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(Some Guy) Dumbass Gene Simmons says "Don't listen to your girlfriends, size does matter." Um yeah, we've all seen the video, Gene   (roadrunnerrecords.com) divider line 43
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Massa Damnata 2008-03-14 10:33:16 AM  
P3N15

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2008-03-14 10:39:49 AM  
I haven't. What did I miss?

 
Ant 2008-03-14 10:40:01 AM  
Gene Simmons = Giant Douche

 
FarkinHostile 2008-03-14 10:40:33 AM  
I am hung like a mosquito, and yet I agree.

/I blame my dad

 
strangeguitar 2008-03-14 10:40:38 AM  
I'm glad Ace isn't alive to see this.

 
Dear_Leader 2008-03-14 10:40:42 AM  
leave your socks and shirt on

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-03-14 10:41:53 AM  
strangeguitar: I'm glad Ace isn't alive to see this.

Yes?

 
Whatthefark 2008-03-14 10:43:33 AM  
Is it just me or does anyone else want to break Gene's nose. You know, the one he's constantly looking over as he speaks to those beneath him?

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2008-03-14 10:50:07 AM  
Dancin_In_Anson: I haven't. What did I miss?

A really boring fark between some chick that wanted to get publicity for farking Gene Simmons but was so repulsed by him that every time he went to kiss her she looked like she was chocking down vomit.

Oh and Foreigner was playing on the radio someplace.... I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIISSSSSSSS

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2008-03-14 10:51:34 AM  
Oh and subby it wasn't that small I'd say it was 7 inches or so. He wasn't a Ron Jeremy but neither are the rest of you.

 
strangeguitar 2008-03-14 10:56:14 AM  
Ace Frehley's Ghost: strangeguitar: I'm glad Ace isn't alive to see this.

Yes?


AHHHH! A G-g-g-ghost!
/Yoinks!

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2008-03-14 10:58:53 AM  
Gwendolyn: A really boring fark between some chick that wanted to get publicity for farking Gene Simmons but was so repulsed by him that every time he went to kiss her she looked like she was chocking down vomit.

I saw a reaction vid on youtube and the reaction was like you would see with 2g1c or something. What's that all about?

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2008-03-14 11:01:47 AM  
I usually prefer my sex tapes to be about "famous" females, not giant pulsating cockfaces. I have not watched this nor wil I ever intentionally look for it. I hate Gene even more then I hate kiss.

/but seriously more gene greens and still not buckethead or viking metal greens. I submit them, but they dont make it.
//why not some more ironing maids while we are green lighting the same links over and over.

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2008-03-14 11:07:07 AM  
Dancin_In_Anson: G

I saw a reaction vid on youtube and the reaction was like you would see with 2g1c or something. What's that all about?


He left his socks and Tshirt on. It was just really awkward and boring. Nothing gross except for the fact Gene Simmons is in it. The girls looks like she's watching paint dry and he looks high or drunk

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-03-14 11:18:33 AM  
The size of your wallet matters and that was what Gene was talking about, because he's all about the cash.

 
GonzoNihilist 2008-03-14 11:26:41 AM  
Whatthefark
Is it just me or does anyone else want to break Gene's nose. You know, the one he's constantly looking over as he speaks to those beneath him?

This.

 
andyvillager 2008-03-14 11:32:03 AM  
he should ask Cher for confirmation...

 
for good or for awesome 2008-03-14 11:32:30 AM  
I just came here to say that I hate Kiss and I hate Gene Simmons even more.
I didn't watch the video. Does he really look drunk? I thought he was some better than thou straight edge coont.

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2008-03-14 11:38:01 AM  
Gwendolyn: He left his socks and Tshirt on. It was just really awkward and boring. Nothing gross except for the fact Gene Simmons is in it. The girls looks like she's watching paint dry and he looks high or drunk

Sounds like my honeymoon...

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2008-03-14 11:39:41 AM  
Dancin_In_Anson: Gwendolyn: He left his socks and Tshirt on. It was just really awkward and boring. Nothing gross except for the fact Gene Simmons is in it. The girls looks like she's watching paint dry and he looks high or drunk

Sounds like my honeymoon...


Gene Simmons went on your honeymoon with you?

Pics or it didn't happen.

 
andyvillager 2008-03-14 11:41:45 AM  
size doesn't matter, I never said it did.
www.powell-pressburger.org

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2008-03-14 11:49:48 AM  
Gwendolyn: Pics or it didn't happen

mamarita would kill me if she read that. Thankfully she's not a regular visitor to these Hallowed Halls.

 
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo [TotalFark] 2008-03-14 12:17:13 PM  
FarkinHostile: I am hung like a mosquito, and yet I agree.

/I blame my dad


Your dad was a mosquito? I blame your mom.

 
FiendishFellow05 2008-03-14 12:18:03 PM  
This:
barneyfifesbullet: The size of your wallet matters and that was what Gene was talking about, because he's all about the cash.

This:
Ant: Gene Simmons = Giant Douche

And this:
barneyfifesbullet: The size of your wallet matters and that was what Gene was talking about, because he's all about the cash.

