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(Fox News) Obvious Fox news comes right out with why men won't vote for Hillary. Men: If your wife is in the room, put on your best "that's ridiculous" game face before playing the video   (foxnews.com) divider line 166
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burndtdan 2008-03-15 12:21:01 PM  
stay classy, fox.

 
the biggest redneck here [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 12:28:20 PM  
99.8% of the garbage FAUX "NEWS" runs is not just smut, but bad television. This is part of the exception. Smut still, but farking hilarious.

 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 12:37:41 PM  
i28.tinypic.com

More reasonable debate from slimy, sensationalist weirdos.

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 12:38:24 PM  
I'm more turned off by her corrupt persona, sleazy tactics, poor judgment and inability to consider any viewpoint that isn't hers.

It doesn't mean the video wasn't thoroughly entertaining though.

 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 12:40:37 PM  
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Kome [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 12:41:34 PM  
Well this is sure to be an interesting and insightful thread.

 
fender12 2008-03-15 12:46:16 PM  
Outtaphase: I'm more turned off by her corrupt persona, sleazy tactics, poor judgment and inability to consider any viewpoint that isn't hers.

That and her shrill voice.

 
munchkinette 2008-03-15 12:46:49 PM  
Oh please. There are hundreds of reasons why people hate Hilary. All my lesbian friends hate her too.

 
Reactron [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 12:46:53 PM  
I have no idea what these people are ranting about. Hillary's voice is like butter. On a festering wound.

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 12:47:56 PM  
fender12: That and her shrill voice.

Yeah, big time. I'd have to read all my news for the next 4 years if she were elected.

 
foster404 2008-03-15 12:52:01 PM  
the worst is when she is trying scream over the applause. god she gets so freaking shrill i want to stab myself in the ears

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 12:54:49 PM  
If she wasn't getting a reasonable chunk of the male vote she would have been out of the race a long time ago.

 
Unright 2008-03-15 12:59:38 PM  
I'm not watching a video at work. Anyone want to give a brief summary?

 
Reactron [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 01:01:47 PM  
Epsilon: If she wasn't getting a reasonable chunk of the male vote she would have been out of the race a long time ago.

Yeah, that's gotta be a pretty odd definition of the word 'male'.

 
Reactron [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 01:04:59 PM  
www.reactron.net

Just 'cause.

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 01:14:05 PM  
Unright: I'm not watching a video at work. Anyone want to give a brief summary?

See Cake Hunter's picture above for the players. The guy says Hillary's voice reminds them of their nagging wives and can't bear the thought of it coming out of their TV's every night. The broad says that's an outrageous insult to all women. It's hilarious.

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 01:16:13 PM  
She comes from a long line of shrill, screaming women.

crotchetyoldbastard.com

www.uncorrelated.com

 
0Icky0 2008-03-15 01:18:00 PM  
Outtaphase: The guy says Hillary's voice reminds them of their nagging wives

Bush's voice reminds me of my stabbing knives, so I guess it evens out.

 
Chastain86 2008-03-15 01:26:37 PM  
The reason I wouldn't vote for Hillary is as simple as watching this video right here, folks (new window). (Not a RickRoll, pinky swear.)

The fact is I can't trust a thing she says. If the woman can't even take a side on a farking baseball game, there's a problem with integrity that can't be fixed by giving her more power.

 
Reactron [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 01:28:00 PM  
DarthBrooks: She comes from a long line of shrill, screaming women.

Heh. Nice.

 
dgc360 [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 01:31:27 PM  
Reactron: Just 'cause.

here's mine:

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burndtdan 2008-03-15 01:32:34 PM  
Outtaphase: Unright: I'm not watching a video at work. Anyone want to give a brief summary?

See Cake Hunter's picture above for the players. The guy says Hillary's voice reminds them of their nagging wives and can't bear the thought of it coming out of their TV's every night. The broad says that's an outrageous insult to all women. It's hilarious.


what i was laughing at was her facial expression while he was talking. i half expected her to reach across the little dividing line on the screen and slap him.

 
Howie Spankowitz [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 01:34:49 PM  
That's exactly the kind of shrewd, Edward R. Murrow-like journalism I've come to expect from our televised media.

 
Secret Agent X23 2008-03-15 01:39:46 PM  
Outtaphase: The broad says that's an outrageous insult to all women. It's hilarious.

But to be fair, it is an insult to 55 percent of married women.

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 01:43:10 PM  
burndtdan: what i was laughing at was her facial expression while he was talking. i half expected her to reach across the little dividing line on the screen and slap him.

Yeah. After he trolled her and got her all frothed up, even Cavuto couldn't wipe the smirk off his face.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 01:47:07 PM  
That has nothing to do with why I vote for her.

But McCain does remind me of of my addlepated grandpa whose kneejerk reaction to nearly evey situation was to reach for his shotgun.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 01:48:14 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: That has nothing to do with why I WON'T vote for her.

/missed it by that much...

 
GWShenlong05 [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 01:48:31 PM  
Leave it to Fox to take the valid, thought-out reasons that we make decisions and hold opinions, and then reduce them to base bigotry. It's one thing when I would ultimately make the same choice as Fox's dedicated audience (e.g. Disliking Hillary Clinton), but it's completely another when those paint-huffers try to tell me that we arrived at that choice by the same reasoning.

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 01:55:01 PM  
Secret Agent X23: But to be fair, it is an insult to 55 percent of married women.

I don't know. My wife thought it was pretty funny too.

 
gilgamesh23 [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:00:09 PM  
Okay then. I opened the video, saw the premise and then fast-forwarded a bit and saw that pig-headed "men's rights" guy that's been showing up on Fox lately. I then closed the video.

