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strangeguitar 2008-03-16 07:25:11 PM  
What's the matter? OBVIOUS tag in the shop for repairs?

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 07:31:57 PM  
Beer Drinkers have more fun too.

 
im_fkn_kreg 2008-03-16 07:35:20 PM  
Most beer drinkers are men.

 
Atypical Person Reading Fark [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 07:36:50 PM  
Is that adjusted for the brain to body mass ratio?

/to wit: most beer drinkers are men

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 07:42:04 PM  
Maybe beer is just less-efficient at killing brain cells than wine.

/dislike both
//give me vodak

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 07:52:43 PM  
I drink and enjoy both...what will happen to me??

 
corsec67 [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 08:05:33 PM  
What if I like barley wine?

/After it has been cellared for 1 year.

 
randomjsa 2008-03-16 08:09:01 PM  
Brain size has no bearing on intelligence.

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-03-16 08:10:16 PM  
Yea, but I can't figure out who baffles me more: Beer snobs or Wine snobs.

/Drinks to get drunk.

 
Glenechocreek 2008-03-16 08:10:34 PM  
Not bigger brains, just bigger heads.

cache.halloweenmart.com

 
Get Lost 2008-03-16 08:11:04 PM  
Beer brains bigger cause beer drinkers get hit in head by cops more than suit wearing wine drinker.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-16 08:11:26 PM  
The Onanist: I drink and enjoy both...what will happen to me??

Cirrhosis.

 
im_fkn_kreg 2008-03-16 08:11:42 PM  
I say it are go good with pizza.

 
canarican 2008-03-16 08:12:09 PM  
head asplodes

 
redoctober65 [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 08:12:52 PM  
It's the hops

 
Freezebyte 2008-03-16 08:14:29 PM  
Sorry, but i'd rather be more cultured then smarter

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 08:15:27 PM  
Of course beer makes you smarter. It made Bud wiser.

/Runs.

 
EightDeerOcelotClaw 2008-03-16 08:15:38 PM  
randomjsa: Brain size has no bearing on intelligence.

This.

 
strangeguitar 2008-03-16 08:15:51 PM  
Freezebyte: Sorry, but i'd rather be more cultured then smarter

Good luck with that.

 
guitarpick2002 2008-03-16 08:16:25 PM  
Beer makes your brain bigger? Maybe due to the extra water, but I don't believe it. At least we winos don't smash wine bottles over our heads to impress our buddies!

/hates the smell of beer
//is good for cooking though

 
frickinyeahyeahyeah 2008-03-16 08:16:53 PM  
Brain food:

www.belgickepivo.com

 
Xzavier 2008-03-16 08:17:18 PM  
yea due to all the brain swelling

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 08:19:26 PM  
I enjoy both, so the whole thing gets cancelled out for me.

 
Morchella [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 08:19:31 PM  
Beer brain replaces beer gut?

Complements?

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 08:20:01 PM  
Vodak drinkers are horrible spellers.

 
AmazingRuss 2008-03-16 08:21:01 PM  
Beer drinkers have bigger weeners too. They have to, so they can see it over the belly.

 
pounddawg 2008-03-16 08:21:29 PM  
Beer drinkers have bigger brains bellies than wine drinkers

/drinks both

 
Death by Misadventure 2008-03-16 08:21:41 PM  
I drink alcohol in general. What be my brain size yo?

 
dbaggins 2008-03-16 08:21:45 PM  
It's called swelling

 
nucular bum 2008-03-16 08:21:48 PM  
Oh yeah? I heard drinking hard cider makes your penis bigger.

/why do you think they call it "hard" cider?

 
Der Vassermeister 2008-03-16 08:22:17 PM  
It just feels that way the next morning after 20.

 
65dos 2008-03-16 08:23:16 PM  
Suck it AA.

this is the greatest news!!!!

/opening beer right now

 
eff ewe 2008-03-16 08:24:36 PM  
How do their livers compare?

 
Inigo_Montoya 2008-03-16 08:29:51 PM  
But wine drinkers have bigger heads.

 
doofusgumby [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 08:30:02 PM  
I have a huge head.and am a beer drinker so *hic* I'm getting a kick...

 
Rozinante 2008-03-16 08:32:04 PM  
eff ewe: How do their livers compare?

Mine is the size of a football. A nerf one after the dog gets ahold of it.

 
TedO 2008-03-16 08:32:11 PM  
frickinyeahyeahyeah

www.belgickepivo.com

Never thought I'd say this... but that's way too much head.

 
smokedog22 2008-03-16 08:33:28 PM  
Chicks who get wasted on beer are Hotter Sluttier too

 
salsashark1 [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 08:39:43 PM  
I drink beer until I get bored with it. Then I start drinking wine until I get bored with it. Then I drink scotch until I realize that I can't drink scotch like I drink beer or wine.

Then I go right back to beer to repeat all of that.

 
Doomed 2008-03-16 08:45:51 PM  
Beer drinkers may have bigger brains but a bottle of wine doesn't care how big your brain is when it comes calling, hiding a sock full of nickels behind its back.

 
Davide 2008-03-16 08:46:41 PM  
www.wellesley.edu

Einstein's brain was smaller than the average.

tbn0.google.com

 
bGizzy [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 08:47:44 PM  
That's because beer drinkers don't commit large portions of their brainpower to B.S. like legs, bouquet, and vintage. Budweiser tastes great every year, every can, no worries.

 
ironic_followup 2008-03-16 08:48:54 PM  
bigger != better when it comes to the brain.
It's all about efficiency - number of synapses rather than number of neurons.

In fact, you lose a significant percentage of your brain cells during development, and that's what turns you from a retarded infant to a full-grown farker.

/ok. bad example.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-16 08:53:03 PM  
nucular bum: Oh yeah? I heard drinking hard cider makes your penis bigger.

/why do you think they call it "hard" cider?


If that were true, half the infomercials at 3 a.m. would be hawking hard cider.

 
True Value 2008-03-16 08:58:58 PM  
Danger Avoid Death: The Onanist: I drink and enjoy both...what will happen to me??

Cirrhosis.


FTW

 
Wireless Joe 2008-03-16 09:01:04 PM  
One word:

Hydrocephaly.

 
granolasteak [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 09:01:11 PM  
Links from blogs generally annoy me, this one no less than the rest.

But it did get me doing some fun Wiki-type research into barleywine style ales (which I love), and I learned a few new things.

Personally, I drink what tastes good to me, from clear clean water to white wine and dark beer. Does my hippocampus care? I don't think so.

/Off to find Dogfish Head *anything*

 
granolasteak [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 09:02:00 PM  
Davide: Einstein's brain was smaller than the average.

It's the wrinkles that count! ;)

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 09:02:06 PM  
bGizzy: Budweiser tastes great every year, every can, no worries.

We're talking about beer here.

/Eagerly awaits the beer snobs.

 
Impudent Domain 2008-03-16 09:04:15 PM  
this thread is making me reach for another Amber Bock.

 
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