Aggravated battery defendant Johnathan T. Pinney said in court Friday he "embraces evil"...

I'm guessing evil won't be his only embraces in PMITA prison...

Looks like he embraces very poor personal hygiene as well.

Your "Dumbass" tag wants an exclaimation point.

Orlando is much more sinister than Tampa.

/Goth Talk

This guy needs no cape and makeup.
Guy in the article is an amature.

This is one of those "horns of a dilemma" type situations.

What good is it if you're the epitome of total evil and you can't dress up in a cape and makeup for your trial? What good is it if you're a judge and you can't throw his evil ass into a prison cell and throw away the key?

tag........ does not want...!

who wrote that article? they seriously need an editor that can read.

FTA: Pinney further wanted to wear makeup for his trial, but Raccuglia said he could not do so after a jail officer said makeup is not permitted prisoners.

That's some good writing there.

//Editor is not proof-read article

whitefangz: That's some good writing there.


Gah. That's just typing.

Is he the archenemy of those superdudes in Chula Vista from a few articles down?

Seriously, he could be the lead singer of a death metal band; he looks that creepy!

You know... I've heard the smarter you are, the more wrinkly your brain. And your guys' brains must be the wrinkliest. Oh, sure, ordinary Joes like me and Arthur here, maybe our brains are a little on the smooth side. But you don't have to be a genius to know that evil is bad. And good isn't.

/

He seems like a smart enough guy. He is representing himself at least well enough to waste everyones time. Just took a wrong turn at crazy.

Also, he is giving neo-pagans a bad name.

face palm

The Invisible Sky Wizard: This guy needs no cape and makeup.
Guy in the article is an amature.

Jesus, does that guy even go outside, let alone get arrested?

Oh go on Mr. Loonie, give us a smile.

Eeew. Do not want.

Will fight justice for food:

steklo: Will fight justice for food:

Fight justice?

FTFA: "During most of the hearing, Pinney, who has hair below his collar,"

GASP!!!! Hair below the collar!!

/He's a witch
//Burn him
///'60s, I thought we were through with them.

Tribs: Oh go on Mr. Loonie, give us a smile.

Isn't the goth thing a little outdated now? Like disco and grundge? He's got the whole unibrow, greasy hair, Abraham Lincoln goatee, black shirt "fear me for I am teh evileth" bullshiat going on.

Someone bust him in the nutz and call it a day.

That is one patient judge.

I don't know what's funnier... The article, or the angry flamewar going on in the comments about something completely unrelated to the article.

Welcome to the Machine: /He's a witch
//Burn him

HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!1!

...I got better.

This guy is not even remotely impressed!

No capes!

You know who else wore a cape?



You thought I was going to go there?

I'm offended by his broad use of the word "neo-paganism."

Neo-Pagans are not evil. At all. Ever.

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jebusfreak: I don't know what's funnier... The article, or the angry flamewar going on in the comments about something completely unrelated to the article.

this

/too bad it seems to have ended...or has it?
//good thing we never act like that

Creepy. He looks like my Anthro professor from city college.

That guy used to go on about DnD and nerdy guys in High School as :The Brotherhood of Not Getting Any: It was pretty funny, though he was a pretty crappy teacher. That class was ridiculous, I used to show up to turn in my paper at the beginning and then just leave and I still got an A...

Welcome to the Machine: You know who else wore a cape?



You thought I was going to go there?

Caped Hitler
He flies and he kills the Jews
Caped Hitler
He has incinerating powers, Pew Pew!

Disapproves of self-representation.

SmnM4g1s: I'm offended by his broad use of the word "neo-paganism."

Neo-Pagans are not evil. At all. Ever.

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Yeah he pretty much fits the bill of a nutcase. Anyone that's met genuine pagans (let alone these "neo" ones) know they're pretty harmless to even a cricket. They aren't known to start problems with people just because.

He seems nice. You know, in a Dick Cheney type of way.

Bith Set Me Up: No capes!

Thread over.

Wow. Hurley really went looney-tunes once he got off The Island.

But he seems to have lost some weight.

A cape? Poseur! Truly evil people wear a suit and tie.

Really nice article.. they mentioned "Pinney, who has hair below his collar" but didn't mention how long his willy was, what he'd had for lunch, who his first grade teacher was, if he's a Bush supporter, or if he prefers pancakes or waffles....

Bith Set Me Up: No capes!

This.

/should be added to the Evil Overlord list, too

"Take off that stupid cape, we're meeting Grandma at the Olive Garden"

/Goth Talk

I find this wildly amusing. Although I do regret the fact that I will probably never meet this guy - just because I'd really, really like to laugh in his face. What a dumbshiat.

/Ooo, look at me, I'm evil!
//You'd better be scared. Evil is scary. And I'm it.

Does wearing a cape make you evil? If you wear one of those half-length capes like that guy on Seinfeld, are you that much less evil?

You just know the guy is a Farker

i went to high school with 5 of this guy's twins....
and then went to college with about a hundred more...

"i'm original just like all my friends"

He will meet some real evil dudes in PMITA jail

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nahhhhh ...nutjob!!!

"During most of the hearing, Pinney... fingered his beard while sitting at the defense table."

He's not just evil. He also appears to be contemplating sinister activities.