I haven't. What did I miss?

Gene Simmons = Giant Douche

I am hung like a mosquito, and yet I agree.

/I blame my dad

I'm glad Ace isn't alive to see this.

leave your socks and shirt on

strangeguitar: I'm glad Ace isn't alive to see this.

Yes?

Is it just me or does anyone else want to break Gene's nose. You know, the one he's constantly looking over as he speaks to those beneath him?

Dancin_In_Anson: I haven't. What did I miss?

A really boring fark between some chick that wanted to get publicity for farking Gene Simmons but was so repulsed by him that every time he went to kiss her she looked like she was chocking down vomit.

Oh and Foreigner was playing on the radio someplace.... I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIISSSSSSSS

Oh and subby it wasn't that small I'd say it was 7 inches or so. He wasn't a Ron Jeremy but neither are the rest of you.

Ace Frehley's Ghost: strangeguitar: I'm glad Ace isn't alive to see this.

Yes?

AHHHH! A G-g-g-ghost!
/Yoinks!

Gwendolyn: A really boring fark between some chick that wanted to get publicity for farking Gene Simmons but was so repulsed by him that every time he went to kiss her she looked like she was chocking down vomit.

I saw a reaction vid on youtube and the reaction was like you would see with 2g1c or something. What's that all about?

I usually prefer my sex tapes to be about "famous" females, not giant pulsating cockfaces. I have not watched this nor wil I ever intentionally look for it. I hate Gene even more then I hate kiss.

/but seriously more gene greens and still not buckethead or viking metal greens. I submit them, but they dont make it.
//why not some more ironing maids while we are green lighting the same links over and over.

Dancin_In_Anson: G

I saw a reaction vid on youtube and the reaction was like you would see with 2g1c or something. What's that all about?

He left his socks and Tshirt on. It was just really awkward and boring. Nothing gross except for the fact Gene Simmons is in it. The girls looks like she's watching paint dry and he looks high or drunk

The size of your wallet matters and that was what Gene was talking about, because he's all about the cash.

Whatthefark
Is it just me or does anyone else want to break Gene's nose. You know, the one he's constantly looking over as he speaks to those beneath him?

This.

he should ask Cher for confirmation...

I just came here to say that I hate Kiss and I hate Gene Simmons even more.
I didn't watch the video. Does he really look drunk? I thought he was some better than thou straight edge coont.

Gwendolyn: He left his socks and Tshirt on. It was just really awkward and boring. Nothing gross except for the fact Gene Simmons is in it. The girls looks like she's watching paint dry and he looks high or drunk

Sounds like my honeymoon...

Dancin_In_Anson: Gwendolyn: He left his socks and Tshirt on. It was just really awkward and boring. Nothing gross except for the fact Gene Simmons is in it. The girls looks like she's watching paint dry and he looks high or drunk

Sounds like my honeymoon...

Gene Simmons went on your honeymoon with you?

Pics or it didn't happen.

size doesn't matter, I never said it did.

Gwendolyn: Pics or it didn't happen

mamarita would kill me if she read that. Thankfully she's not a regular visitor to these Hallowed Halls.

FarkinHostile: I am hung like a mosquito, and yet I agree.

/I blame my dad

Your dad was a mosquito? I blame your mom.

This:
barneyfifesbullet: The size of your wallet matters and that was what Gene was talking about, because he's all about the cash.

This:
Ant: Gene Simmons = Giant Douche

And this:
barneyfifesbullet: The size of your wallet matters and that was what Gene was talking about, because he's all about the cash.

I generally don't mind KISS too much....but Gene Simmons is a f***ing douche. That jackass would license KISS's image for a casket...oh, wait:



Ridiculous. I don't know what's worse: Ron Jeremy's endless self-promotion, or Gene Simmons' pedantic biatching and whoring of the KISS image.

Ah, fark'em both.

I'm totly with Larry David on this one.

Ant Quote 2008-03-14 10:40:01 AM
Gene Simmons = Giant Douche



Sophie= YUMMY!

gotta love the giant vagina!

His daughter is alright, but she's coming onto like 16 or something, she'd better shape up soon!

and as for simmons being a giant douche, guess what, he turned himself from a poor douche into a rich douche.

Like the music or not, he marketed the shiat out of that band, and completely admits that he'll do, say or sell anything to make money.... at least he's an honest douche

heavymetal1970: Ant Quote 2008-03-14 10:40:01 AM
Gene Simmons = Giant Douche



Sophie= YUMMY!

Yeah but Sophia = 15.

Cooper420: gotta love the giant vagina!

His daughter is alright, but she's coming onto like 16 or something, she'd better shape up soon!

and as for simmons being a giant douche, guess what, he turned himself from a poor douche into a rich douche.

Like the music or not, he marketed the shiat out of that band, and completely admits that he'll do, say or sell anything to make money.... at least he's an honest douche

Which means... he's a douche.

Of all ther giant douches in the entertainment industry, he's probably one of the better ones.

BobtheFascist: Of all ther giant douches in the entertainment industry, he's probably one of the better ones.

Better at being a douche, that is

Just saying - that after being in a sex party in Amsterdam I know size matters. The second I dropped trou I was stealing every guy's partner.
Now you can play with that wording as much as you want. It's fun to have pinga grande.

Gwendolyn: Oh and subby it wasn't that small I'd say it was 7 inches or so. He wasn't a Ron Jeremy but neither are the rest of you.

I think your sneaking in an inch or two for him, hes average or barely above from what I saw and actually made me feel better about my size/girth.

Its more important to be rich/famous than to have a big c*ck to get hot slutty women.

andyvillager

you rock....mmmm i love both simmonises....but that one is the bomb. even though in that pic i think she is like 16. (shes a gypsy girl in a nun movie! wow am i a dork!) fist, angry, god, rinse, repeat.

I'm Spartacus.....

I sure hope size matters..

Still a KISS freak after all these years, but wish Gene Simmons would have his voice removed.

/note to Gene, STFU and quit embarrassing your fans. You really suck, and Ace thinks you have zero talent.

steamingpile: Gwendolyn: Oh and subby it wasn't that small I'd say it was 7 inches or so. He wasn't a Ron Jeremy but neither are the rest of you.

I think your sneaking in an inch or two for him, hes average or barely above from what I saw and actually made me feel better about my size/girth.

Its more important to be rich/famous than to have a big c*ck to get hot slutty women.

Actually I think he got his slutty wife/girlfriend because he has money, and everyone else was done sleeping with her.

Cooper420: Actually I think he got his slutty wife/girlfriend because he has money, and everyone else was done sleeping with her.


Yeah I bet her number is higher than his, didnt she sleep with producers just to get her "acting" parts?

Yeah, but as Rudy Ray Moore says: "If you can't cut the mustard, you can still lick the inside of the jar."

/He's baaaaaad! The man is...outtasight!

Sure it does. Just ask any lesbian.

"Seven has always been a lucky number for me..."

Ravager
Just saying - that after being in a sex party in Amsterdam I know size matters. The second I dropped trou I was stealing every guy's partner.
Now you can play with that wording as much as you want. It's fun to have pinga grande.

Sure you did. Suuuure.

/eyeroll