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(NJ.com) Dumbass Man sets fire to his apartment, answers the door with crack pipe still in hand, fights with and spits on the arresting officers, and sends them back into the burning apartment to rescue someone that wasn't even there. Ta-daa   (nj.com) divider line 92
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You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 07:20:22 PM  
The Aristocrats

 
strangeguitar 2008-03-16 07:20:28 PM  
And that was the best birthday I ever had......

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 08:27:49 PM  
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color: The Aristocrats

Damn You Sir

+1

 
guitarpick2002 2008-03-16 09:29:35 PM  
I can so see this on an episode of COPS!

 
40oz_A_Knight 2008-03-16 09:33:57 PM  
Death. Penalty.

 
mindspread 2008-03-16 09:34:26 PM  
i254.photobucket.com

mm mmmm mmmm mmm mm m!

 
siva 2008-03-16 09:36:50 PM  
that oughtta teach those pigs not to fark with a crackhead

 
cheezitmojo 2008-03-16 09:37:52 PM  
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color: The Aristocrats

Yep.

 
I AM THE GOAT 2008-03-16 09:38:11 PM  
Dad?

 
tiggerfreak 2008-03-16 09:39:10 PM  
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color: The Aristocrats

You win

 
ohmyvariousgods [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 09:40:08 PM  
He has been charged with aggravated arson, possession of a controlled dangerous substance, possession of controlled dangerous substance paraphernalia, use and under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance, criminal mischief, resisting arrest, obstruction of justice and throwing bodily fluids at a law enforcement officer.

So...he'll be out in about 2 months...right?

 
stereosaur 2008-03-16 09:40:42 PM  
Does he want to wear a cape and makeup to court?

 
moothemagiccow 2008-03-16 09:41:12 PM  
ohmyvariousgods: He has been charged with aggravated arson, possession of a controlled dangerous substance, possession of controlled dangerous substance paraphernalia, use and under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance, criminal mischief, resisting arrest, obstruction of justice and throwing bodily fluids at a law enforcement officer.

So...he'll be out in about 2 months...right?



Surprised he made it into the holding cell in one pice

 
llarken 2008-03-16 09:42:21 PM  

 
Maddogjew [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 09:44:40 PM  
Meh, the pigs made all of this up. He knew one of the arresting officers in high school and they didn't get along very well. The pig used this as an excuse to ruin this mans life. The article doesn't mention that the man had an MBA and was an executive. The article also doesn't mention that this guys wife used to be one of the cops girlfriends. Media and the pigs, partners in TRUE crime.

 
ScottMpls 2008-03-16 09:44:59 PM  
I did not spit on them ...

 
AnimalFromTheZoo 2008-03-16 09:48:30 PM  
I love headlines that save me from reading the article.

 
Walken's cooler brother 2008-03-16 09:51:23 PM  
Or as I like to call it, Saturday.

 
ohmyvariousgods [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 09:52:52 PM  
AnimalFromTheZoo: I love headlines that save me from reading the article.

I usually click regardless seeking ignorant witness accounts. Preferably on video.

 
DYXautic 2008-03-16 09:54:47 PM  
Maybe he sent the cops to chase the dragon.

 
Shadowknight [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-16 09:57:18 PM  
Maddogjew: Meh, the pigs made all of this up. He knew one of the arresting officers in high school and they didn't get along very well. The pig used this as an excuse to ruin this mans life. The article doesn't mention that the man had an MBA and was an executive. The article also doesn't mention that this guys wife used to be one of the cops girlfriends. Media and the pigs, partners in TRUE crime.

Man, I really hope you are just being sarcastic and/or trolling. When it comes to cop threads and Bush threads, it's too damn hard to tell.

 
Maddogjew [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:00:09 PM  
Shadowknight: Man, I really hope you are just being sarcastic and/or trolling. When it comes to cop threads and Bush threads, it's too damn hard to tell.

Pigs lie every day and get away with it. Is it trolling to tell the truth? Is it sarcasm to expose their lies? Take off your blinders and see the world as it really is, otherwise, I weep for the future.

 
smokedog22 2008-03-16 10:03:04 PM  
I can't believe i got them to go back inside.

 
pedanticmofo 2008-03-16 10:04:30 PM  
Where's the "hero" tag?

 
Raj Whitehall 2008-03-16 10:11:23 PM  
Maddogjew: is right. Cops will say and do anything to settle a vendetta. other than that he may be a total loon.

 
bolzy 2008-03-16 10:12:17 PM  
Here's a review by one of the tenants at this apt complex.

"Lakeview is a good place to live. Yeah, there have been fires, but you can't always blame the complex, the last two were because of the tenant's carelessness/stupidity. Renter's insurance is a must where ever you live"

Link (new window)

 
girljen 2008-03-16 10:13:00 PM  
I was going to make a comment about how "if it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." Now that comment applies to TFA as well as Maddogjew's trolling.

 
kroonermanblack 2008-03-16 10:13:22 PM  
ohmyvariousgods: He has been charged with aggravated arson, possession of a controlled dangerous substance, possession of controlled dangerous substance paraphernalia, use and under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance, criminal mischief, resisting arrest, obstruction of justice and throwing bodily fluids at a law enforcement officer.

So...he'll be out in about 2 months...right?


'Throwing bodily fluids at a law enforement officer...'

I shouldn't be surprised, but still, hehe.

 
skinink 2008-03-16 10:14:56 PM  

" and sends them back into the burning apartment to rescue someone that wasn't even there."


