my write-in candidate if Hillary gets the Dem's ticket... voting for McCain would be redundant.

Dave Grohl and I ate at the same restaurant at the same time once.

True story.

moothemagiccow: would've voted in 96 or 2000, but In your Honor SUCKED.

I like you.

link farked.

That picture makes me think it could work, because if you cut the hair and shaved the middle of his head there'd be a certain resemblance to Toby Ziegler from the West Wing. Fleeting, slight, I-just-pulled-it-out-of-my-arse resemblance, but resemblance nonetheless.

Headso:

articles about actors, musicians, and pornstars running for president are like dog bites man stories, does anyone even have a tiny, fraction, of interest for this shiat?

I agree.

There goes MY hero!

Shouldn't that tag be spliffy?

/got nuthin'

Bubububut... it's Dave Grohl! The nicest man in music!!!



Leave Dave alone!

He began to brief me on how, after quietly spending a sizable sum of money on an exploratory bid for the Oval Office, said rock star was ready to make an announcement-and his team wanted HARP to be the first media outlet to deliver the news.

Congrats, HARP. You've hit the big time.

How is that possible? I thought such drugs are illegal in the United States?

Yet we've recently seen everyone from Dave Grohl to Paris Hilton to Al Gore to Barack Obama admit to ignoring the prohibition, or at the very least getting caught violating it.

If the prohibition is ineffective and/or ignored, should we consider changing the law, and if so, how?

I'd really like to hear my fellow farkers' opinions on this issue.

Too bad for him 13 year-olds can't vote.

OriginallyDC: How is that possible? I thought such drugs are illegal in the United States?

Yet we've recently seen everyone from Dave Grohl to Paris Hilton to Al Gore to Barack Obama admit to ignoring the prohibition, or at the very least getting caught violating it.

If the prohibition is ineffective and/or ignored, should we consider changing the law, and if so, how?

I'd really like to hear my fellow farkers' opinions on this issue.

We elect Grohl to the office. The rest takes care of itself.

funmonger: moothemagiccow: would've voted in 96 or 2000, but In your Honor SUCKED.

I like you.

I hate the both of you.

The Foo Fighters are HIV denialists. Eight years with an anti-science nimrod in the White House is more than plenty.

Mr. Anon: Dave Grohl and I ate at the same restaurant at the same time once.

True story.

back when Nirvana was touring small clubs and selling $5 cassettes and t-shirts from a card table set up next to the sound board, they played a Friday/Saturday gig at The Patio in Indianapolis. I was one of about 50 people in the crowd, and during set breaks I would buy them shots of jack and budweiser backs, while we went out in the alley to smoke weed.

my autographed (by all three) copy of Incesticide, was lost forever when my ex-wifes house burned down. I could only imagine what that would be worth today.

BTW - Dave and Krist were pretty cool - bullshiatting around with us and cracking up. Kurt just sat there drinking and smoking, not even thanking us for the drinks. I stopped trying to talk to him after 2 monosyllabic responses to a couple of basic questions.

other than that, it's a good memory.

honestly? I thought the Birdmen of Alcatrazz (the local openers) were the better band.

HARP: What approach do you think we should take in Iraq? Clearly, we made a mistake.

I'm going to make war illegal. I'm going to make war against the law. No war. None. Anywhere.

HARP: Do you have any kind of exit strategy?

When I'm elected President, my cabinet and I would come up with an exit strategy that would involve no killing, no bloodshed, a safe return home and some sort of compensation...

___________________________________________________

If this guy promises rainbows and bunnies for everybody - then he's got the same platform a Barack Obama.

TofuTheAlmighty: The Foo Fighters are HIV denialists. Eight years with an anti-science nimrod in the White House is more than plenty.

So the Foo Fighters are as unelectable as Obama's surrogate uncle and spiritual advisor, Rev Wright?

barjockey: If this guy promises rainbows and bunnies for everybody - then he's got the same platform a Barack Obama.

So, your strategy is, a lie told often enough will eventually become true. How long have you worked for the Bush admin?

Who?

Where's the spliffy tag when you need it?

barjockey: If this guy promises rainbows and bunnies for everybody - then he's got the same platform a Barack Obama.

I guess you needed to shiat somewhere, and decided to do it on this thread the way you do it to others.

moothemagiccow: would've voted in 96 or 2000, but In your Honor SUCKED.

I have to agree with you there, but as a drummer I fully support moving a fellow percussionist into the White House so he could use his mad timing and improvisation skills to bring us back into the good graces of the rest of the world. Remember, the drummer always rules the stage.

OriginallyDC: should we consider changing the law, and if so, how?

If pot becomes legal, the price goes up and the quality goes down. It's fine with me because I haven't smoked in years (decades) but that would suck for you young pot heads just starting out.

Mr. Anon: Dave Grohl and I ate at the same restaurant at the same time once.

True story.

Dave and I flew same plane once
/something happened to pilots and we almost crashed

barjockey: HARP: What approach do you think we should take in Iraq? Clearly, we made a mistake.

