I don't care.

I'd hit it and then send it flowers

She has the reputation of a moron because she is a moron.

Mariah Carey knows her indisputable talent clashes with her sexed-up image as a "ditz." "It's a dichotomy, I understand,"

You mean people who know how to sing should have a brain also?

Sheeeit. She may not be the swiftest wolf in the pack, but I'd still bang her like a tin roof in a tornado.

Wanted to hit it since junior high...and nothings changed.

As long as she can fark, I think brains are overrated.

Well, that settles that.

Ya know, I never thought for a minute that she was a ditzy moron. WTF?! I love Mariah, she kicks a$$.

crak_rabbit: Wanted to hit it since junior high...and nothings changed.

I second that.

Oh the sweet, sweet fantasies, baby.

//sorry could not resist
///used to buy the albums just for the pictures
///now use Google image search

She has low self-esteem? I'm shocked! Only girls who are completely comfortable and confident with their bodies dress like her. Right? Right? It's not just to get attention, right?

more pics of the hittableness please...

Her last sold 10 million?

That's incredible.

aw, poor girl. must be tough having millions of fans, a great body and tons of money. if she has self-esteem issues, that doesn't give me much hope.

/no fans except my mom
//small boobs
///$40,000 in debt

this? is why i drink.

annimal: aw, poor girl. must be tough having millions of fans, a great body and tons of money. if she has self-esteem issues, that doesn't give me much hope.

/no fans except my mom
//small boobs
///$40,000 in debt

this? is why i drink talk about my boobs on the intarwebs.

fixed that for you, and the obligatory "How you doin"

wood

And there ain't nuthin' wrong with that.

Admitting to being a ditzy moron and saying she understands that people think she's a ditzy moron are two very different things. Idiots don't go around using the word, "dichotomy" either. She's got an incredible voice, knows how to use it, knows how to make salable music. Everything else is pretty marginal.

/yes i'm a fan
//since 1990

Big juicy brains...

i like this:

to go with this:

I would like to have repeated, highly-erotic intercourse with her. I picture her reaching at least a handful of those octaves she can reach. :)

...would double up on the condoms, though...she's been through a few too many rappers.

She does a mean "Ken Lee"

spaceninjax: crak_rabbit: Wanted to hit it since junior high...and nothings changed.

I second that.

Thirded. Motion carries.

HellblazerPrime: spaceninjax: crak_rabbit: Wanted to hit it since junior high...and nothings changed.

I second that.

Thirded. Motion carries.

All In Favor Vote 'Aye'


Aye-yi-yi!

I sure would like to paint a six pack on her stomach...

Her use of the word "dichotomy" totally made my day.



/impressed and amused.

Can't knock a girl for being honest about herself.

frickinyeahyeahyeah: Big juicy brains...

I dated a girl who had the same smile and cheeks as Mariah. She also had big juicy brains.