Well if you see the kid, tell him I'm sorry.

As a naked guy answering the door and punching an 11-year old in the head, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

I was trying to submit a new foobies thread, sorry.

Florida nekkidness trifecta in play...?

Wow

That guy's done what I've wanted to do to those farkers who ring my door constantly. I don't care about your football team. Go get a job.

/sans the naked part
//that's just byahhh

But if I don't, I lose my student loans, the bank was very clear on that.

He rang the doorbell 4 or 5 times? He deserved a smack upside the head.

Well, it ought to be.

Dad?

punching with what?

momalboe: He rang the doorbell 4 or 5 times? He deserved a smack upside the head.

Second.

To be fair, last time they left a flier hanging on my doorknob letting me know they'd be back later.

If you don't want to see me naked, don't ring the doorbell.

And the guy worked for Disney too. That's sooo Florida.

lerxst2112: Well if you see the kid, tell him I'm sorry.

Lol man. Nice name, too.

After seeing the Disney guy naked, the kid should have sung, "It's a small world after all".

The guy worked for Disney . . . nuff said.

A man has the right to defend his porch with nudity and punching. I blame the liberals.

ohmyvariousgods: momalboe: He rang the doorbell 4 or 5 times? He deserved a smack upside the head.

Second.

Third

If that was wrong I dont want to be right

or

Was it wrong? Shouldn't I have done that?

Did they turn off image uploads?

doesn't Florida have an "answer-door-naked-and-punch-in-head first" law? I don't see what the problem is.

Reminds me of that Progressive Insurance commercial.

/not in the abdomen, Cameron

From as much whining as I see on here about having to open the door for nice Missionaries or other religious people, the only thing I have to ask is, what was his Fark handle?

Actually, in Florida, that's exactly the correct response.

Also works well for census takers, Jehovah's witnesses, HOA board members, survey-takers and pizza delivery men.

What kind of world do we live in when we can't answer our own door naked?

I had a kid knock on my door for 10 minutes trying to sell something. I finally got up and told him to beat it, his mother said "we saw the TV on". You did, I was watching a movie you idiot.

/they left

momalboe: He rang the doorbell 4 or 5 times? He deserved a smack upside the head.

what i came in here to say

animalmagnet: If you don't want to see me naked, don't ring the doorbell.

exactly.

Oh the humanity!!! the naked body is horrible and shameful, everybody panic. Bet they try to get this guy labeled as a sex offender

if i want to parade around inside my house naked, with the windows open, i should be allowed to, its your fault if your mentally scarred from seeing me naked, you shouldn't be trying to look inside my house anyways. so apparantly now we can't be naked in our home.

and if you knock more than once, expect to get hit

Was it this guy?

punching an 11-year old in the head

Is this too long to replace "punching the clown" as a good euphemism?

cubsfan07: Actually, in Florida, that's exactly the correct response.

Also works well for ... Jehovah's witnesses...

This, THIS, oh for the love of jebus 1 million times this!

If you knock on my door at 8am on a weekend when I'm hungover trying to sell me a religion - expect me to answer the door in my underwear. And if you have your 6 year old fark trophy pushed out in front of you thinking I wouldn't be rude to a child.. Oh, big mistake.

Hey farktard fundraising dicksponge,

If the door ain't answered on the first or second ring, GTFO

I'm glad the British were pounded into submission by the IRA. They used to be a great umpire but now they are reduced to chavs and Coronary street. A very silly people with bowler hats and umbrellas. Lie Archie Bunker always said, England is a fag country.

Those who have not answered a door naked then domed an 11-year old twirp cast the first stone

cubsfan07: Actually, in Florida, that's exactly the correct response.

Also works well for census takers, Jehovah's witnesses, HOA board members, survey-takers and pizza delivery men.

Amen. How is it indecent exposure when he was in his own home? He didn't ASK for people to be bothering him. The kid rang the doorbell half a dozen times...take a hint!

I know a guy who (way back in the '70s) answered the door naked to chase away some Jehovah's Witnesses. Worked like a charm.

brightestfell: The guy worked for Disney . . . nuff said.

That's what I came here to say.

azxj: If you knock on my door at 8am on a weekend when I'm hungover trying to sell me a religion - expect me to answer the door in my underwear. And if you have your 6 year old fark trophy pushed out in front of you thinking I wouldn't be rude to a child.. Oh, big mistake.

And this.

you know, I just KNEW that the kid had wither knocked or rung on the doorbell like a little shiat. Deserves it, honestly. If I don't answer the door the first two rings, it means I don't want to buy shiat! That, or I'm too busy fapping to answer the door, like this guy obviously was. RESPECT MAH PRIVACY, crotchfruit!

When I was in little league, they'd send us around selling crap door to door. Seems totally irresponsible to me...send kids out alone to solicit random strangers in their lairs.

Children are still being sent out to knock on complete stranger's front doors?

pics or it didn't happen

Eat knuckles ya stupid twerp. Go beg for change on the street corner like normal panhandling twatwaffles.

"Fundraiser" Is another word for "beg for your money" and should be itself illegal. Don't knock on my gaddam door asking for my gaddam money. People I KNOW are not even rude enough to do that.

Knock on my door 4 or 5 times and your not a cop? You better dial 911 while you do it.

Walker: Children are still being sent out to knock on complete stranger's front doors?

Apparently not sexy children, or there'd be more of an uproar.

Subby
how do i vote for this!?!??! farking awesome headline, WTF headline of the year for sure

/now for the article

Why the outrage? Doesn't Florida have the so-called 'castle' law? Clearly, the kid was unwelcome, and the homeowner was just defending himself.

The fact that he was arrested is complete bullshiat. The little bastard rang the bell 4 or 5 times? It seems that this guy was in his own home, and justifiably expressed annoyance at being harassed; and now his entire life could be ruined from the testimony of a child? WTF?

But if you have a "No Soliciting or a Naked Guy Will Punch You In the Head" sign on your door, it's all good, right?