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(Yahoo) News Crane collapses in NYC, destroying at least one building. 2 dead, several injured. Rescue teams on site. Bonus: possible gas leak could mean an explosion of newsflashes later today   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 182
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Dusty911 2008-03-15 04:44:14 PM  
If Superman was there this wouldn't have happened

 
redufo 2008-03-15 04:45:22 PM  
Better hope Lucky Larry Silverstein didn't own the building the crane fell on. Because if he does then the entire building will fall into its footprint when they pull it.

Now that all depends on if you doubled down on the insurance policy recently

 
NYZooMan 2008-03-15 04:45:23 PM  
4 dead.

 
T.M.S. [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 04:45:32 PM  
Wow.

It's been like 4 or 5 months since we had a crane collapse here.

 
Ralph Spoilsport 2008-03-15 04:45:40 PM  
And apparently, a bar called FUBAR was destroyted by the collapse.

No, really. FUBAR.

http://www.fubar-nyc.com/

No punchline necessary...

:(

 
H31N0US 2008-03-15 04:46:05 PM  
If this had happened in Des Moines it would not have been greenlighted.

/out of the way early

 
Hetfield 2008-03-15 04:46:15 PM  
New York. Again. What an attention whore.

 
pinktaco4lunch [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 04:46:15 PM  
hope everyone involved is ok

 
FlatFoot 2008-03-15 04:46:38 PM  
I guess cranes are larger birds than I had previously thought.

 
AlfredP 2008-03-15 04:46:59 PM  
If Spiderman was there, he would save the most attractive girl there and leave. No one would even remember the rest of who died. The camera wouldn't even bother showing it. It wouldn't matter. Too much shiat is going on as it is.

 
Raging Thespian [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 04:47:04 PM  
pinktaco4lunch: hope everyone involved is ok

A little late for that.

 
BalugaJoe 2008-03-15 04:47:29 PM  
Call up FEMA.

 
limeyfellow 2008-03-15 04:47:53 PM  
If this had happened in Des Moines it would not have been greenlighted.

/out of the way early


That is because no one would be left alive to report it?

 
Earthness2000 2008-03-15 04:47:58 PM  
Dusty911: If Superman was there this wouldn't have happened

Holy crap, I came into the comments section to post this exact message, lol, it's the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture.

 
ExJerseyGirl [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 04:48:20 PM  
NYZooMan: 4 dead.

That sucks.

 
Riomp300 2008-03-15 04:48:21 PM  
i smell a lawsuit

 
ExJerseyGirl [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 04:49:19 PM  
Riomp300: i smell a lawsuit

I smell dead people.

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 04:49:46 PM  
Some engineer will have his nuts on a chopping block for this.

 
philotech 2008-03-15 04:49:50 PM  
This thread is worthless without pictures

 
Massa Damnata 2008-03-15 04:50:11 PM  
Was that guy doing chin ups again?

 
DoWhatNowToWhat 2008-03-15 04:50:15 PM  
FTA "First I heard a rumble, and it increased, and then it increased," said Bill Reilly, who lives a block away. "It continued building in strength until there was a final vroom! It shook the six-story brick building that I live in."

Then the fire tucks went Whoo Whoo, Honk Honk then it increased until it went WHOO WHOO, HONK HONK. The policeman said ,"mwa mwa mwa, mwa mwa mwwa."

Amazed it made a sound like a car instead of a loud crash.

/When I fart it sounds like a Harp.

 
squidloe 2008-03-15 04:50:18 PM  
Riomp300: i smell a lawsuit

See, and all I can smell are the sausages I had for lunch. They're repeating on me like a Howitzer.

Incoming. Duck and cover, honey. Duck and cover.

 
jafiwam 2008-03-15 04:50:25 PM  
Meh.

It's not like there aren't too many new yarwkers anyway.

 
elffster 2008-03-15 04:50:39 PM  
ExJerseyGirl: Riomp300: i smell a lawsuit

I smell dead people.


Thats Jersey?

/runs
//hopes the Soup Nazi is ok

 
Calren 2008-03-15 04:50:50 PM  
I knew Back to You sucked, but this is a bit overkill for a Frasier spin-off, isn't it?

 
valkyrie40205 2008-03-15 04:50:55 PM  
Where's the video? This is New York, so somebody had to have caught it on camera.

 
jethus_crised 2008-03-15 04:50:56 PM  
GODDAMN TERRORISTS!!! NOT AGAIN!!!?!?!?!??

 
haplo53 2008-03-15 04:51:09 PM  
oldfarthenry: Some engineer will have his nuts on a chopping block for this.

Or the company that disregarded safety protocols or let the inspection on their crane expire or constructed it improperly, etc., etc., etc...

 
HomeGrownCone 2008-03-15 04:51:40 PM  
Bah , if only they had a large hoisting device to remove that wreckage!

