Maybe she should have taken a more active role in her daughter's life.

"Where'd you get those $4,300 shoes, sweetie? I thought you were a barely-employed musician!"

FTFA: I am all about my music and my music is all about me. It flows from what I've been through, what I've seen and how I feel.

So...her music is about dick.

oh, give the poor mom a break. The article says her daughter ran away at 17.

Now, continue snarking the daughter.

FTFA: Dupré's future - she wants to be a singer - looks very rosy.

I doubt it. 1) Her music sucks, and 2) in a couple weeks, when some other big news story bumps this one off the front page, everyone will have forgotten who she is.

13:57 13:58 13:59 14:00 14:01...

wtf is a snow-wreck?

I think the article might be farked.

CraicBaby:

FTFA: Dupré's future - she wants to be a singer - looks very rosy.

I doubt it. 1) Her music sucks,

Yea, her music does indeed suck, but there are many people who will buy her poor excuse for "music" because of who she is, who she did, and consumers of her target market have pretty bad taste in music.

I'm guessing snow-wreck = snowflake train-wreck. Probably more polite than crotch fruit-wreck.

Mom will be OK when Ashley poses for Hustler and rakes in a cool mil

/she'll get over it

For $4,500 a screw, everything I stick in her hooha better turn to gold.

Doctor Funkenstein: FTFA: I am all about my music and my music is all about me. It flows from what I've been through, what I've seen and how I feel.

So...her music is about dick.

...and brotha, she can carry a tune!

She didn't notice the implants?

I hunger for pics.

So...her music is about dick.

She plays the skin flute.

MIguy: For $4,500 a screw, everything I stick in her hooha better turn to gold.



Takes umbrage

... but is pleased with the Hustler 7-figure offer, and is ever so hopeful for a book deal.

-1 submitter because I'm sure a great many of us are tired of this crap.

I'd by the CD and keep it on hand for one of those party gift exchange things.

She CANNOT carry a tune. Her music is the most over-produced shiat I've heard in a while.

Okay, I got the article to load, and I noticed this tidbit from the FTA: "She is a very bright girl who can handle someone like the governor," she said.

Yup, she definitely handled the governor all right.

/Is it bad that I'm secretly hoping that Bruno gets tied up in this mess as well?
//No he probably won't.

so....

Where's the video?

ramathorn83: CraicBaby:

FTFA: Dupré's future - she wants to be a singer - looks very rosy.

I doubt it. 1) Her music sucks,

Yea, her music does indeed suck, but there are many people who will buy her poor excuse for "music" because of who she is, who she did, and consumers of her target market have pretty bad taste in music.

FTW-People actually buy the music made by the American Idol contestants and Paris Hilton has "fans",so anything is possible.

Frosted Flake: I'm guessing snow-wreck = snowflake train-wreck. Probably more polite than crotch fruit-wreck.

A crotchfruit-wreck is also messier than a snow-wreck.

"Arriving in the city, she worried that she wouldn't be able to pay the rent because the man she was living with had walked out on her when she discovered he had fathered two children - presumably with someone else."

WTF??? Did she think his kids might have been hers???

I hope I never turn out so lonely I gotta shell out 5K to throw a hot dog into Yankee Stadium...

the mother was at the battle of Ypres? she doesn't look that old.

/btw, subby, thanks for an article from such a fast-loading source!

Well, I'm sorry, but look at how trashy the mom is



and here is the mom with the classy brother


Brother Kyle is classy too:

Kyle Youmans, brother of the woman known as Ashley Alexander Dupre, pleaded guilty this week to possession of heroin with intent to distribute.

He's scheduled to be sentenced next month.

Youmans is already serving five years' probation on charges that include intent to distribute heroin in a school zone.

Let me the first (?) to say (as a heterosexual male) that if I could get $4500 an hour for sex with rich female executives, I would not be working my present job.

How many of you guys would turn down that kind of money for sex with, say, a female governor?

Hell, for $4500 an hour even Sen. Larry Craig starts looking pretty good...

/okay, not "good", but he might make "tolerable" at that rate.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: -1 submitter because I'm sure a great many of us are tired of this crap.

it's so thoughtful of you to take the time to post this. i'm sure we all genuinely appreciate the effort you've made on our collective behalf.

Shell shocked?
/not impressed

gwydion56: Let me the first (?) to say (as a heterosexual male) that if I could get $4500 an hour for sex with rich female executives, I would not be working my present job.

