subby Union City police find 6-foot alligator after making marijuana bust. That's not a crock

Crikey, it's a beaut!

YAY AREA!

Approves

/vote for me!

Mr. Lizard Man?

The police will estimate the street value of the crocodile at $1.3 million.

Sorry to be jackin' it this early but I just turned on food network and rachel ray is making dog snacks.Am I still asleep or is Armageddon apon us?

Is today cop thread day?

I love when my hometown makes the news

RiverKing: Sorry to be jackin' it this early

What time is it?

RiverKing: Sorry to be jackin' it this early but I just turned on food network and rachel ray is making dog snacks.Am I still asleep or is Armageddon apon us?

What kind of dog are they made from?

Not Amused


/oblig

Did they give the alligator a full cavity search?

RiverKing: Sorry to be jackin' it this early but I just turned on food network and rachel ray is making dog snacks.Am I still asleep or is Armageddon apon us?

You're "jackin' it" to Rachael Ray?

Yes, definitely Armageddon.

Beertender


Shiat! You beat me to it.

/Miami Vice fan.

At least it wasn't croc-cocaine.

RiverKing: Sorry to be jackin' it this early

Goddammit Maf54, haven't you learned your lesson?

I'm sure there are probably some laws on the books about not having marijuana within several miles of a school, within ten blocks of a child, on a Sunday, in the same house as a Bible, and within twenty yards of an alligator.

"Well, you would have only received probation, but because you broke the law concerning possession of marijuana in the vicinity of an alligator, you will get 25 years. Oh, we'll have to let out these rapists to house you, too."

Drug war. Dumbest shiat ever.

Saw a cop on television (on Cops) actually arrest someone for having a farking DIGITAL SCALE in their car. I have one, too. I take it to garage sells and thrift stores and use it to weigh gold and sterling silver when people are smart enough to realize that is what they are selling (thus charging higher prices for them). Or to just see how much profit I will make when they don't realize what they are selling. But apparently that makes me a drug dealer.

Also was watching "Disorderly Conduct" and the host said, "Typically people who don't want to talk to the police have something to hide."

tonesskin:

Drug war. Dumbest shiat ever.



The record for the dumbest shiat ever goes to Prohibition, which is why efforts to reinstate it by MADD and others make me cringe.

But I hear ya...wonder how many addicts we'd have if that money went to prevention and treatment? Guess we'll never know.

Mongo cut wood: Did they give the alligator a full cavity search?

It was a pain the cloaca.

Sweet. 4.8 miles away from me.

Home-grown, has a brand new meaning after this family plants their crop:

steklo: Home-grown, has a brand new meaning after this family plants their crop:

It means the can't post pictures?

And they. Ok, I lose.

All this does is drive up my final cost......again

I'm across the bay from union city but go there because of a computer store, I hope their aren't anymore alligators. At least I hope they aren't on the loose.

U.C.!!!!!

I'm from Union CIty, so I'm really getting a bite out of this...

I use to live at those apartments. No crocks when I lived there, just a lot of Indians.