Oh God, the caption possibilities...

Not particularly effective against an insurgency.

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

It's all fun and games until they see if their superpowers mean invulnerability to bullets...

So THIS is what they do after the convention is over!

So, in other words, it's a couple of really bored LARPers.

"Two Damage! Two Damage!"

If I could find a good picture of "The Green Bastard," I'd post it.
Here's a crappy one:

I have a sack of doorknobs, can I be in?

A lot of good dudes cape is gonna do when the bad guy decides to kick his goofy lookin ass.

Damn, I've wanted to do this for so long.

But where can I find the power armor of the Adeptus Astartes?

Picture semi-related.

eeew...chula vista. gross

Where is Sir Digby Ceaser Chicken and Ginger when you need them?

and by "is" I meant "are"

By day, mild mannered chalupa chefs at a quiet neighborhood Taco Bell; by night; Pudge Boy and Blubberman.

Between them, 40 stone of blubbery, undulating, crime-fighting arse!

Skate Punk, beware!

These guys really should have read the last couple of pages of "Kick Ass" #1.

Wait up for me guys!

dlpriest: Damn, I've wanted to do this for so long.

But where can I find the power armor of the Adeptus Astartes?

Picture semi-related.

The only mythos where librarians are seriously menacing.



/I miss 40k miniatures when they were still made of lead and hence cheap and easy to work with.

A lot of folks will say that people who do this kind of thing are crazy... but it's an awesome kind of crazy and we need more of it.

Did you watch the vid? Shadow Hare "Isn't immune to electricity...yet."

I so wanna see the YouTube video of his electro-immunity trial & error.

"Who are you, The Disco Plumber?"

I've seen a lot better local superheroes...



/PIPE!

UrinalPooper: A lot of folks will say that people who do this kind of thing are crazy... but it's an awesome kind of crazy and we need more of it.

NO! If one really must act the avenging superhero, be ".357Man" or "Helicoptor gunship boy". Going as "Night Bunny" and "Excremo" is like bringing a bag of Cheetos and a twenty sided die to a gunfight.

/Or "Bandage Boy". That way you get to pilfer the "Superhero's" wallets before the ambulance arrives.

I wish now that I hadn't used the MallNinja gag in that thread about bouncers...

Approves.

Don't you mean Chulajuana, subby?

I used to live in Chula Vista, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

testbenchdude: Don't you mean Chulajuana, subby?

I was going to go there, but you beat me to it.

You guys all know they are doing it to get the babes, right?

yeah, that's it

Dylan Ebdus and Mingus Rude?

Hero tag?

Uh Guys -- Superheros have super powers or they are rich enough to design/make cool gadgets.

This just in: Mr. Extreme and Shadow Hare found shot to death in back alley. Skateboard Bandit wanted for questioning.

pounddawg: Hero tag?

Uh Guys -- Superheros have super powers or they are rich enough to design/make cool gadgets.


Not always. Sometimes they're just borderline-retarded.

buckler: pounddawg: Hero tag?

Uh Guys -- Superheros have super powers or they are rich enough to design/make cool gadgets.


Not always. Sometimes they're just borderline-retarded.

I guess the answer is C

Got me there.

I grew up in San Diego.

It's much too hot their to wear a full-body leotard or chase after ANYONE.

And, how the hell do you pee in those outfits, anyway?

I came to this thread for the Mystery Men stuff.

/greatest movie ever

/approve

mangocop: I used to live in Chula Vista, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

HAHA, came in to say that...

/not just a stupid song anymore
//probably obscure unless you've lived there

Looks like they have a myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/shadow_hare

I heard Chula Vista is a shiathole. Is it?

Better yet, they have a directory listing! (pops)

Is it not illegal to walk around with a mask covering your face in Chula Vista?

I know they couldn't do that around here.

MBA Whore: I heard Chula Vista is a shiathole. Is it?

parts are....like the area around the massage parlors and dive bars (broadway)....but it has great restaurants and some good areas also.

Leadhead Splicer: I came to this thread for the Mystery Men stuff.

/greatest movie ever

Bah. The comic was better. (new window)

"I'm so angry, I'm bulletproof!"
-Mr. Furious

voyvf: Better yet, they have a directory listing! (pops)

GOLD! Solid farking GOLD!!!!

My favourite is "Master Legend"!
Powers: gifted with psychic powers from a voodoo queen.
Arch Enemies: Thorazine, Cross armed sports coats.

voyvf: Better yet, they have a directory listing! (pops)

so whats the over/under? I say 70 percent are farkers.

RandomKeyStrike,
There was a thread about bouncers? Did I miss something? Please point in right direction....

If this keeps up, we'll have to pass the Keene Act.

I look forward to their first encounter with their arch-nemesis, Captain Not Amused By Your Childish Antics.

Uhm, is the villain in this story attacking people who ride skateboards? Is he using a skateboard to attack people? Is the skateboard the mode of transport? or the weapon?

dougrogers: Uhm, is the villain in this story attacking people who ride skateboards? Is he using a skateboard to attack people? Is the skateboard the mode of transport? or the weapon?

It can be all of those, and more!