/SEND IN MORE TRAINS!
//hello little man with a hat

 
PrankMonkey 2008-03-15 04:51:58 PM  
www.grudge-match.com

 
TheRameres 2008-03-15 04:52:23 PM  
Hetfield: New York. Again. What an attention whore.

This.

/hopes everyone involved okay though

 
GoGoGo [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 04:53:07 PM  
H31N0US: If this had happened in Des Moines it would not have been greenlighted.

/out of the way early


because they don't have buildings that high in iowa?

 
BassTurd 2008-03-15 04:54:31 PM  
FlatFoot: I guess cranes are larger birds than I had previously thought.

I must be drunk, I laughed at that.

/watching weather reports all day
//taking shots each time they say "tornado"
///springtime in Atlanta is wheee fun

 
Knobbs 2008-03-15 04:55:17 PM  
jethus_crised: GODDAMN TERRORISTS!!! NOT AGAIN!!!?!?!?!??

You sheeple. It was obviously an inside job.

 
jethus_crised 2008-03-15 04:56:03 PM  
H31N0US: If this had happened in Des Moines it would not have been greenlighted.

/out of the way early


cause no one cares about Canada?

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 04:56:39 PM  
haplo53: oldfarthenry: Some engineer will have his nuts on a chopping block for this.

Or the company that disregarded safety protocols or let the inspection on their crane expire or constructed it improperly, etc., etc., etc...


Yes - but a P.Eng must have signed off on the construction procedures (he'll be flipping burgers in a prison cafeteria soon).

 
robotwithglasses 2008-03-15 04:57:20 PM  
Don't mess with the Tampa Bay Rays.

 
Demetrius [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 04:57:49 PM  
About a block away from my wife's aunt. Haven't been able to get in touch yet. Ugh.

 
HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 04:58:25 PM  
NYZooMan: 4 dead.

Steel workers and Crane man coming
we're finally on our own
damn thing just started crumbling
four dead in old Soho

 
maceinator 2008-03-15 04:59:22 PM  
Of course they smell gas.

It's the only way to clear out the building so they can do an apartment by apartment search for surviving valuables.

 
haplo53 2008-03-15 05:00:01 PM  
oldfarthenry: Yes - but a P.Eng must have signed off on the construction procedures (he'll be flipping burgers in a prison cafeteria soon).

we shall see. company's getting sued back to the stone age no matter what.

 
skinink 2008-03-15 05:01:29 PM  
Karma's way of saying your Governor shouldn't be farking $5,500 hookers.

 
NYZooMan 2008-03-15 05:01:58 PM  
HowlingFrog: NYZooMan: 4 dead.

Steel workers and Crane man coming
we're finally on our own
damn thing just started crumbling
four dead in old Soho U.E.S.


Doesn't have the same ring but more accurate.

 
TribeFan695 2008-03-15 05:02:05 PM  
GoGoGo: H31N0US: If this had happened in Des Moines it would not have been greenlighted.

/out of the way early

because they don't have buildings that high in iowa?


upload.wikimedia.org

Certainly some that are >15 stories

 
EMPulse_of_KC 2008-03-15 05:02:08 PM  
Knobbs: jethus_crised: GODDAMN TERRORISTS!!! NOT AGAIN!!!?!?!?!??

You sheeple. It was obviously an inside job.


Of course it was. See how the crane was brought down in the pic? It was obviously a controlled fall. If it was an accident, there would be more damage scattered throughout the street. The destruction of the building must've happened from THE INSIDE!

WAKE UP AMERICA! IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE:

img301.imageshack.us

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 05:03:10 PM  
That sucks a lot. Someone will sue the crane company probably.

 
Interrupted Infinitum 2008-03-15 05:03:55 PM  
HowlingFrog: NYZooMan: 4 dead.

Steel workers and Crane man coming
we're finally on our own
damn thing just started crumbling
four dead in old Soho


Nice reference


squidloe: Riomp300: i smell a lawsuit

See, and all I can smell are the sausages I had for lunch. They're repeating on me like a Howitzer.

Incoming. Duck and cover, honey. Duck and cover.


That is now in the profile, thanks for the laugh.

 
illustri 2008-03-15 05:05:35 PM  
they should use bamboo struts instead

 
hezzy717 2008-03-15 05:05:36 PM  
From www.wcbstv.com
Death Toll Rises At Crane Collapse Site
At Least Confirmed 4 Dead, Several Remain Trapped
NEW YORK (CBS) ― A massive crane has collapsed at a construction site on Manhattan's East Side.

The 20-foot crane toppled across a street and crashed onto a five story building.

Four stories collapsed, according to the FDNY.

Several people were trapped, and multiple injuries have been reported. At least four people have been confirmed dead at the scene.


I cant belive a 20ft crane can do so much damage

 
robbiedo 2008-03-15 05:07:18 PM  
I say...I say...a crane into a building...just smashing what my relatives are up to..www.dkimages.com

 
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