Fark is getting slow.
Bob and Tom covered this story on Friday's morning show and I'm pretty sure they picked it up from Fark that morning.
So, Pete...?

Good son...

bitteroldman: Fark is getting slow.
Bob and Tom covered this story on Friday's morning show and I'm pretty sure they picked it up from Fark that morning.
So, Pete...?

Maybe not. It is an Ananova story.

Doesn't really do the dead guy much good - he's already as stiff as he's gonna get.

Would I burn in hell if I sent this link to my catholic grandma who is turning 105 next week?

More than one stiff at that funeral.

Surely someone must have filmed the act. TTIUWoV.

Just mix my ashes in a douche and run me through one last time...

lucky stiff

"Rapdances for evelyone."

"ananova"

Why don't they just end the story with "Oh yea, by the way this, is bullshiat."

pics or it didn't happen.

they sure can can-can on my grave.

bitteroldman: Fark is getting slow.

I've noticed that, too.

It could be worse, He could've gotten a prostitute.

kmmontandon: Doesn't really do the dead guy much good - he's already as stiff as he's gonna get.

exactly. a good son would have gotten his father the stripper before he died

And the dead will rise...

Bucky Katt: kmmontandon: Doesn't really do the dead guy much good - he's already as stiff as he's gonna get.

exactly. a good son would have gotten his father the stripper before he died

Okay, semi-serious question for all you Farkers who know the law:

If I buy my aged relative a hooker, and she farks him until he has a heart attack, can either me or the whore be held criminally accountable?

bitteroldman: Fark is getting slow.

Fark has no speed. It either is Fark, or not a Fark.

/$5 a month tells you when your neighbor moons a gypsy within 10 second of it happening.

Ironclad2: Bucky Katt: kmmontandon:

Okay, semi-serious question for all you Farkers who know the law:

If I buy my aged relative a hooker, and she farks him until he has a heart attack, can either me or the whore be held criminally accountable?

Only if you post about it on Fark beforehand.

Someone deserves the HERO tag here. Either the son for the obvious or his old man for caring enough to walk 3 miles to vote at age 103.

/Get naked or get off my lawn!!!!!!

DanThe1Man: "ananova"

Why don't they just end the story with "Oh yea, by the way this, is bullshiat."

That's what I came here to say.

Grrrr! You beat me to it!

bitteroldman
The real question is: Why in the Sam-Hell are you listening to Bob and Tom. Blech.

Ironclad2: Bucky Katt: kmmontandon: Doesn't really do the dead guy much good - he's already as stiff as he's gonna get.

exactly. a good son would have gotten his father the stripper before he died

Okay, semi-serious question for all you Farkers who know the law:

If I buy my aged relative a hooker, and she farks him until he has a heart attack, can either me or the whore be held criminally accountable?

Only if the son fixes the whore's jam then gives it back to dear old daddy.

Awesome.

I could care less if there are strippers at my funeral, but I've already made up my mind about one thing:

Instead of a depressing funeral, I want to set some money aside for my loved ones to have a party....with top-shelf booze and good cigars. Plus, I want the guests to tap their ashes into my urn.

Danger Avoid Death: "Rapdances for evelyone."

Rap Dance, Go!

bitteroldman
The real question is: Why in the Sam-Hell are you listening to Bob and Tom. Blech.

I like to hear Bob Zaney crash & burn

kmmontandon: Doesn't really do the dead guy much good - he's already as stiff as he's gonna get.


WIN. Thread OVER.

Has there ever been any group of people, in the history of the world, more in awe of the notion that somebody, somewhere, got to see "a nekkid lady" than Farkers?

I mean holy shiat, people. There's six billion people on this planet. Unless someone's discovered a new way for that to happen, it means every single one of those six billion people was the result of sexual intercourse. And yet, every time a Farker reads a story involving the word "stripper", they post a goddamn link to it, so that all the other Farkers can come snicker over the idea of "real, naked boobies". I honestly have to ask: don't any of you have first-hand experience with the Real Deal?