I guess this guy really wanted some bacon...


 
Maddogjew [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:15:42 PM  
girljen: Now that comment applies to TFA as well as Maddogjew's trolling.

This coming from a paramedic... we know that y'all are always on the pigs side in any argument. Media, pigs, and paramedic... all true criminals.

 
KnightShift 2008-03-16 10:16:15 PM  
Maddogjew:
Pigs lie every day and get away with it.

Like you do, hiding behind your keyboard?

Maddogjew: Is it trolling to tell the truth? Is it sarcasm to expose their lies?
Not at all, but none of it will come from anything with your name signed to it.

Tho on the bright side, there -has- been a sever lack of representation for the crack-head population, so Its good to hear they have a Super-Hero to call their own.

Put your hands together for Maddogjew!

 
girljen 2008-03-16 10:21:13 PM  
Maddogjew: This coming from a paramedic... we know that y'all are always on the pigs side in any argument. Media, pigs, and paramedic... all true criminals.

Call me when you have a heart attack.

 
Maddogjew [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:21:37 PM  
KnightShift: Tho on the bright side, there -has- been a sever lack of representation for the crack-head population, so Its good to hear they have a Super-Hero to call their own.

What do you know of crackheads up there in the great white waste? Live here in the dirty south and see what really is going on. Most crack here has ALREADY been in the pigs hands. It is resold by the pigs. That being said, this man was not a crackhead, he is a college educated business man who made the wrong enemies. So much for liberty and justice here in America.

 
pugsleythegreat 2008-03-16 10:22:44 PM  
KnightShift

Amen brother!

 
Person 2008-03-16 10:22:44 PM  
No attempted murder charge for lying and sending their officers back into a burning building?

 
Maddogjew [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:23:30 PM  
girljen: Call me when you have a heart attack.

911 is a joke. It only caters to the rich elite while trauma victims die in the projects. The are more concern with a 80 year old rich man vageling out on his toilet than a gunshot wound in "the hood"

 
pugsleythegreat 2008-03-16 10:23:37 PM  
Can't get enough of that tasty, tasty crack!

 
Death by Misadventure 2008-03-16 10:26:29 PM  
This is exactly why I will never be a cop. I would last one month until I farking killed or severally beaten some dumbass like this and they put me on administrative leave.

 
foosballcoach 2008-03-16 10:28:42 PM  
First cop: Aw shiat, he spit on me.
Second cop: BOOM
First cop: Oh, thanks
Society: Well done

 
Maddogjew [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:30:09 PM  
Christian Republican Gun Slinger: ...and the Jews control Hollywood.... and the diamond trade... and have big noses... I bet you don't have a problem with that, do you?

Sounds like words spoken by a pig or a supporter of the pigs. How long have YOU been in their pocket? Now you might have messed up with making statements like that, don't make me call Tatsuma up on your ass.

 
pugsleythegreat 2008-03-16 10:32:34 PM  
Maddogjew

know what would help people getting shot in the hood?
not shooting one another in the hood.
I'm pretty sure 911 calls don't go like this:
"What up, 911"
"I'm dying!"
"no wai, do you have teh benjaminz?"
"srsly, cupcakes too."
"brt"
*CLICK*

*ding* worst place!

It's cute you decided to be the voice of the trauma victims in the hood though,
+1 alignment lawful good
-1 Trolling

 
Your_Dog [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:33:01 PM  
Maddogjew

2/10

 
Maddogjew [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:35:59 PM  
pugsleythegreat: know what would help people getting shot in the hood?
not shooting one another in the hood.


Most shootings in "the hood" are unreported shootings made by the pigs themselves. The pigs hate competition in sales. They have a license to kill. If things aren't this way in Lancaster then you should consider yourself lucky.

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2008-03-16 10:36:08 PM  
Your_Dog: Maddogjew

2/10


Not even that much. He's trying too hard.

 
Khazar-Khum 2008-03-16 10:36:43 PM  
Christian Republican Gun Slinger: Maddogjew: Pigs lie every day and get away with it. Is it trolling to tell the truth? Is it sarcasm to expose their lies? Take off your blinders and see the world as it really is, otherwise, I weep for the future.

...and the Jews control Hollywood.... and the diamond trade... and have big noses... I bet you don't have a problem with that, do you?



You forgot finance. Jews control finance. Oh, and they don't eat bacon.

 
pugsleythegreat 2008-03-16 10:37:23 PM  
Maddogjew

dood. up your dosage, you're delusional.
thanks for the laugh though.

 
bean4554 2008-03-16 10:37:26 PM  
Maddogjew:
Sounds like words spoken by a pig or a supporter of the pigs. How long have YOU been in their pocket? Now you might have messed up with making statements like that, don't make me call Tatsuma up on your ass.


Welcome back, Whoopty, we missed you.

 
Cmalta 2008-03-16 10:39:21 PM  
I'm always against the death penalty...but then I read stories like this and think, "people like this have no reason to exist, give him the chair!" Or the guillotine. I forget which one we use now.

 
I Like Bread 2008-03-16 10:39:52 PM  
foosballcoach: First cop: Aw shiat, he spit on me.
Second cop: BOOM
First cop: Oh, thanks
Society: Well done


This is the world I want to live in. Stupidity should be a crime.

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 10:41:03 PM  
Cocaine's a helluva drug.

 
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