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(Houston Chronicle) Amusing Old and busted: Twisted Sister's heavy metal anthem "I Wanna Rock." The new hotness: Twisted Sister guitarist Jay Jay French's political re-recording of that song: "I Want Barack"   (chron.com) divider line 43
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JoJoTheIdiotMonkeyBoy [TotalFark] 2008-03-18 11:34:11 PM  
As a current Barack Obama supporter, this shiat has gotta stop. I like political music as much as the next hair-swinging hippie, but come ON! It's just too much...

 
CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2008-03-19 12:17:36 AM  
"Barack Dirty to Me"
"For Those About to Barack, We Salute You"
"Barackin' the Law"
"Barack at the Moon"
"Barack the Casbah"

 
Number41 2008-03-19 12:29:26 AM  
The pro-candidate song genre was already perfected by the Mitt girls.

 
bGizzy [TotalFark] 2008-03-19 01:16:05 AM  
Waiting for "Run to the Hillarys"

 
GoGoGo [TotalFark] 2008-03-19 04:03:50 AM  
"obama said knock you out"

 
monas 2008-03-19 05:40:05 AM  
Cliton On A Prayer
Cliton On The Edge

/War Pig?

 
Descartes 2008-03-19 06:35:40 AM  
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Bark Obama seems confused, prefers 50 Cent.

 
Ball Sack Obama 2008-03-19 06:46:49 AM  
Obama I'm Coming Home

 
Ball Sack Obama 2008-03-19 07:02:09 AM  
Oh... Barack and Roll Crazy Nights...

/M-Z-A

 
destitute college kid 2008-03-19 07:49:28 AM  
Barack Obama like a wagon wheel,
Barack Obama any way you feel,
Heeeeeeeeeeey Obama Barack me

 
suggestive_eye_movement 2008-03-19 08:03:52 AM  
"Barack in Black"
"Baby Got Barack"

 
Mixolydian Master 2008-03-19 08:08:21 AM  
I wanna Barrack and poll all night and Caucus everyday!

/I'll just grab my coat and show myself the door

 
for good or for awesome 2008-03-19 08:17:13 AM  
Stuck between Barack and a hard place.

 
monas 2008-03-19 08:28:35 AM  
Barack me like a hurricane...

 
Goonie_Goo_Goo 2008-03-19 08:29:33 AM  
Back on McCain gang.

/got nuthin

 
JasonOfOrillia 2008-03-19 08:31:16 AM  
Oh, Barrack is very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

 
zenobia 2008-03-19 08:39:27 AM  
JasonOfOrillia: Oh, Barrack is very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

That pretty much covers 56 percent of the vote in November. GOBAMA.

 
Mixolydian Master 2008-03-19 08:44:30 AM  
One a clock, two a clock, three a clock, Barack!

Barack is black! Hit the sack! Been gone so long....

I wanna Barack with you! All night!

Let's get, let's get, let's get, Let's get Barack!

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-03-19 08:54:43 AM  
Barack Barack, Barackaway beach
Barack Barack, Barackaway beach
We can hitch a ride
To Barackaway beach

 
chapelhillbilly 2008-03-19 09:02:25 AM  
BARAAAAAAAAACK! Barack In The Saddle Again!

 
The Allan Ball 2008-03-19 09:09:38 AM  
Help I'm Barack!

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-03-19 09:13:49 AM  
Goonie_Goo_Goo: Back on McCain gang.

/got nuthin


If you don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying
You should never vote McCain

/maybe that one's not such a good idea...

 
SpacePunk 2008-03-19 09:20:21 AM  
This is starting to get silly.

 
Sofa King Awesome 2008-03-19 09:25:01 AM  
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Nothing sez patriotism like the support of angry glam drag rockers.

It's a shame Obama already had my vote, he'd win it again.

 
Aquatic Bee 2008-03-19 09:27:03 AM  
When you walk in the bar,
And you dressed like a star,
Rockin' your Huckabee pumps.

 
Aquatic Bee 2008-03-19 09:29:53 AM  
I'm just a love McCain,
And I won't vote for nobody but you,
hey babay, huh!

 
Aquatic Bee 2008-03-19 09:31:19 AM  
Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary McCain.

