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(YouTube) Video Christina Aguilera really needs to work on her diction   (youtube.com) divider line 32
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Hung Like A Tic-Tac [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-16 01:21:41 AM  
cute

 
strangeguitar 2008-03-16 01:41:34 AM  
She can work on my dic tion.

 
nobozo 2008-03-16 02:06:22 AM  
Am on same page w/you strangeguitar.

 
radioberlin 2008-03-16 03:00:15 AM  
I'm a little uncomfortable with how much I enjoyed that.

We could all be reading a book right now

 
FetusAGoGo 2008-03-16 03:12:16 AM  
What strangeguitar said.

 
toobsok 2008-03-16 03:29:52 AM  
Yeah, she needs to annutsiate a bit better.

 
RoyBatty 2008-03-16 03:30:00 AM  
lulz!

 
tehotherbilly 2008-03-16 03:34:39 AM  
****

/4 whore diamonds

 
Kaeishiwaza 2008-03-16 06:02:44 AM  
Was I the only one that understood what she was singing and felt the vid was really trying to cram homophones down my throat?

/ehheh homophones

 
LonMead 2008-03-16 06:12:18 AM  
www.jaunted.com

Yeah, I'll help her work on that.

 
Wookie Milson 2008-03-16 07:47:23 AM  
Dang, she is hot. Great track and the video was pretty funny.

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 08:00:01 AM  
Kaeishiwaza: Was I the only one that understood what she was singing and felt the vid was really trying to cram homophones down my throat?

Yes, you are the only one. I love the song, but never could understand the words. Now I know them.

 
gbiewer 2008-03-16 08:10:21 AM  
I caann't staannd im

/CAN'T STAND HIM

//caaannnt

///CAN'T

///too obscure?

 
the voices in your head 2008-03-16 12:03:31 PM  
Kaeishiwaza: Was I the only one that understood what she was singing and felt the vid was really trying to cram homophones down my throat?

/ehheh homophones


No, you're not. I could understand all her lyrics (primarily because they're more cliche than "Wait... what?").

I gotta say though, "aint no weather man" made me lol

 
Whatthefark 2008-03-16 12:12:48 PM  
Kaeishiwaza: Was I the only one that understood what she was singing and felt the vid was really trying to cram homophones down my throat?

Nope. I've always understood the lyrics to that song. She's one of the few singers that can sing with her power and still be understandable.
Either the videos creator is going for a cheap laugh, or he really needs to get his ears checked.

 
Aldo the Wonder Dog 2008-03-16 12:41:23 PM  
More power to you if you could understand ALL the lyrics. I think most of the "translations" were for cheap laughs, but probably a good third of them were opportunities for a joke where the actual lyrics were pretty danged unclear.

I LOL'd regardless.

 
albert71292 [TotalFark] 2008-03-16 12:52:55 PM  
gbiewer: I caann't staannd im

/CAN'T STAND HIM

//caaannnt

///CAN'T

///too obscure?


Moses supposes his toeses are roses?

 
Derwood 2008-03-16 01:43:45 PM  
Make me fries

 
Aquatic Bee 2008-03-16 03:50:40 PM  
This video angers me because "Ain't no weather man but you" reminds me of the god-awful "I'll be your weather man" song that Egon wrote for the movie Groundhog Day.

 
SynthLord 2008-03-16 04:01:32 PM  
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

(Of course, I've only been awake for a couple hours now ... but still, funny.)

 
mathmonkey 2008-03-16 05:38:46 PM  
Kaeishiwaza: Was I the only one that understood what she was singing and felt the vid was really trying to cram homophones down my throat?

/ehheh homophones


Nope. She did just fine. Some kid just wanted to be the next Benny Lava.
I still don't get the people who think she can't sing, though. You may not like her songs, but I think she's got a great voice.

 
frickinyeahyeahyeah 2008-03-16 06:35:24 PM  
www.motleycrow.com

 
lohphat 2008-03-16 06:42:14 PM  
gbiewer: ///too obscure?

Rrrrooouuund tooonnneeesssss!

/I can't stannem!

 
lohphat 2008-03-16 06:43:22 PM  
Ken Lee approves! (new window)

 
Guitarded63 2008-03-16 07:11:28 PM  
She needs to work on her enunciation. Diction is word choice; hence, diction-ary.

 
Zaboomafoo 2008-03-16 07:11:32 PM  
definitely reminds me of this (pops), but not as funny. try not to laugh. srsly.

/now poop on them, oliver!

 
frickinyeahyeahyeah 2008-03-16 09:20:35 PM  
diction

1: verbal description; 2: choice of words especially with regard to correctness, clearness, or effectiveness; 3a: vocal expression : enunciation b: pronunciation and enunciation of words in singing

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2008-03-17 08:25:22 AM  
Her performance on this track is proof that a god-given
natural voice can easily be ruined by excess production
and urban yodelling.

 
phartnocker 2008-03-17 11:15:00 AM  

 
wood 2008-03-17 11:50:24 AM  
Kenny Stan

 
em etib 2008-03-17 01:54:40 PM  
Yeah, a few of those were a stretch when the right words were clearly understandable, but the weather man and Kenny/Stan made me laugh.

This one's funny too:http://youtube.com/watch?v=yUSISmK9AWk

 
solcofn [TotalFark] 2008-03-17 03:40:16 PM  
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