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(Telegraph) Strange Man arrested for attempting to have sex with a lamppost. Bonus: related stories on the same page are for two separate stories of guys who tried to make it with a vacuum cleaner and a bicycle, respectively   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 80
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thamike 2008-03-15 10:40:16 AM  
It was a streetlight, your honor.

 
Adman12 [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 01:20:49 PM  
That post does have some sexy curves.

 
HumbleGenius 2008-03-15 02:19:34 PM  
Who among us doesn't enjoy some light sex from time to time?

 
Farkin_Crazy 2008-03-15 02:21:23 PM  
In 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.

Wait. What?

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:21:54 PM  
I bet this happened in Spare Oom.

news.bbc.co.uk

 
shorynot 2008-03-15 02:22:07 PM  
www.telegraph.co.uk

Well when you dress like that your just asking for it.

 
CanuckGuy 2008-03-15 02:23:24 PM  
where, exactly, do you stick it in a bike? Or was the bike doing the sticking?

/also, this guy has them beat hands pants down

 
randomizetimer [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:23:39 PM  
The British Isles have some strange perverts.

 
Jose628 2008-03-15 02:24:43 PM  
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8189/girlpuu7.jpg

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:25:23 PM  
shorynot: Well when you dress like that your just asking for it.

GEEZ! Warn us if you're gonna post NSFW images like that!

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:25:34 PM  
This is a result of the Inanimate Object Sex Agenda!

 
nunia 2008-03-15 02:26:24 PM  
And to think that there are those who scoff at the current extinction event.

 
Jose628 2008-03-15 02:26:42 PM  
img144.imageshack.us

 
Jose628 2008-03-15 02:27:28 PM  
img144.imageshack.us

 
jdcproskater3 2008-03-15 02:29:18 PM  
The guy must have not been very bright.

 
CanuckGuy 2008-03-15 02:31:27 PM  
jdcproskater3: The guy must have not been very bright.

Especially since he was trying to get away with the shocker.

 
LiteWerk 2008-03-15 02:33:16 PM  
"Let's get it on..."

 
Treize26 2008-03-15 02:33:51 PM  
i177.photobucket.com

 
Jose628 2008-03-15 02:33:55 PM  
img144.imageshack.us

 
srgrobe [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:35:40 PM  
that is all

 
pounddawg 2008-03-15 02:36:00 PM  
Come on baby lite my tire.

 
NCP69 2008-03-15 02:37:31 PM  
i have sex with an inanimate object all the time, i call her my wife

/as long as i gets mine

 
Virulency 2008-03-15 02:38:33 PM  
sometimes a lamp post is just a lamp post, but sometimes every lamp post is a penis. to each his own...

/still doesn't make sense

 
eatin' fetus 2008-03-15 02:39:29 PM  
i love .. lamp

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:41:24 PM  
It's a lamppost!

 
crazywisdom_uk 2008-03-15 02:42:09 PM  
I have come to expect anything when it comes the British sex habits.

/a lamppost is easier than being married
//the Victorian Age was a myth

 
zekeburger 2008-03-15 02:43:35 PM  
eatin' fetus: i love .. lamp

content.ytmnd.com

 
skinink 2008-03-15 02:44:08 PM  

"In 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs."


Well, really how could anyone resist a few pumps on the Michelle Pfeiffer Hollywood Walk of Fame star? The only sad part is, every week the person that has to clean the star keeps finding sticky white spots on it.


 
zeus87 2008-03-15 02:44:26 PM  
Were there aliens inside?

 
JewZeppy 2008-03-15 02:46:08 PM  
When I was in L.S.MiltaryAcademy there was a squad sgt who was horny enough to stand up against the column in the mess hall and grind it, while looking around the room. A little while after he started doing that he seemed to vanish.

/'76-'77 thereabouts
/Not co-ed

 
steklo 2008-03-15 02:46:14 PM  
i215.photobucket.com

 
Walljasper 2008-03-15 02:46:57 PM  
So this proves once again that a lack of poonanny will drive a man crazy? This is news?

 
blkhwk86 2008-03-15 02:47:52 PM  
wow...they must be really having sex problems in the UK on account of people having sex with everything but people and sheep.

 
FarkinFarker 2008-03-15 02:48:52 PM  
You know who else likes to hump random inanimate objects?

i41.photobucket.com

 
Magic_Button 2008-03-15 02:50:57 PM  
The Lamp-post was probably warmer and moved more then the average English woman


( If my ex GF was the norm )

 
kent_eh 2008-03-15 02:51:20 PM  

CanuckGuy
2008-03-15 02:23:24 PM
/also, this guy has them beat hands pants down

That's one of the twistedest links i've seen on Fark in a long time.

/good jorb

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:51:43 PM  
Magic_Button: The Lamp-post was probably warmer and moved more then the average English woman


( If my ex GF was the norm )

Maybe you just didn't turn her on.

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:52:43 PM  
Why is it a crime to have sex with an inanimate object? Wouldn't that make all sex toys illegal? I can understand a charge of public indecency, but this is lunacy.

WTF is wrong with England?

 
Coriantumr 2008-03-15 02:53:09 PM  
archive.leasticoulddo.com
archive.leasticoulddo.com

Yeah, baby.

 
signals 2008-03-15 02:55:26 PM  
Object Farkers!

 
Counter_Intelligent 2008-03-15 02:56:07 PM  
I guess it's time to buy up stock in sheets with holes in them.

/They make everything OK.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:56:17 PM  
Ed Grubermann: Why is it a crime to have sex with an inanimate object? Wouldn't that make all sex toys illegal?

You mean like in Texas?

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 02:57:34 PM  
Lamppost ? Meh

In the small town where I come from we had the luxury of COW NOSTRILS

/bestiality ftw

 
Fairlane500 2008-03-15 02:58:26 PM  
So, why the hell are these people being arrested for humping bikes, pavement and what not? A little dry humpin never hurt no one.

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-03-15 02:58:57 PM  
NCP69: i have sex with an inanimate object all the time, i call her my wife

/rimshot

img260.imageshack.us

 
blkhwk86 2008-03-15 02:59:07 PM  
tonesskin: Ed Grubermann: Why is it a crime to have sex with an inanimate object? Wouldn't that make all sex toys illegal?

You mean like in Texas?

Don't pick on Texas...it's not nice to pick on mentally challenged people.

/yes, you can have a block.
//no, no candy today, just play with your building block

 
J-Rex 2008-03-15 03:01:26 PM  
The longer you withhold posting a picture of that streetlight...........

This thread just feels worthless. -- "I want to believe."

 
blkhwk86 2008-03-15 03:09:18 PM  
J-Rex: The longer you withhold posting a picture of that streetlight...........

The harder you get?

 
xBIGxEASYx [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 03:10:47 PM  
img361.imageshack.us

 
mikaloyd 2008-03-15 03:11:18 PM  
Well I know where the former governor of New York's pimp services coul be more appreciated now. Those poor brits are so horny they would hump anything. They just plain dont draw a line.

 
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