I generally don't mind KISS too much....but Gene Simmons is a f***ing douche. That jackass would license KISS's image for a casket...oh, wait:

www.kissonline.com

Ridiculous. I don't know what's worse: Ron Jeremy's endless self-promotion, or Gene Simmons' pedantic biatching and whoring of the KISS image.

Ah, fark'em both.

 
lewismarktwo 2008-03-14 12:19:57 PM  
I'm totly with Larry David on this one.
www.apechild.com

 
heavymetal1970 2008-03-14 12:22:03 PM  
Ant Quote 2008-03-14 10:40:01 AM
Gene Simmons = Giant Douche



Sophie= YUMMY!

 
Cooper420 2008-03-14 12:29:25 PM  
gotta love the giant vagina!

His daughter is alright, but she's coming onto like 16 or something, she'd better shape up soon!

and as for simmons being a giant douche, guess what, he turned himself from a poor douche into a rich douche.

Like the music or not, he marketed the shiat out of that band, and completely admits that he'll do, say or sell anything to make money.... at least he's an honest douche

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2008-03-14 12:30:10 PM  
heavymetal1970: Ant Quote 2008-03-14 10:40:01 AM
Gene Simmons = Giant Douche



Sophie= YUMMY!


Yeah but Sophia = 15.

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-03-14 12:49:29 PM  
Cooper420: gotta love the giant vagina!

His daughter is alright, but she's coming onto like 16 or something, she'd better shape up soon!

and as for simmons being a giant douche, guess what, he turned himself from a poor douche into a rich douche.

Like the music or not, he marketed the shiat out of that band, and completely admits that he'll do, say or sell anything to make money.... at least he's an honest douche


Which means... he's a douche.

 
BobtheFascist 2008-03-14 01:11:01 PM  
Of all ther giant douches in the entertainment industry, he's probably one of the better ones.

 
Ant 2008-03-14 01:47:54 PM  
BobtheFascist: Of all ther giant douches in the entertainment industry, he's probably one of the better ones.

Better at being a douche, that is

 
STRYPERSWINE 2008-03-14 02:50:03 PM  

 
Ravager 2008-03-14 04:37:10 PM  
Just saying - that after being in a sex party in Amsterdam I know size matters. The second I dropped trou I was stealing every guy's partner.
Now you can play with that wording as much as you want. It's fun to have pinga grande.

 
steamingpile 2008-03-14 04:45:30 PM  
Gwendolyn: Oh and subby it wasn't that small I'd say it was 7 inches or so. He wasn't a Ron Jeremy but neither are the rest of you.

I think your sneaking in an inch or two for him, hes average or barely above from what I saw and actually made me feel better about my size/girth.

Its more important to be rich/famous than to have a big c*ck to get hot slutty women.

 
jdetweiler [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-14 05:00:49 PM  
andyvillager

you rock....mmmm i love both simmonises....but that one is the bomb. even though in that pic i think she is like 16. (shes a gypsy girl in a nun movie! wow am i a dork!) fist, angry, god, rinse, repeat.

I'm Spartacus.....

 
Zeiss_Ikon [TotalFark] 2008-03-14 07:14:09 PM  
I sure hope size matters..

 
slyde 2008-03-14 07:45:54 PM  
Still a KISS freak after all these years, but wish Gene Simmons would have his voice removed.

/note to Gene, STFU and quit embarrassing your fans. You really suck, and Ace thinks you have zero talent.

 
Cooper420 2008-03-14 08:00:32 PM  
steamingpile: Gwendolyn: Oh and subby it wasn't that small I'd say it was 7 inches or so. He wasn't a Ron Jeremy but neither are the rest of you.

I think your sneaking in an inch or two for him, hes average or barely above from what I saw and actually made me feel better about my size/girth.

Its more important to be rich/famous than to have a big c*ck to get hot slutty women.


Actually I think he got his slutty wife/girlfriend because he has money, and everyone else was done sleeping with her.

 
steamingpile 2008-03-14 09:11:02 PM  
Cooper420: Actually I think he got his slutty wife/girlfriend because he has money, and everyone else was done sleeping with her.


Yeah I bet her number is higher than his, didnt she sleep with producers just to get her "acting" parts?

 
Pontius Gandalf 2008-03-14 09:24:57 PM  
Yeah, but as Rudy Ray Moore says: "If you can't cut the mustard, you can still lick the inside of the jar."

/He's baaaaaad! The man is...outtasight!

 
Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare 2008-03-14 11:03:51 PM  
Sure it does. Just ask any lesbian.

 
Unhip1 [TotalFark] 2008-03-15 05:30:12 PM  
daily.greencine.com
"Seven has always been a lucky number for me..."

 
MeanJean 2008-03-18 12:09:08 PM  
Ravager
Just saying - that after being in a sex party in Amsterdam I know size matters. The second I dropped trou I was stealing every guy's partner.
Now you can play with that wording as much as you want. It's fun to have pinga grande.


Sure you did. Suuuure.

/eyeroll

 
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