I guess being ham handed would be a plus.

/suspected

"He gonna give me my ham!"

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/some things are obscure on Fark

Where's the beef?

He obviously didn't smell what the Rock was bacon

/got nuthin'

/not in a gay way either
//more like a viking way or I just love bacon in all forms

Sounds like it's time to kiss ass and chew Big Pink.

Gets a porking ticket?

Here's a family story, gets told over and over: We were never allowed to talk back to our mom. One day my mother is pulling some steak out of the freezer and my brother "opened a mouth to her". BOOM frozen steak across the head. Then she made him eat the steak because, "See that bump on your head, nobody is ever going to know how you got it. Eat the evidence."

Tee hee...whacked with meat.

*continues mindless schoolgirl-like giggling*

Armed with ham, restaurateur fights beets off meat thief

/Better headline!

Armed with ham, restaurateur fights beats off meat thief

/Even better headline!

Ham burglar now on the lam?

Armed with ham, restaurateur fights off meat thief fires the surgeon general.

/Much better
//Too bad it doesn't have anything to do with the story.

You're dead meat, curtains.

Just like a stupid thief to bring a 5-pound log of frozen Italian meat to a frozen ham fight.

yoyopro: Just like a stupid thief to bring a 5-pound log of frozen Italian meat to a frozen ham fight.

You're so on the right track......

"Armed with ham, restaurateur fights off meat thief. Bacon"

Can someone please explain the farkism of adding nearly random words at the end of some headlines? I've been farking since 2004 and I still don't get if this is supposed to be funny, witty, silly, stupid, habit, or whatever.

I get that bacon is related to ham, which are both from pigs, but what exactly is the point of putting "bacon" on the end?

Bacon thread plz?

SirFire: I still don't get if this is supposed to be funny, witty, silly, stupid, habit, or whatever.

Yes.


/PENIS

PORK! (new window)

If this was Britain, the restauranteur would be fined for assaulting the criminal, right?

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/hams/

This thread is lacking in the Kids in the Hall references to the farking ham.

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Never gets old.

"...but what exactly is the point of putting "bacon" on the end?"

Dude, everythings better with bacon.

Iiiiiit's bacon! Baconbaconbacon! BACON!

SirFire: I get that bacon is related to ham, which are both from pigs, but what exactly is the point of putting "bacon" on the end?

Because if you put it on the front, it generally falls off. It's bad to waste bacon.

No Gaffigan References? You farkers are slippin.

My Greasy Lover Bacon

Bacon. Is there anything it can't do? Bacon.

Penis, er I mean Bacon.

/Obligatory nom nom...
//That was forced.
///Slashy slashy.

The original story here. It made the front page here on yesterday's paper - with gratuitous pic of the hero and his ham, no less.

/Gloucester, Mass FTW
//all your fish stick are belong to us

I was saving that bacon.

/slashie approved by Will Smith

I had Dublin Coddle (new window) for lunch yesterday. I told my server as I was looking over the list of specials and saw what was in Dublin Coddle, he had me at bacon.

Jamon Jamon!

Aye, and he saved hisself a few Schilling's worth 'o' product too...

/what would that be in dollars?

oodja: /Gloucester, Mass FTWL

FTF the South Coast people.

\our sea disaster movie's better than your sea disaster movie!