There is a witty joke in that somewhere...

Oddly, I don't see the problem with this. You can obviously see the rattlesnake. If you don't like it, then don't buy it.

I've only swallowed live animals with alcohol, nothing pickled.

habu sake?

My mom swallowed my trouser snake last night.

I ATE THE WORM!!!
WOOOOOOOOOO!

47 is the new 42
Oddly, I don't see the problem with this. You can obviously see the rattlesnake. If you don't like it, then don't buy it.

FTFA
TABC officials said they plan to file charges next week for the sale of alcohol without a permit and possession of alcohol with the intent to sell.

I told you I was hardcore!

Not as odd as Baby Mouse Wine.

/gis hotlinked

Dead_Pool_82: Not as odd as Baby Mouse Wine.

wtf...

Dead reptiles impart magical powers.

I was really expecting this to be cobra wine. A friend has a five gallon jug with a cobra coiled and posed inside surrounded by what is allegedly Asian wine. I make him cover it every time I visit.

Once. When I was young and stupid.

It doesn't taste that bad. Has a little bite to it though.

wumpus: 47 is the new 42
Oddly, I don't see the problem with this. You can obviously see the rattlesnake. If you don't like it, then don't buy it.

FTFA
TABC officials said they plan to file charges next week for the sale of alcohol without a permit and possession of alcohol with the intent to sell.

And people used to sell alchohol without permits during Prohibition.

MacNasty

Habu Sake FTW

"Want some Bailey's?"

/motherlicker.

Well it's time to haul out the habu sake awamori photo.


/so, yo!
/it does give it a unique flovor, if you can taste anything after your tongue goes numb

Bacon vodak anyone?

While on a trip to Asia I bought a 1 liter bottle of Cobra wine and shipped it to my brother who is a snake handler. Nice size cobra and the wine wasn't that bad however I'll stick to my uncle's moonshine and apple wine.

I'm in Vietnam right now, so I can honestly say that I'm not impressed.

/fired off an AK-47 at Cu Chi tunnels, just 20 feet away from row upon row of brandy bottles with cobras, scorpions, etc. inside.

I've drunk the worm, and I'm RickRolling right now.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you...

I am drinking mezcal and orange juice right now, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

Because, holy crap, this is a vile-ass drink.

Mister Peejay: I am drinking mezcal and orange juice right now, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

Because, holy crap, this is a vile-ass drink.

Could be worse, could be absinthe.

I am playing with my snake right now so I am getting a kick out of these.... hold on.... ah...

replies.


/tehe

FTFA: An Internet search found operations selling Thai scorpion vodka, cobra whiskey, giant centipede whiskey, herbal gecko lizard wine and Mekong River eel wine.

Ye gods, that's a helluva lotta lifetimes' worth of DO NOT WANT right there, that is.

Some have beat me to it, but at a local tasty adult beverage dealer they have (on display, not for sale) a 1.5 gallon jug of tequila (tokillya?) with 3 or 4 snakes in the bottle. Would be neat to have. Don't think I could stomach actually drinking the stuff, though.

/hammered on vodak
//wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!11!!1one!eleventy!

JQPublic: Could be worse, could be absinthe.

Or absinthe with a 10-inch rattlesnake inside.

dagman: I am playing with my snake right now so I am getting a kick out of these.... hold on.... ah...

replies.


/tehe

Don't get anything on the chick in the next seat.

Darth Invictus: I've drunk the worm, and I'm RickRolling right now.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you...

Haha, "desert"...

Oh my god, I will never drink another worm in my life. That was... awful.



How about mice wine?

I think the worst would be whiskey with killer hounds inside--the kind that have bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you.

Eating fermented venomous reptiles and arthropods could have negative effects. Film at 11.

Somacandra: JQPublic: Could be worse, could be absinthe.

Or absinthe with a 10-inch rattlesnake inside.

Yeah, that sounds pretty bad. I wonder what even worse than that would look like. Probably a bottle of absinthe + 10-inch rattlesnake + a cane toad + a parking ticket. Worst alcohol evar!

I hear it's got a helluva kick bite...

I'm getting a kick out of these replies reptiles...

nobozo: Best hangover cure, ... evar.

Nobozo, I have a sneaking suspician that you look like this.

Giant centipede whiskey? I prefer Old Thompson.

Does this count? I feel pretty snakey after a few of these.

m1gunr: While on a trip to Asia I bought a 1 liter bottle of Cobra wine and shipped it to my brother who is a snake handler. Nice size cobra and the wine wasn't that bad however I'll stick to my uncle's moonshine and apple wine.

I drank some cobra wine my friend brought back from thailand, I still have the cobra in the bottle somewhere. Do you think the cobra will ferment without wine in the bottle?

I HATE snakes so I'm not getting a kick out of these replies.

JQPublic: I wonder what even worse than that would look like. Probably a bottle of absinthe + 10-inch rattlesnake + a cane toad + a parking ticket. Worst alcohol evar!

Agreed! All I can add to that is "On A Plane...."

I would totally try some of that.

JQPublic:nobozo: Best hangover cure, ... evar.
Nobozo, I have a sneaking suspician that you look like this.

Lol's, you got the hair color very close.

/ still some dark-blonde left around edges

HowlingFrog: Dead reptiles impart magical powers.

I find it hard to believe that any animal that can be caught by the hundred by Chinese peasants has any sort of magical power.

We had a coworker drink a whole bottle of snake wine, on a dare.

He ate the cobra too. It was the most disgusting crunch noise I've ever heard.

/4pm during work hours
//only blemish on his manager's evaluation was "made subordinate eat a snake"