This needs to have "What is Love" dubbed over it.

it was the TFD of a more innocent generation.

Damn you, subby. Now that song is going to be in my head all day.

You know, that explains a LOT...

The company was probably hoping this would be the next "hula hoop". None of the kids in that commercial look like they're really enjoying themselves, though.

Secret Agent X23: Damn you, subby. Now that song is going to be in my head all day.

I turned it down as SOON as the music started.

This is the key to avoiding nauseating earwigs.

lajimi: Some toys are simply uncool others.....Well, just not thought all the way through.

Heh. Love the suspiciously dried-blood like splotches on the second dart from the left.

Next to market was Wham-O's "Whiplash-O-Matic!"

I remember listening to Drew regarding his book speak about certain perennial stories that one could predict based on either season, or merely a certain arbitrary cycle that govern when certain stories will be recycled.



This video is an excellent example of this.

/in a few moments someone will post Swing Wing(alternative version) remixed with music by Slayer.

Actually... those kids look like they are the forerunners of the 70-80's era "headbangers", not hippies. Spirographs and LiteBrite's are what made the hippies the way they are.

Approves.

If the chimp claps for it, I'm buying it!

/brilliant!

Bob Ondeeznuts: Approves.

Boo! -1 for you

/then +2

Massa Damnata:
/in a few moments someone will post Swing Wing(alternative version) remixed with music by Slayer.

I feel obliged to do so (new window)

"Mo, what's a brain anneurism?"

(Mom) (dammit)

wildcardjack: Massa Damnata:
/in a few moments someone will post Swing Wing(alternative version) remixed with music by Slayer.

I feel obliged to do so (new window)

I can not begin to explain how awesome that is.

I love how the chimpanzee is laughing his ass off at the kid, who looks absolutely retarded. That scene is priceless. A human being, reduced to cheap entertainment for apes

I love the kid staggering across the bridge like Quasimodo.

wildcardjack:

You know, the word hero gets thrown around a lot these days...

P. S.

I love the jingle - sounds like a leftover Nancy Sinatra song.

It's better than bad, it's good!

/It's log

wildcardjack: Massa Damnata:
/in a few moments someone will post Swing Wing(alternative version) remixed with music by Slayer.

I feel obliged to do so (new window)

BEST You Tube Video I've seen in a long time... :)
Thanks.

Most excellent Slayer vid hahahaha

The jingle keeps asserting that "it's a fun thing", but I must disagree. Not only will your major organs rip themselves out of your body to avoid the embarassment of being seen using one of those things, but your neck would probably snap if you used it for more than 3 seconds.

wildcardjack: Massa Damnata:
/in a few moments someone will post Swing Wing(alternative version) remixed with music by Slayer.

I feel obliged to do so (new window)

That is outstanding. I think I've got something...in my eye...*snif*

This video has been on Fark before.

Slayer vid is amazing. Full of win...

God bless you sir.

wildcardjack: OMG that was farking awesome!

Submitter here. I got this link off Instapundit, saw it go green, saw wildcardjack's most excellent Slayer remix, e-mailed Instapundit with link to the thread and that video, and noe he's put the thread and both links up his site:

http://instapundit.com/archives2/016588.php

I'm now posting his link to this link in the hope of creating a recursive feedback loop that will destroy all life in the universe. A small price to pay for such merriment...

Instapundit?

Hmm, indeed

wildcardjack: Massa Damnata:
/in a few moments someone will post Swing Wing(alternative version) remixed with music by Slayer.

I feel obliged to do so (new window)

So... how does it feel to be a god?

wildcardjack: Massa Damnata:
/in a few moments someone will post Swing Wing(alternative version) remixed with music by Slayer.

I feel obliged to do so (new window)

Absolutely brilliant!

/elephant and monkey make it perfect

Okay, I know I'm probably blasphemous for saying this. But I'd still really like to see the "What is love" remix...

Obviously not a Wham-O product. Those were fun.

I have spent a staggering amount of my life 'surfing' around FARK. I have not, however, been as amazed as I am at this moment. wildcardjack... you are a true American hero.

JamesDeSimas: Okay, I know I'm probably blasphemous for saying this. But I'd still really like to see the "What is love" remix...

Hold on James :)

Holy hell. That video was HILARIOUS, wildcardjack. Best video I've seen in a long time... I laughed 'till I cried.

wildcardjack: I feel obliged to do so (new window)

You, sir, deserve a $5,000 whore.

Add another voice to the chorus that wilcardjack wins the Internet.

I wonder if the inventor came up with the idea while at a strip club?

"Hmmm... Like tassel pasties, for your head!"

Oh, and wildcardjack? Brilliant!

Wildcard jack, thanks for making me pee myself before going to sleep.

maxheck

I wonder if the inventor came up with the idea while at a strip club?

"Hmmm... Like tassel pasties, for your head!"

First thing I thought of.

Secret Agent X23: Damn you, subby. Now that song is going to be in my head all day.

I actually didn't change "Bad To the Bone" on net radio station just to wash that shiat out...

That is the most disgusting, insane music I've ever heard in my life and the master tapes should DIAF.

csi_yellowknife: Instapundit?

Hmm, indeed

Heh!

wildcardjack: I feel obliged to do so (new window)

Damn. Nice job. I had to create a youtube account so I could save that one.

dletter: JamesDeSimas: Okay, I know I'm probably blasphemous for saying this. But I'd still really like to see the "What is love" remix...

Hold on James :)

I'm now firmly holding on.... :)

Curious Hussein: csi_yellowknife: Instapundit?

Hmm, indeed

Heh!

Interesting, if true.

JamesDeSimas: dletter: JamesDeSimas: Okay, I know I'm probably blasphemous for saying this. But I'd still really like to see the "What is love" remix...

Hold on James :)

I'm now firmly holding on.... :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl2-zgMay2s (new window)

Swing Wing - What is love?

Works too well.