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(Daily Mail) Interesting Men prefer pale women because they are virginal, women prefer dark men because they are mysterious. Here comes the science   (mailonsunday.co.uk) divider line 463
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strangeguitar 2008-03-16 09:07:48 PM  
My wife is black and I prefer pale ales:
i227.photobucket.com

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2008-03-16 09:10:38 PM  
I like my women like I like my coffee. Creamy dark and Hot.

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:07:25 PM  
Sweet! That leaves all the beautiful dark women to me. And a few pale guys now and then is alright too.

 
Sharch [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:10:45 PM  
I like my woman like I like my like.

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:26:22 PM  
I likes my women like I likes my coffee.

Black and bitter ... blonde and sweet ... pretty much any way I can get them as long as there's no butterface action involved.

 
altinos 2008-03-16 10:52:58 PM  
I like my women like I like my coffee. Full of my cream.

 
leitmotive 2008-03-16 10:53:32 PM  
$5000 for a cup of coffee?

 
phlegmmo 2008-03-16 10:53:38 PM  
I like my women like I like my coffee: ground and bagged.

 
Lauraness 2008-03-16 10:53:47 PM  
In general men tend to be darker than females.

/Is very pale..Irish-ness..
//Doesn't really care unless the housemates bring it up

 
texastag 2008-03-16 10:53:48 PM  
I like my women the way I like my coffee.

Tied in a sack and thrown over the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez!

www.pdm.com.co

 
ArgusRun 2008-03-16 10:54:36 PM  
This does not explain my love of Irish firemen.

 
Super Chronic 2008-03-16 10:56:52 PM  
Everybody be perfectly honest. Which picture was most pleasing: Kylie Minogue, Nicole Kidman, or Monica Bellucci?

The lesson: boobies >>>>> skin tone.

 
eatin' fetus 2008-03-16 10:57:08 PM  
I like my women like i like their vaginas.

A lot.

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:57:08 PM  
Um, I prefer the more "exotic" look in females. Dark hair, dark eyes, tan skin, are all more attractive to me then blonde hair and pale skin. It's ridiculous to even have a study like this since everyone has their preference. But really tho, pale chicks, wtf??

 
CitizenTed [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:57:17 PM  
I like my women like I like my coffee: stuffed in a burlap sack and thrown over the back of a donkey.

i266.photobucket.com

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2008-03-16 10:57:43 PM  
I have the jungle fever like motherfarking crazy.

 
paygun 2008-03-16 10:58:03 PM  
I like 'em so pale you can almost see through 'em.

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:58:42 PM  
imagecache2.allposters.com

Some things just don't change.

 
I didn't get them at Tesco's OK 2008-03-16 10:58:42 PM  
Sharch [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:10:45 PM
I like my woman like I like my like.


Gave me a laugh :)

 
katastrophe [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:58:58 PM  
So, wait, my ghostly pale flesh is a good thing? Hooray!

/However, I'm not sure the science is so solid on this one, especially in a modern world with a huge variety of societal influences. *shrug*

 
MickeyD [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:59:08 PM  
I like my men like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer

 
Nai 2008-03-16 10:59:18 PM  
eh.. someone likes olive skinned girls RIGHT?

/doesn't look like coffee, creamed or otherwise...

 
eatin' fetus 2008-03-16 10:59:42 PM  
I like my women like i like my coffee. Pounded and grounded by numerous Columbians, shipped to me on a boat, and stored in silence until i decide to make them hot and dripping.

 
deevo 2008-03-16 10:59:53 PM  
I like my women how I like my Mormon church's imagery.

 
Captain Darling 2008-03-16 11:00:02 PM  
The pic of Ms Bellucci demolishes the premise of TFA, and may be NSFW.

 
lhclubs 2008-03-16 11:00:40 PM  
I like my women like I like my scotch: 12 years old and room temperature

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 11:01:09 PM  
lhclubs: I like my women like I like my scotch: 12 years old and room temperature

Maybe that one went too far.

 
ohmyvariousgods [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 11:01:22 PM  
MickeyD: I like my men like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer

Second.

/I lol'd!!!

 
Architectronica 2008-03-16 11:01:23 PM  
I like my women like I like my coffee: autistic.

(Sorry toothpastefordinner).

