What's the matter? OBVIOUS tag in the shop for repairs?

Beer Drinkers have more fun too.

Most beer drinkers are men.

Is that adjusted for the brain to body mass ratio?

/to wit: most beer drinkers are men

Maybe beer is just less-efficient at killing brain cells than wine.

/dislike both
//give me vodak

I drink and enjoy both...what will happen to me??

What if I like barley wine?

/After it has been cellared for 1 year.

Brain size has no bearing on intelligence.

Yea, but I can't figure out who baffles me more: Beer snobs or Wine snobs.

/Drinks to get drunk.

Not bigger brains, just bigger heads.

Beer brains bigger cause beer drinkers get hit in head by cops more than suit wearing wine drinker.

The Onanist: I drink and enjoy both...what will happen to me??

Cirrhosis.

I say it are go good with pizza.

head asplodes

It's the hops

Sorry, but i'd rather be more cultured then smarter

Of course beer makes you smarter. It made Bud wiser.

/Runs.

randomjsa: Brain size has no bearing on intelligence.

This.

Freezebyte: Sorry, but i'd rather be more cultured then smarter

Good luck with that.

Beer makes your brain bigger? Maybe due to the extra water, but I don't believe it. At least we winos don't smash wine bottles over our heads to impress our buddies!

/hates the smell of beer
//is good for cooking though

Brain food:

yea due to all the brain swelling

I enjoy both, so the whole thing gets cancelled out for me.

Beer brain replaces beer gut?

Complements?

Vodak drinkers are horrible spellers.

Beer drinkers have bigger weeners too. They have to, so they can see it over the belly.

Beer drinkers have bigger brains bellies than wine drinkers

/drinks both

I drink alcohol in general. What be my brain size yo?

It's called swelling

Oh yeah? I heard drinking hard cider makes your penis bigger.

/why do you think they call it "hard" cider?

It just feels that way the next morning after 20.

Suck it AA.

this is the greatest news!!!!

/opening beer right now

How do their livers compare?

But wine drinkers have bigger heads.

I have a huge head.and am a beer drinker so *hic* I'm getting a kick...

eff ewe: How do their livers compare?

Mine is the size of a football. A nerf one after the dog gets ahold of it.

frickinyeahyeahyeah



Never thought I'd say this... but that's way too much head.

Chicks who get wasted on beer are Hotter Sluttier too

I drink beer until I get bored with it. Then I start drinking wine until I get bored with it. Then I drink scotch until I realize that I can't drink scotch like I drink beer or wine.

Then I go right back to beer to repeat all of that.

Beer drinkers may have bigger brains but a bottle of wine doesn't care how big your brain is when it comes calling, hiding a sock full of nickels behind its back.

Einstein's brain was smaller than the average.

That's because beer drinkers don't commit large portions of their brainpower to B.S. like legs, bouquet, and vintage. Budweiser tastes great every year, every can, no worries.

bigger != better when it comes to the brain.
It's all about efficiency - number of synapses rather than number of neurons.

In fact, you lose a significant percentage of your brain cells during development, and that's what turns you from a retarded infant to a full-grown farker.

/ok. bad example.

nucular bum: Oh yeah? I heard drinking hard cider makes your penis bigger.

/why do you think they call it "hard" cider?

If that were true, half the infomercials at 3 a.m. would be hawking hard cider.

Danger Avoid Death: The Onanist: I drink and enjoy both...what will happen to me??

Cirrhosis.

FTW

One word:

Hydrocephaly.

Links from blogs generally annoy me, this one no less than the rest.

But it did get me doing some fun Wiki-type research into barleywine style ales (which I love), and I learned a few new things.

Personally, I drink what tastes good to me, from clear clean water to white wine and dark beer. Does my hippocampus care? I don't think so.

/Off to find Dogfish Head *anything*

Davide: Einstein's brain was smaller than the average.

It's the wrinkles that count! ;)

bGizzy: Budweiser tastes great every year, every can, no worries.

We're talking about beer here.

/Eagerly awaits the beer snobs.

this thread is making me reach for another Amber Bock.