I'm going to make war illegal. I'm going to make war against the law. No war. None. Anywhere.

Glad to see Grohl's familiar with basic constitutional law.

frostus: If pot becomes legal, the price goes up and the quality goes down.

Funny, I have the opposite stance. I didn't live through Prohibition, but I have been in a lot of liquor stores. There will be markets for different qualities. I can't wait to see the brand names.

He's got my vote.

I once ate at the next table over from Frank Black, who was in the Pixies, whom Kurt Cobain called Nirvana's biggest influence.

True story as well.

Memes Ate My Balls: frostus: If pot becomes legal, the price goes up and the quality goes down.

Funny, I have the opposite stance. I didn't live through Prohibition, but I have been in a lot of liquor stores. There will be markets for different qualities. I can't wait to see the brand names.

I meant to say that if the government was involved then price goes up, quality goes down. If they simply legalize and tax it then get out of the way I believe your scenario is probably more likely.

Oh yeah. I also got takeout at a Chinese restaurant where the Dresden Dolls were dining, and Brian Viglione plays drums on the new Nine Inch Nails stuff, and Dave Grohl played drums on With Teeth.

TofuTheAlmighty: The Foo Fighters are HIV denialists.

What the fark is an HIV denialist?

I personally know someone who admires Dave Grohl very much.

/true story

I would vote for Dave over Obama any day of the week. Hussein just became a rock star. Dave's been doing it his whole life. I think more people have fainted at a foo fighters show than at Hussein's rallies. Hussein is scary enough but what scares me the most is these supporters. This guys had more dirt pulled up on him than anyone running for pres ever and people still think he's Jesus. It's amazing that people that talk about so much love and togetherness and change are the one's with so much hate for republicans, Bush and this country. What has Bush ever done but keep us safe from terrorism for seven years and people want to constantly make fun of him all the time, yet you say one controversial thing about Hussein and everyone goes nuts defending this guy. Why don't you defend a man that not only talked about hope and change for the Iraqi people but brought it to them and allowed them for the first time in their lives to experience what it means to have freedom. Shame on anyone that wants to judge our president and our country and shame on any pastor that preaches hate and you go there for 20 years and don't have a problem with it.

Personally, I'm a little hesitant to vote for anybody who HASN'T used weed or psychedelics. They are good balances of the spirit.

And let's face it, a cocaine and whiskey president has only been all about paranoia and violence.

sperogyro: This guys had more dirt pulled up on him than anyone running for pres ever

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

AHhaahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahahaheheheheheheh. . . he . . he hehehe. . .

Can't. . . breath. . . laughing too hard.

What are you, 12? Never paid attention to a Presidential election before?

whatever.

Gotta love that loopy bastard.

sperogyro
What has Bush ever done but keep us safe from terrorism for seven years

2.5/10, and that's with the incoherency bonus.

Mmm.. those are some hot-ass pictures of Dave.

Being a stoner in the 1970s didn't exactly qualify Bush for the job, did it? Besides, is America ready for another President with a beard? It's only been a bit more than a century.

Who's Dave Grohl?

rocker5969: Mr. Anon: Dave Grohl and I ate at the same restaurant at the same time once.

True story.

back when Nirvana was touring small clubs and selling $5 cassettes and t-shirts from a card table set up next to the sound board, they played a Friday/Saturday gig at The Patio in Indianapolis. I was one of about 50 people in the crowd, and during set breaks I would buy them shots of jack and budweiser backs, while we went out in the alley to smoke weed.

my autographed (by all three) copy of Incesticide, was lost forever when my ex-wifes house burned down. I could only imagine what that would be worth today.

BTW - Dave and Krist were pretty cool - bullshiatting around with us and cracking up. Kurt just sat there drinking and smoking, not even thanking us for the drinks. I stopped trying to talk to him after 2 monosyllabic responses to a couple of basic questions.

other than that, it's a good memory.

honestly? I thought the Birdmen of Alcatrazz (the local openers) were the better band.

I call bullshiat on this story. Nirvana never played a show in Indiana. And they certainly weren't playing 50-person gigs after Incesticide was released. You are a filthy dirty liar.

Yeah incesticide was released after Nevermind, by then the band being rather huge. Uhm.....

grxymkjbn: I personally know someone who admires Dave Grohl very much.

/true story

I know a guy who actually had dinner at the same table at the same time in the same restaurant as Pat Smear who plays in the same band sometimes with Dave Grohl.

/true story!

I once ate across from Fear Factory, who covered "School" by Nirvana.

true story.

You know, it actually is sad that third parties can't legitimately compete in the US. So many people consider themselves Republicans or Democrats that they vote blindly.

I voted for Perot; I thought he had the most realistic third-party chance to win I'd ever seen. He got 26% of the vote, compared to only 17% more for the smarmy adulterer who became our president for the next 8 years.

I'm sorry, this year it's up to the Democrats to win or lose the election. And by 'lose', I mean 'allow Hillary to keep backstabbing Obama so that McCain waltzes in for 8 more years of the same'. Dave Gruul's Lair should shut his damn yap.