 
Aquatic Bee 2008-03-19 09:32:56 AM  
So let my go my way, we steady balling
While y'all drinking Nader-aid, y'all acting like some bustas
Let me go my way, we steady pimping
While y'all sipping Nader-aid, y'all ain't talking bout nothing

 
Sofa King Awesome 2008-03-19 09:37:35 AM  
Don't stop thinking about Obama
Don't stop, he will soon be here
The Prez will be better than before
W's gone, W's gone.
Don't you look back
Don't you look back

 
1mintomidnight 2008-03-19 10:16:10 AM  
Baby where'd you get your body from?
Tell me where'd you get your body from.
I got it from Obama.


/got nothin'
//song has been stuck in my head for days
///sorry to those who now share my pain

 
AU fan in a UGA state 2008-03-19 10:18:33 AM  
for the true Alabama fans out there...
(to the tune of Rock and Roll part II...)
Hey.... Hillary Clinton
Hey.... Hillary Clinton
Hey.... Hillary Clinton
I just beat the hell out of you!
Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer Give 'em Hell Barack Obama!

i226.photobucket.com

/not many people will get that...

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-03-19 10:30:02 AM  

 
vonster 2008-03-19 10:45:39 AM  
www.cnsnews.com

 
emocomputerjock 2008-03-19 10:47:59 AM  
Milkbeer: Ok, seriously guys....wasn't Barack a spinoff of Space Ghost Coast to Coast?

Yep, him and that space robot Johncleese.

/C. Martin Croker FTW

 
Goonie_Goo_Goo 2008-03-19 10:48:26 AM  
I am an AntiChrist
I am an anarchist
Don't know what I want but I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passerby

Cause I
Wanna beeeeeeee
HILLARY!!!
In the USA
The only way to be!


/still got nuthin'

 
apeiron242 2008-03-19 11:47:13 AM  
Old and busted: Twisted Sister's heavy metal anthem "I Wanna Rock." The new hotness: Twisted Sister guitarist Jay Jay French's political re-recording of that song: "I Want Barack"

Why is he recording "I want Barack" again? Didn't he get it right the first time? Perhaps smitty meant Jay Jay, who ever the fark he is, is doing a parody.

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2008-03-19 02:05:37 PM  
Everybody wants Barack to wind a piece of string around.

 
emocomputerjock 2008-03-19 02:16:31 PM  
Moses To Sandy Koufax: Everybody wants Barack to wind a piece of string around.

Flood reference FTW

/Where's my prosthetic forehead?

 
CultBoy1984 2008-03-19 03:02:36 PM  
Barack Will Rock You?
Barack It To Me?
Barack Alert?
From Barack With Love?
I Wish I Was A Barack?
What A Wonderful Barack?
RU Barack?
Go Barack Go!?
The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Barack?
Barack Lovers In Love?

/I'm tired goin home.

 
Roy_G_Biv 2008-03-19 03:35:34 PM  

 
Roy_G_Biv 2008-03-19 04:34:15 PM  
emocomputerjock: Moses To Sandy Koufax: Everybody wants Barack to wind a piece of string around.

Flood reference FTW

/Where's my prosthetic forehead?


maybe Your Racist Friend has it

This is where the party ends
I can't stand here listening to you
And your racist friend
I know politics bore you
But I feel llike a hypocrite talking to you
You and your racist friend
It was the loveliest party that I've ever attended
If anything was broken
I'm sure it could be mended
My head is tired from bobbing and pretending
Listen to some bullet-head
And the madness that he's saying
This is where the party ends
I'll just sit here wondering how you
Can stand by your racist friend
I know politics bore you
But I feel like a hypocrite
Talking to you
You and your racist friend
Out from the kitchen
To the bedroom to the hallway
Your friend apologizes, he could see it my way
He let the contents of the bottle do the thinking
Can't shake the devil's hand
And say you're only kidding
This is where the party ends
I can't stand here listening to you
And your racist friend
I know politics bore you
But I feel llike a hypocrite talking to you
You and your racist friend

 
Aquatic Bee 2008-03-19 09:16:11 PM  
McCain in the membrane!
McCain in the brain!

 
Scrotar 2008-03-19 11:33:51 PM  
it hurts

 
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