Like Fernando used to say:
It's always better to look good than to feel good.

Wow, you'll get upgraded to first class if you die. I didn't know that.

Hey, wtf, they forgot too pretty. Now I'm all offended again.

/Nobody else on the plane looked like us except us!

Laoise: Hey, wtf, they forgot too pretty. Now I'm all offended again.

/Nobody else on the plane looked like us except us!

Heh, I remember that. Talk about self-righteous.

They forgot:

Pull out a boxcutter and start heading toward the cockpit! Ha ha! Now that would be teh funnay!

No mention of gremlins on the wings?

FAIL

quadropheniac: Laoise: Hey, wtf, they forgot too pretty. Now I'm all offended again.

/Nobody else on the plane looked like us except us!

Heh, I remember that. Talk about self-righteous.

seriously.

No. 11 - Stand up and shout, "Allah Akbar!"

/window seat please

Well, it is a pretty snazzy tie.

They forgot "don't wank out in the open and/or get splooge in hair of woman next to you."

danar75: They forgot "don't wank out in the open and/or get splooge in hair of woman next to you."

To be fair, that guy didn't actually get kicked off the flight. He was arrested upon arrival.

Laoise: Hey, wtf, they forgot too pretty. Now I'm all offended again.

/Nobody else on the plane looked like us except us!

My brain hurts after a couple of quotes, I can't image the horrors involved in actually speaking with them.

/Like I divided by zero in my mind

I think that's what The Grinch was going for.

Zulgaines: Laoise: Hey, wtf, they forgot too pretty. Now I'm all offended again.

/Nobody else on the plane looked like us except us!

My brain hurts after a couple of quotes, I can't image the horrors involved in actually speaking with them.

/Like I divided by zero in my mind

You just feel that way because you don't look like them.

I was once kicked off a plane for being too pretty, so I'm really going to hell for lying about getting kicked off a plane. =(
Alas, I am a coward and obey the trolley cart people.

quadropheniac: Laoise: Hey, wtf, they forgot too pretty. Now I'm all offended again.

/Nobody else on the plane looked like us except us!

Heh, I remember that. Talk about self-righteous coonty.

FTFY

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

I think that's what The Grinch was going for.

I remember that one. Horrifying. Like a poorly rendered MIDI.

Pictures of "Too Pretty"?

The "Meet the Fuc..rs" T-shirt was described poorly and wrong. It is not based on any slogan from the movie, it is based off the TITLE of the movie. Also, it is not George Bush and friends, it is just W and Cheney.

Buy yours today:
Linky (new window)

..and my link was removed - search for it on ebay - sorry

FTFA:
"I asked for a white wine and a hot chocolate and was told that I could only use the vouchers for one drink and one snack even though the price of the hot chocolate was less than a sandwich. Unfortunately, I have to fly this airline again this week. "


The HORROR!!!!

whatta tool.

Breastfeeding your kid was absent from the list too.



And where do they get off saying Kyla Ebbert is a "big girl"? If that's true, I'm farked. :(

I work for Expedia, so I'm really getting a deal on these replies...

Somebody with Photoshop -PLEASE- caption that picture in the article with GTFO. You will be my hero.

19-month-old Garren Penland

Garren?

Pictures of too pretty..

buzzcut73: Somebody with Photoshop -PLEASE- caption that picture in the article with GTFO. You will be my hero.

You realize that you can use MS Paint for that, you don't need a $700 piece of software to add the word "GTFO" to a picture

FTFA: PAY INSUFFICIENT ATTENTION TO PERSONAL HYGIENE

A German man was chucked off a plane in Honolulu in 2006 for being excessively whiffy.

Jeff Paine

buzzcut73: Somebody with Photoshop -PLEASE- caption that picture in the article with GTFO. You will be my hero.

You realize that you can use MS Paint for that, you don't need a $700 piece of software to add the word "GTFO" to a picture

Yeah. Like this:



/ta-daa

The Grinch: Jeff Paine

buzzcut73: Somebody with Photoshop -PLEASE- caption that picture in the article with GTFO. You will be my hero.

You realize that you can use MS Paint for that, you don't need a $700 piece of software to add the word "GTFO" to a picture

Yeah. Like this:
/ta-daa

You both can now share credit for creating a new meme.


/thats funnie rite thar!

Mr_Master2:
To be fair, that guy didn't actually get kicked off the flight. He was arrested upon arrival.

Yeah, I know, but it's hard to kick people off midflight.

/was just tryin' to be funny
//fail

>.>

Makes me Wish I was Off the "NO FLY LIST"

klymen: Wow, you'll get upgraded to first class if you die. I didn't know that.

Something to live for.

/wait ... what?

Most of these were B.S stuff, if it was possible for the baby, after a day at the airport waving BYE,BYE they should have moved them to a quieter seat (1st upgrade after THAT long)

Pr0n? big whoop, as long as you are not showing it around or shoving it in her face then leave him alone, just be discrete.

As for the "too pretty" girls just tape their mouth shuts and make them fly around the world on the worst airlines out there, maybe even make the work as attendants for a while

fapping into some stranger's hair??

/that is so yesterday

jankyboy: No. 11 - Stand up and shout, "Allah Akbar!"

/window seat please

An "airplane to Hell" reference in a thread that's actually about airplanes. Nice!

She did it with style!

I was crotch feeding the MILF next to me, does that count?

buzzcut73: Somebody with Photoshop -PLEASE- caption that picture in the article with GTFO. You will be my hero.



Bonus for the fetishists:

BodaciousTease: And where do they get off saying Kyla Ebbert is a "big girl"? If that's true, I'm farked. :(

I was wondering what they meant by that. I think they were trying to imply that she had big sweater puppies but it just came out all wrong. Because, I think, the writer is retarded.

/stupid article, just a rehash of previous Farks

Headline: "Style counts when getting kicked off a plane"

And no references to Sexy Beast yet? For shame.

What's with the stupid shiat *thump* .wav that plays when some of the pages on FArk load or reload?

Jument: BodaciousTease: And where do they get off saying Kyla Ebbert is a "big girl"? If that's true, I'm farked. :(

I was wondering what they meant by that. I think they were trying to imply that she had big sweater puppies but it just came out all wrong. Because, I think, the writer is retarded.

/stupid article, just a rehash of previous Farks

Oh, well, if the writer is referring to sweater puppies, then I'm all set!

/"BodaciousTease" comes from "The Bodacious Tatas Club"
//I know, I know . . . pics . . . coming soon

I've never been removed from a plane before, but my girlfriend and I were once given a one-year ban from first class of US Air. Some fat, huffy prima donna in pearls and everything actually complained to the management after we politely asked her if she wouldn't mind switching seats with me because I was in C4 and my girlfriend was in B1 or something like that - both firmly in first class.

Fark that anyway. With classy bourgeoisie like that up front, I'd rather ride coach.

The Grinch: /ta-daa

Man, that stew's uniform loud enough to drown out my .mp3s.

/ Switching amp to 11.

bunner: What's with the stupid shiat *thump* .wav that plays when some of the pages on FArk load or reload?

A poorly-coded ad for Drillbit Taylor that doesn't mute until a split-second after the video starts for some stupid reason