Sick theory time, These guys diddle little kids backstage during their heyday, and later on in life they find the kids not to be so willing.

FTFA: The 71-year-old from Trefriw near Llanrwst in the Conwy valley

Is this on this planet or from Douglas Adams' imagination?

real shaman: Is this on this planet or from Douglas Adams' imagination?

it's a county in West Molestia.

kingMountain: real shaman: Is this on this planet or from Douglas Adams' imagination?

it's a county in West Molestia.

Isn't that south of Little Diddley?

Kome: Isn't that south of Little Diddley?

that's the one, 3 miles east of Isle of Yungens.

kingMountain: Kome: Isn't that south of Little Diddley?

that's the one, 3 miles east of Isle of Yungens.

Oh yea. That area where none of the fields have any grass.

I came here to ask who the hell this clown was, and found out that the thread is already over.

Well played gentlemen.

Kome: Oh yea. That area where none of the fields have any grass.

exactly. you know, of course, when it was first discovered by Henry Tadd in 1533, it was a vast land of grassy plains, but considered haunted due to its eerie calm. nearby townsfolk called it the "creepy steppe tadd".

Kome: kingMountain: Kome: Isn't that south of Little Diddley?

that's the one, 3 miles east of Isle of Yungens.

Oh yea. That area where none of the fields have any grass.

that's why they play in the mud

who?

I thought that was a clerical collar he was wearing in his picture, and figured he found religion as a quick way to cop a feel. But I guess it's something to do with his tracheotomy.

I'm not much of a ska person, but I liked the cover version by Save Ferris better than any other I've heard, including the original.

"downloaded it for research"

...thats what we all say, man.

So that's what Dick Cheney does on the off-season!

Cornwell: I came here to ask who the hell this clown was, and found out that the thread is already over.

Well played gentlemen.

Pretty much this, yep.

MacBeth was also placed on the sex offender register for life.

Probably just be using a pencil for that one

FTA: MacBeth also claimed the sex allegations were lies and the downloaded images were for academic research.

*cough* bullshiat *cough*

Rodeodoc: I thought that was a clerical collar he was wearing in his picture, and figured he found religion as a quick way to cop a feel. But I guess it's something to do with his tracheotomy.

yeah, it's a trach collar, the ties (collar) keep the tubes and neck plate in place

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.

TFA: MacBeth sexually assaulted a young girl on four occasions over the course of six years

But did she have her wounds on front or behind?

/not obscure

kingMountain: Kome: Oh yea. That area where none of the fields have any grass.

exactly. you know, of course, when it was first discovered by Henry Tadd in 1533, it was a vast land of grassy plains, but considered haunted due to its eerie calm. nearby townsfolk called it the "creepy steppe tadd".

Took me a bit to get it, then I loled.

/Feeling slow tonight.

Tom_Slick: Sick theory time, These guys diddle little kids backstage during their heyday, and later on in life they find the kids not to be so willing.

WTF? No, they're reverse vampires.

I just knew he was bad news.

It's about time.

Why do you feel me up (feel me up)
feel me up baby just to
then go down (then go down)
and start goin' to town
And then worst of all (worst of all)
I'm only a baby
compared to you (compared to you)
You're a horny old dude
I need you (I need you)
less than anyone bastard
You miserable grizzled old fart
So don't feel me up
Motherfark
I'll stab your cold heart


Everyone! Sing!

Even these expert character witnesses could not help MacBeth with his case.

Hey, if I had terminal cancer and was going to die anyway, I would probably.....what's that? Oh, yes, I will take a seat over there.

I knew there was something funny about that guy.

Let the witch hunt begin!!! We must protect our children!

I got my hands on a live David Johanssen solo LP from about 1982 (new window) a few months ago (the guy from the New York Dolls). He covers that song! Very strange to hear "Personality Crisis" amongst stuff like "Build Me Up Buttercup."

I guess he figured with terminal cancer that he might as well indulge in his freak without holding back

/when I get terminal cancer I am going to blast ABBA out of my car stereo down main street

71 years old ?

What's really sad, is that the most depressing point of this story is that he is 71YO. And the fact that it makes me feel reallly farking old too.

/used to sing this song with my sister back in the day

That guy looks like Larry Craig.

buzzvert 2008-03-14 11:53:54 PM

Nicely done

*golf clap*

Well, that's what she gets for building him up just to let him down, and never calling when she said she would.

I think we all saw this coming (new window).

This thread is

Wait, nevermind, the kid was a girl.

junge altman: I guess he figured with terminal cancer that he might as well indulge in his freak without holding back

/when I get terminal cancer I am going to blast ABBA out of my car stereo down main street

Yer freakin' crazy, man.

/(play Fernanado)

An ex of mine worked at The Garage (garr-idge) in Glasgow and said they'd play the buttercup song an hour before closing each morning to let the staff know they were nearly done. I wonder if they still do that.

Christ, is there any way this thread could get better?

Unless somebody digs up something really esoteric like scat pornography based on The Little Mermaid's direct-to-video sequel, I'm going to say no.

And thank you, Kome and KingMountain, for making the shiat out of my night.

kellyshannon

So this your exgf? Or just wishful thinking?

No offense. Afterall, this IS fark.

I like how the article says he "forged a career in publishing." Very savvy of that writer, as the publishing industry is completely built on forgeries. And, while I'm here, let me comment on...

Maddogjew:
Let the witch hunt begin!!! We must protect our children!

Uh... Wow. I see that you think this whole "children getting raped" stuff is nonsense. When a guy is caught with kiddie porn and allegations of rape, and he calls it "research," we should just back off huh?

Protecting children is a good idea for a civilization (which is what I'm going to assume you want to live in). However "protecting children" as a grabber-phrase for political gain is a nasty business. I don't see any evidence of that going on here. Is there a politician at a microphone somewhere? Nope. So why don't you wait for one to show up before you start putting multiple exclamation points on some weird-looking defense of perversion. Looks like a dirty old codger and likely rapist got hisself caught and is now pleading the brilliant "research" defense.

People! Child sex is not that big a deal -- hell, it's the norm. I've NEVER heard of sex producing a full-grown adult.

MomCore: kellyshannon

So this your exgf? Or just wishful thinking?

No offense. Afterall, this IS fark.

That would be Robin Wright Penn, who played Buttercup in The Princess Bride, a 1987 film which is apparently after your time, which may make you feel older than the fact that the child molester is 71.

fark, it makes me feel old.

Tom_Slick: Sick theoryfantasy time, These guys diddle little kids backstage during their heyday, and later on in life they find the kids not to be so willing.

FTFY

I don't have any sympathy for him, the fact that she remembered enough to revert to sniffing gas, makes me feel that's what he should be doing for the rest of his life (in jail as it seems).

Pop Starts don't go to jail for child molestation or kiddie porn.

Right MJ? Right The Who?

Was there always this many child sex stories on the mainpage? Seems like a lot.

Was there always this many child sex stories on the mainpage? Seems like a lot.

I'd say there aren't enough.

/going back to re-read favorite cases on perverted justice (new window)