 
Jument 2008-03-16 11:01:30 PM  
I like my women like I like my beer: cold, dark, and thick.

Wait...

/light woman w/ dark beer, please

 
IWood 2008-03-16 11:01:33 PM  
img172.imageshack.us


/1st thing i though of

 
katastrophe [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 11:02:14 PM  
tbernot: Why is there still no link to the collapse of Bears-Stern? This is probably one of the most important stories of the year, if not MUCH longer. I hope not, but this could be the beginning of the complete collapse of the US banking system

Here. It's under the Business tab, even though it really should be main page.

 
xtex 2008-03-16 11:02:19 PM  
tbernot: [threadjack] Why is there still no link to the collapse of Bears-Stern? This is probably one of the most important stories of the year, if not MUCH longer. I hope not, but this could be the beginning of the complete collapse of the US banking system. [/threadjack]

There are about 500 in TotalFARK. Remember, it's not news, it's FARK.

 
Josu 2008-03-16 11:02:39 PM  
I like my women like I like my silverware. Elegant, but useful.

 
MusicMakeMyHeadPound 2008-03-16 11:02:47 PM  
i6.photobucket.com

Where all the white women at?


/god, I hate the Daily Mail

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 11:03:24 PM  
more stupidity from the Daily Fail

 
ami5000 [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 11:03:31 PM  
I'm not pale and I'm pretty slutty so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
P Bateman 2008-03-16 11:04:07 PM  
MickeyD: I like my men like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer

steevmit: I like my woman like I like my turds, big, brown, ugly and drowned in a deep bowl of water.

Hahahahahaha

 
m2313 2008-03-16 11:04:21 PM  
Your eyes look just like bullet holes
It must be all that crying
You haven't learned a thing at all

Another helter skelter
Moonlight has come and gone
The bloody writing's on the walls

Chloroform girl how have you been?
Don't let me catch you sleeping again
You're only alive because I like you

It's been three years since you've seen the sunlight
But I know you're having fun
Bound, gagged, and chained up in my basement

You look just like a zombie
So close to dead and pretty
With purple flowers in your hair

I hear the angels crying
Just as the devil smiles
A little piece will die tonight

Chloroform girl how have you been?
Don't let me catch you sleeping again
You're only alive because I like you

It's been three years since you've seen the sunlight
But I know you're having fun
Bound, gagged, and chained up in my basement

I hear the devil singing the most haunting melodies
I've got this overwhelming feeling of morbid ecstasy
Coming onto me

Chloroform girl how have you been?
Don't let me catch you sleeping again
You're only alive because I like you

It's been three years since you've seen the sunlight
But I know you're having fun
Bound, gagged and chained up in my basement.

Chloroform girl.

/mmm

 
Nightenstaff 2008-03-16 11:04:32 PM  
I like my women.

What?

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 11:05:12 PM  
ami5000: I'm not pale and I'm pretty slutty so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

How YOU doin

 
Ravie 2008-03-16 11:05:18 PM  
I've always preferred paler guys. *Shrug*
I'm guessing this study reveals more of a societal preference rather than an biological preference.

 
Ironclad2 2008-03-16 11:05:18 PM  
I like my women how I like my coffee: COVERED IN BEES!!!

 
embers of summer [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 11:05:18 PM  
I like my women like i like my coffee- covered in bees!

 
Desmo 2008-03-16 11:05:37 PM  
strangeguitar: My wife is black and I prefer pale ales:

My wife is pale and I prefer black beer.

slanche!

i43.photobucket.com

 
Nutsac_Jim 2008-03-16 11:05:48 PM  
chicks like the dark guys because mastah will only let the ones with small penises be the butler. The packing ones have to go work in the field and they end up with a suntan.

 
dooder0001 2008-03-16 11:05:57 PM  
I like my women the way I like my coffee. Anally.

 
Freezebyte 2008-03-16 11:06:05 PM  
Ummm no,, I've preffered dark haired, dark skinned woman since I discovered my penis.

 
Plague1988 2008-03-16 11:07:15 PM  
i15.photobucket.com

Well, well. Where does this beautiful, beautiful man fit in then?

 
farkin_noob 2008-03-16 11:08:33 PM  
paygun: I like 'em so pale you can almost see through 'em.

How you doin?

/Exposure to sunlight causes blinding glare.

 
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