I want to be cremated and my ashes stored in my favorite console inside a sealed aluminum container while playing the end credits of Star Fox detailing my life. Top it off with a gravestone that says

"Game Over" Would you like to Continue?"

/why not go out living like I lived
//humor helps

Corpus Delecti: Has there ever been any group of people, in the history of the world, more in awe of the notion that somebody, somewhere, got to see "a nekkid lady" than Farkers?

I mean holy shiat, people. There's six billion people on this planet. Unless someone's discovered a new way for that to happen, it means every single one of those six billion people was the result of sexual intercourse. And yet, every time a Farker reads a story involving the word "stripper", they post a goddamn link to it, so that all the other Farkers can come snicker over the idea of "real, naked boobies". I honestly have to ask: don't any of you have first-hand experience with the Real Deal?

OK mister. If strippers at funerals are too common for you, what would you like to talk about?

//There will be no strippers are this guys funeral.

Corpus Delecti: Has there ever been any group of people, in the history of the world, more in awe of the notion that somebody, somewhere, got to see "a nekkid lady" than Farkers?

I mean holy shiat, people. There's six billion people on this planet. Unless someone's discovered a new way for that to happen, it means every single one of those six billion people was the result of sexual intercourse. And yet, every time a Farker reads a story involving the word "stripper", they post a goddamn link to it, so that all the other Farkers can come snicker over the idea of "real, naked boobies". I honestly have to ask: don't any of you have first-hand experience with the Real Deal?

Heh. You said "boobies".

the ha ha guy:

Heh. You said "boobies".

Pics!

Corpus Delecti: ...Unless someone's discovered a new way for that to happen...

Erm...it's called artificial insemination.

Corpus Delecti: Has there ever been any group of people, in the history of the world, more in awe of the notion that somebody, somewhere, got to see "a nekkid lady" than Farkers?

I mean holy shiat, people. There's six billion people on this planet. Unless someone's discovered a new way for that to happen, it means every single one of those six billion people was the result of sexual intercourse. And yet, every time a Farker reads a story involving the word "stripper", they post a goddamn link to it, so that all the other Farkers can come snicker over the idea of "real, naked boobies". I honestly have to ask: don't any of you have first-hand experience with the Real Deal?

Lmao. So true.

Here's the "win" FTFA:

[He] had more than 100 descendants. His son said his father was famous locally for his interest in strip clubs: "He would travel around the island with his friends to see these shows," he added.

The guy must have farked every stripper he met in his lifetime.

Good on ya, old timer.

7473r4:
Lmao. So true.

Yes for some reason this thread has drawn you in....

BigEd: Just mix my ashes in a douche and run me through one last time...

Win.

Can't tell if Corpus Delecti is bucking for the "Get Over Yourself" award or just now figured out Fark.

"Jinlai" in Chinese can mean "come in" or "come now".

Use your imagination.

the1hatman: Can't tell if Corpus Delecti is bucking for the "Get Over Yourself" award or just now figured out Fark.

Maybe he is just gay?

//NTTATWWT

Forget the stripper, I want a lapdance after I've gone.

That's awesome. And the ol' guy died walking to town to vote. Win.

He was the oldest person in his village and had more than 100 descendants.

If he didn't have a descendant for every year of his life, he came farking close.

Insert "Darwin Approves" image cliché here.

Noexit: That's awesome. And the ol' guy died walking to town to vote. Win.

Walked three miles to vote, no less. Much win.

Taiwanese take their voting very seriously. That's what happens in young democracies.

Then again, they also take their corruption, binlang, binlang qishi (!!), and strippers seriously too.

God damn I love binlang qishi. Rawwr.

You imply there's something wrong with taking strippers seriously.

Herro, you buy beetre nut?

Onager: "Jinlai" in Chinese can mean "come in" or "come now".

Use your imagination.

Nah
Most likely it's 金来, literally 'gold come' or 'wealth come'

Corpus Delecti: don't any of you have first-hand experience with the Real Deal?

I talked to a girl, once.