How many of you guys would turn down that kind of money for sex with, say, a female governor?

Hell, for $4500 an hour even Sen. Larry Craig starts looking pretty good...

/okay, not "good", but he might make "tolerable" at that rate.

You don't need a bottle of jack?? Man...your standards are low.

what BS, did she figure her daughter was paying 5k a month rent with waitress wages... come on, and who really cares if she sells her little Dunt?.... a victimless crime. Make that legal...just lower the price a tad 1k and hour is for the big boys........ nuff said.

gwydion56 are you suggesting [as a "heterosexual male"] that gay buttsecks with an elderly man could become... ahem... as you say.... "tolerable"?

WTF?

CraicBaby: FTFA: Dupré's future - she wants to be a singer - looks very rosy.

I doubt it. 1) Her music sucks....

This just in, all pop music sucks. At least her stuff is better than Mariah Carey's latest swill. She'll be successful because pop music is not about talent but marketing hype, and she's not going to disappear from the tabloid headlines as soon as some of you think.

Q: Whats the difference between a $20 whore and a $5000 whore?

A: The expensive whore's syphilis is called the "Applause".

While the politician, who has confessed to paying her 1000 an hour for a rendezvous in Washington's Mayflower Hotel on February 13

Can we stop with the $4300 an hour crap now? That was like the maximum rate ever charged by the service. For $1000 an hour you probably don't even get ATM.

I'll bet her mon is a little mynx in the bedroom, or in the car, or in the back room of an adult bookstore.....

gwydion56: Let me the first (?) to say (as a heterosexual male) that if I could get $4500 an hour for sex with rich female executives, I would not be working my present job.

How many of you guys would turn down that kind of money for sex with, say, a female governor?

Hell, for $4500 an hour even Sen. Larry Craig starts looking pretty good...

/okay, not "good", but he might make "tolerable" at that rate.

$4500 per hour is enough pay for gay? only for a cheap man-whore.

gwydion56: Let me the first (?) to say (as a heterosexual male) that if I could get $4500 an hour for sex with rich female executives, I would not be working my present job.

How many of you guys would turn down that kind of money for sex with, say, a female governor?

Hell, for $4500 an hour even Sen. Larry Craig starts looking pretty good...

/okay, not "good", but he might make "tolerable" at that rate.

You would go gay for $4500? Are you typing this from your cardboard box, or do you already have a touch of teh gay?

/not that theres anything wrong with that...

gwydion56: Let me the first (?) to say (as a heterosexual male) that if I could get $4500 an hour for sex with rich female executives, I would not be working my present job.


Not happening

Next?

scott-ty: what BS, did she figure her daughter was paying 5k a month rent with waitress wages... come on, and who really cares if she sells her little Dunt?.... a victimless crime. Make that legal...just lower the price a tad 1k and hour is for the big boys........ nuff said.

If the Government would stop making it illegal, the price would come down.

/WHAT! That's what people say about pot.
//wouldn't do her either way.
///yes i would. so very ashamed

Did Monica Lewinsky ever cash in on her fame? I seem to remember her having a book out or something. Now she's completely faded into obscurity, and President scandal > Governor scandal.

Though Lewinsky hit in a time before YouTube, Myspace, and a plethora of "celebrity" reality shows. What happens to Ashley Whatever is anyone's guess.

LegacyDL: I hunger for pics.

JabbaTheButt: Q: Whats the difference between a $20 whore and a $5000 whore?

A: The expensive whore's syphilis is called the "Applause".

I don't get the joke.

JabbaTheButt: Q: Whats the difference between a $20 whore and a $5000 whore?

A: The expensive whore's syphilis is called the "Applause".

Gonorrhea, also known as the clap, is a sexually transmitted bacterial disease, which differs in males and females.

Hoboclown: Did Monica Lewinsky ever cash in on her fame? I seem to remember her having a book out or something. Now she's completely faded into obscurity, and President scandal > Governor scandal.

Though Lewinsky hit in a time before YouTube, Myspace, and a plethora of "celebrity" reality shows. What happens to Ashley Whatever is anyone's guess.

I think the difference is that Lewinsky probably wanted a career in politics, which was ruined, and this chick was a prostitute to begin with. The only way that career gets ruined is age or disfigurement.

Shell shocked? Are we sure she isn't really 'battle fatigued' or 'operationally exhausted'? Maybe in a few weeks, she'll be all post-traumatic stress disordered.

/Also... who?