Subby, you don't know the fun of "vegetables".

Not rotten ones. Rotten ones are usually too limp to-..

I've said too much

Hell, even if I bound my chest it wouldn't make much of a difference. Guess I'm just made to be indecent.

Nice ramble. Reminded me of Ignatius Reilly for some reason. Only thing missing was the phrase 'liberal minx'. :)

They do know that Brownback quit, right? Some of the other posts in that area......wow!

Mildly amusing satire, but hardly Farkworthy.

I'd pillory it...

It's funny...Brownback is my senator, and the whole time he's been in office, I don't think he's had a 50% approval rating (among his own constituents) for more than a week at a time. Even the Bible-bangers around here don't trust him because he's a Catholic.

Wow, that has got to be the worst attempt at humor I've seen all week. Is this a parody? If so, of what? A parody of the author's own imagination? Did the submitter write it? Massive suck from the greenlighter, thanks for nothing.

God is with me, and with all Americans who resist the wiles of harlotry!

He should be ashamed, omitting the Democrats and Republicans from his religious hellucinations.

Okay, this has to be satire right? I mean did anyone see their post about how woodwind instruments are tools of satan?

It must be hard to have such an easy topic and still manage not to be even remotely funny.

ILostMyPassword: It must be hard to have such an easy topic and still manage not to be even remotely funny.

Ironic, isn't it?

Weaver95: ILostMyPassword: It must be hard to have such an easy topic and still manage not to be even remotely funny.

Ironic, isn't it?

Like rain on your wedding day?

Ace Frehley's Ghost: Like rain on your wedding day?

Like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a dime?

/no, wait

I did not click on Silvara's profile.

"This is the why", subby? "This is the why"???

I pronounce upon you FAIL!!!

Free boobies!!!


(i'd like to see that more than free willies)

Silvara: Hell, even if I bound my chest it wouldn't make much of a difference. Guess I'm just made to be indecent.

We require photgraphic evidence of your breasts both bound and unbound. Stat!

Chameleon: "This is the why", subby? "This is the why"???

I pronounce upon you the FAIL!!!

FTFY. You came so close...

The sad thing is, the reason why women have to "strap their chest down" and other wise conceal themselves is due to men being unable to control themselves around a lightly dressed woman.
Seriously, if certain idiots would quit trying to rape, breath heavy and otherwise intimidate some girl just because she dressed scantily and looks good while doing it, then they'd do it more often.

This doesn't cover the subjects of those who are best left sturdily clothed and feminine jealousy, however...

Lazarus_: Okay, this has to be satire right? I mean did anyone see their post about how woodwind instruments are tools of satan?

Yes, but there are a lot of Farkers who will believe it's just another average Christian post. Actually, it might be classed as satire, but it's not very good satire. It's not really even funny. Either it's a slow news day on Fark, or the blog belongs to the brother of one of the mods.

My immediate reaction was, "This is funny, heavy-handed satire."

But, given the prevalence of the Tin Foil Hat brigade on the internet, I'm not so sure.

Rod Serling, tell me I'm in the Twilight Zone.

FTFA: Her fundamental evil is manifest...even if it was a marriage between leftist traitor Democrats scarcely a notch above Pagan orgying.

Rodeodoc: Lazarus_: Okay, this has to be satire right? I mean did anyone see their post about how woodwind instruments are tools of satan?

Yes, but there are a lot of Farkers who will believe it's just another average Christian post. Actually, it might be classed as satire, but it's not very good satire. It's not really even funny. Either it's a slow news day on Fark, or the blog belongs to the brother of one of the mods.

Considering the nutbags I've dealt with in my life, I'm not sure that it's satire at all. I've seen this kind of thinking.