There's a sale at Penny's.

A naked American man stole my balloon!

Ya nevah gonnah catch meeeee!

I hollered over to Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

(+1 for Ray Stevens)

RocketRod: I hollered over to Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

(+1 for Ray Stevens)

Gah! Beat me to it!

Was he hot?

I'm so happy to see us in Lancaster making the news.....

FTFA: Police charged Hadzick with risking a catastrophe, criminal mischief, open lewdness, public drunkenness

Didn't see that one coming.

ukiah: FTFA: Police charged Hadzick with risking a catastrophe, criminal mischief, open lewdness, public drunkenness

Didn't see that one coming.

Yeah, never could have guessed.

Approves

Link (new window)

nothing to do with the article, but its farking funny

An even better shot...

BKITU: RocketRod: I hollered over to Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

(+1 for Ray Stevens)

Gah! Beat me to it!

Whoa yes they call him The Streak! (Look at that, look at that!)
Fastest thing on two feet! (Look at that, look at that!)
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
Yes you could call him unique!

bigworld2000: An even better shot...

LION TAMER!

FTFA: Police charged Hadzick with risking a catastrophe

I'm fascinated by this charge. There are so many possible applications for this charge in life.

kbarham: FTFA: Police charged Hadzick with risking a catastrophe

I'm fascinated by this charge. There are so many possible applications for this charge in life.

I was kind of wondering about that. Seems like the kind of charge you could apply willy-nilly, or very seldom.

angrymacface
There's a sale at Penny's.

Passengers certain to die...Airline negligent

Naked man, come down. I'l give you some strawberry cake.

Oh my lord! He destroyed two stores! Why didn't anyone think to stop him!

Oh right, the naked thing, yeah.

He was probably a bit ticked off the he couldn't find Naked Woman?

Or, was it ToplessGirl he was looking for?

/ahhh, the magical powers of alcohol

Heck, I used to live on Willow Valley Road and walk to Darrenkamp's, so I'm getting...

RocketRod: I hollered over to Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

(+1 for Ray Stevens)

Darn, you beat me to it.

Someone could still have thrown something at him, or shot him. If someone were trashing my place, he'd get shot if he didn't stop.

buckler: kbarham: FTFA: Police charged Hadzick with risking a catastrophe

I'm fascinated by this charge. There are so many possible applications for this charge in life.

I was kind of wondering about that. Seems like the kind of charge you could apply willy-nilly, or very seldom.

OK, I had to know, so I looked it up...

The Pennsylvania Crimes Code states that a person is guilty of the crime of risking a catastrophe if he recklessly creates a risk of catastrophe in the employment of fire, explosives or other dangerous means.

Accordingly, the mens rea necessary to establish the crime of risking a catastrophe is reckless conduct.

To me, this means almost anyone could be charged with this using the second definition of the charge. What's reckless to me is all the hammerheads I see driving to/from work every day.

West Lampeter Township. Lampeter? Somebody's making this up.

Threw a 300lb pizza oven onto the floor?
Well, there's one lad who doesn't have to worry about being designated catcher in the hoosegow...

steklo

I believe the man posing in that poster was eventually elected mayor of Seattle, I think.
/Or somewhere in the NW.
//Anyone? Anyone?

Spider Dijon: steklo

I believe the man posing in that poster was eventually elected mayor of Seattle, I think.
/Or somewhere in the NW.
//Anyone? Anyone?

Portland. That's Mayor Bud Clark. Here's the story behind it. (new window)

It was funnier when I first read the guy's name as "Hazdick".

TFA: Police charged Hadzick with risking a catastrophe, criminal mischief, open lewdness, public drunkenness and related counts. He was being held in Lancaster County Prison on $200,000 bail.

and

Telephone messages left at three phone listings for a Nicholas Hadzick in the Freeland area were not returned.

Excuse me, Ric. He can't call you back. He's in jail. You said so yourself.

buckler
Portland. That's Mayor Bud Clark.


Thanks!
That poster hung in the downstairs bathroom at our house for years.

/Only took it down once, when church people stopped by.

They didn't say "pushed a 300 lb. pizza oven" it was "tossed". If someone is clothed and running amok and can toss a 300 lb. oven, I'm not gonna try to stop them. Make them naked...I'm outta there.

He damaged a "$90,000 meat-wrapping machine". Why such an expensive machine for this task? He could have wrapped his meat with a $3 pair of undies.

pinguwin: They didn't say "pushed a 300 lb. pizza oven" it was "tossed". If someone is clothed and running amok and can toss a 300 lb. oven, I'm not gonna try to stop them. Make them naked...I'm outta there.

He damaged a "$90,000 meat-wrapping machine". Why such an expensive machine for this task? He could have wrapped his meat with a $3 pair of undies.
Or he could've used those 3$ pair of undies for something else.
like you know, he could wear them.

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simpsonfan: Someone could still have thrown something at him, or shot him. If someone were trashing my place, he'd get shot if he didn't stop.

What, you'd shoot a guy just for causing property damage? Jeez, I hope you don't actually own a gun.

The local news channel carried this story during the morning show...with a close up of a package of "Skinless Chicken"

One of my co-workers thought out loud..."Why not just show a package of 'Sausage in natural casing'?"

Best laugh we've had all month.

One story says:

Apparently drunk and completely naked.

And there was at least one "guardian angel" at the store, an unidentified man who tried to calm Hadzick down, buying him a pack of cigarettes.