More proof that "family values" is a liberal trait rather than a conservative trait. After all, Fox knows its audience and it would simply be bad business to not cater to it. Thank you, Fox News, for reminding us all that sexism and emotional detachment are still alive and well in the homes of 21st-century America.

 
Reactron [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:06:46 PM  
GWShenlong05: Leave it to Fox to take the valid, thought-out reasons that we make decisions and hold opinions, and then reduce them to base bigotry. It's one thing when I would ultimately make the same choice as Fox's dedicated audience (e.g. Disliking Hillary Clinton), but it's completely another when those paint-huffers try to tell me that we arrived at that choice by the same reasoning.

Dude, c'mon. Admit that on a gut-level - Hillary is just farking annoying. Go ahead. Nobody will blame you if a black guy ends up in the White House. BTW, since when did you go back to your old handle ?

 
flucto [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:07:11 PM  
Oh yeah, has to be that and not because she's a disingenuous, power hungry, two-faced asshole.

 
Reactron [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:14:08 PM  
dgc360: here's mine:

Way too cerebral. Gotta punch it in the gut to appeal to the masses. :)

 
bitteroldman 2008-03-15 02:16:08 PM  
I'm sorry, but I just couldn't sit through that video.
As soon as the dame start shrieking about it being an insult I couldn't click the 'x' quick enough.
They should find chick-reporters without shrill voices.

 
GWShenlong05 [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:16:47 PM  
Reactron: Dude, c'mon. Admit that on a gut-level - Hillary is just farking annoying.

I didn't say she wasn't. I just have different reasons for finding her annoying. You might hate the sound of her voice because it reminds you of a hectoring aunt or teacher. I find it annoying because I've always hated the voice of anyone who tries to piss on my head and tell me it's raining.

The thing is, I don't like being told that I validate both the Gloria Steinem argument and the Rush Limbaugh argument. I don't reject the idea of Hillary Clinton as President because she is a shrill harridan. I reject the idea of Hillary Clinton as President because she is a slimy, lying, self-aggrandizing narcissist.

Also, I've been using this login as of yesterday.

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:22:54 PM  
Did she say "Yes we can" in that video? WTF?!

 
Secret Agent X23 2008-03-15 02:23:37 PM  
Outtaphase: Secret Agent X23: But to be fair, it is an insult to 55 percent of married women.

I don't know. My wife thought it was pretty funny too.


Yeah, mine too. That was just an off-the-cuff comment. Overall, my reaction is to say no one should take any of this seriously.

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:26:02 PM  
GWShenlong05: I reject the idea of Hillary Clinton as President because she is a slimy, lying, self-aggrandizing narcissist.

You forgot incompetent.

 
Reactron [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:26:11 PM  
GWShenlong05: I reject the idea of Hillary Clinton as President because she is a slimy, lying, self-aggrandizing narcissist.

Should you ever run for a position of high office, be assured that you will have my vote. I'll be willing to bet that you have a charismatic, deep, and melodious speaking voice. One that would not make me cringe at every utterance. One that I would enjoy hearing even when you're handing me the bill for the indescretions of previous admins. ;)

 
E5K1M0 [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:28:47 PM  
Priceless - His reaction after her line "Men love their wives and don't consider their wife's voice to be shrill or nagging"

img442.imageshack.us

"REALLY?"

 
GWShenlong05 [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:33:22 PM  
Reactron: I'll be willing to bet that you have a charismatic, deep, and melodious speaking voice. One that would not make me cringe at every utterance. One that I would enjoy hearing even when you're handing me the bill for the indescretions of previous admins. ;)

My voice has been known to rouse coma patients and bring listeners to orgasm.

 
Reactron [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:34:47 PM  
E5K1M0: "REALLY?"

Uh huh. How'd you like to be bound by God and Law to that bottled-blonde thing ?

 
Louder And More Dissonant 2008-03-15 02:34:59 PM  
Back me up on this, fellas:

Listening to Hillary trying to persuade you of something for about five minutes triples whatever background urge you have to fark something easy. To just get the hell away from her and go pound some tramp until she squeals. Her voice honestly does have that effect.

I first noticed this well over a decade ago, and it's one of the reasons Bill Clinton gets more of a pass than he should from me.

 
EightDeerOcelotClaw 2008-03-15 03:18:21 PM  
GWShenlong05: I reject the idea of Hillary Clinton as President because she is a slimy, lying, self-aggrandizing narcissist.

But, do you denounce it?

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-03-15 03:18:33 PM  
My wife didn't vote for Hillary either.

/It's okay, we're in Mississippi, so it "doesn't count"

 
Ceph 2008-03-15 03:24:48 PM  
Louder And More Dissonant: To just get the hell away from her and go pound some tramp until she squeals. Her voice honestly does have that effect.

Hillary's voice makes you want to fark? Goddamn man, seek help.

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 03:34:40 PM  
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Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-03-15 03:36:11 PM  
Gregory F. Stuart: Ace Frehley's Ghost: My wife didn't vote for Hillary either.

/It's okay, we're in Mississippi, so it "doesn't count"

Whereabouts? The coast?

I'm in Hadesburg.


Yeah, Ocean Springs/Gautier area. It seems like there are a fair number of Mississippi farkers, but we seem to be pretty spread out.

 
DarnoKonrad 2008-03-15 03:39:45 PM  
I got three seconds into it, before the FOX in it made me shut it off.

 
ltdanman44 2008-03-15 03:41:15 PM  
that chick has the most beautiful blue eyes ive seen!

 
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