Well, she does have one thing going for her. She's our hottest Press Secretary.

Ms. Perino deserves to be mocked.

Mock, mock, mock.

I'm no Republican, but she was quite charming.

Just beacuse she's sold her soul doesn't mean she can't be nice on occasion.

I would hit it.

And then I would hit it.

DamnYankees: Well, she does have one thing going for her. She's our hottest Press Secretary.

This. I expected Stewart to put her at the end of the "evolution of man" chart he was speaking of. She is definitely a more shapely improvement over Tony Snow, who was kind of attractive in the Sears catalog dress slacks model kind of way.

DamnYankees: Well, she does have one thing going for her. She's our hottest Press Secretary.

Well, I don't know. I think it's a toss-up between her and Pierre Salinger.

strangeguitar: Just beacuse she's sold her soul doesn't mean she can't be nice on occasion.

She was very good on "Wait, wait, don't tell me..."


Course that is where she admitted to not know what the Bay of Pigs was.

/cute only takes you so far

Stewart doesn't mock her everyday...

Daily Show is only on 4 days a week.

I watched this last night and the whole time I thought she looked nervous and you could almost see her brain thinking about the right answer when Stewart asked her a couple of tough questions, like have you ever been asked to lie.

Thank god they took this off YouTube and started hosting it themselves, I'd almost forgotten what watching video that stops and buffers every few seconds was like.

Assholes.

tallguywithglasseson: Thank god they took this off YouTube and started hosting it themselves, I'd almost forgotten what watching video that stops and buffers every few seconds was like.

Assholes.

It's not the site - its your comp. The Daily Show website has always been smooth for me, and its much higher quality than Youtube.

OH NO! SHE'LL BE MOCKED! HOW WILL SHE SURVIVE THE MOCKERY!

DamnYankees: It's not the site - its your comp. The Daily Show website has always been smooth for me, and its much higher quality than Youtube.

It's running smoothly now so it's not my "comp", and I don't have these issues with YouTube. With YouTube player and its clones you can see how far ahead your buffer is, and if needed you can go back because everything you've watched is saved locally.

Quality wise though, yes the picture is better, I'd rather have something reliable.

Jon: "The presdident said he is going to sprint to the finish.
Can you get him to run faster"?

/ zing

I'd hit it ... while mocking her.

nobozo: Jon: "The presdident said he is going to sprint to the finish.
Can you get him to run faster"?

/ zing

I laughed hard at that one. I really do wonder if Bush would come on the show. O'Reilly went on Colbert, so who knows what's possible. And they do actually pretape the shows so its not like Bush would have to be up past his bedtime :)

DamnYankees:

Well, she does have one thing going for her. She's our hottest Press Secretary.

I absolutely loath anyone and everything associated with the Bush administration - but if pressed I will admit that I have always, always had a raging crush on Dana Peroxide. I watched the show last night and ignored every stupid, dishonest thing she said - I just kept looking into those limpid eyes....

Every time I think the WH press sec can't get more craven or annoying, they do. Fleischer -> that short guy -> Snow -> Perino.

She is the ultimate. Deny deny deny. Why do the press even bother to show up and ask questions anymore?

I would hit it, and then refuse to take any further questions about hitting it.

tallguywithglasseson:
Quality wise though, yes the picture is better, I'd rather have something reliable.

How dare they want to make money off their product. Commie Nazi fascist corporate pigs!

Speaking personally, I do not find soulless women attractive.

I would hit it, faulty intelligence notwithstanding, then vehemently defend my position by saying God told me to hit it.

Twelve whore diamonds

Gorsh...she's purrty.

BMulligan: DamnYankees:

Well, she does have one thing going for her. She's our hottest Press Secretary.

I absolutely loath anyone and everything associated with the Bush administration - but if pressed I will admit that I have always, always had a raging crush on Dana Peroxide. I watched the show last night and ignored every stupid, dishonest thing she said - I just kept looking into those limpid eyes....

Sometimes even a republitard is worth a zipless fark.

SacriliciousBeerSwiller
How dare they want to make money off their product.

He said he'd rather have something reliable, he didn't insult them for making profit. TDS's flash video player is vastly inferior to that of the YouTube, and that's just a fact.

Actually she is quite a charmer. Hell I would like to see her work under Bbama's reign.

I find this video to be

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tortilla burger: I would hit it, faulty intelligence notwithstanding, then vehemently defend my position by saying God told me to hit it.

She's blond, of COURSE she has "faulty intelligence".

/Thank you, here all week.
//Try the veal.

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: How dare they want to make money off their product. Commie Nazi fascist corporate pigs!

Twat.

mrexcess: He said he'd rather have something reliable, he didn't insult them for making profit. TDS's flash video player is vastly inferior to that of the YouTube, and that's just a fact.

Exactly.

she is cute, but the whole "supporting the devil" thing makes me do a doubletake.

I can deal with crazy biatches, boring biatches, or just biatchy biatches, but i can't deal with evil biatches

/would you date a hot KBR executive?

Jon's always respectful with his guests, I'm not sure what you're expecting.

larsinio:

I can deal with crazy biatches, boring biatches, or just biatchy biatches, but i can't deal with evil biatches sharp knees

Just kidding....

She seems to be making a buck regurgitating whatever she's told. The press secretary is a spokesmodel, whooptie-frickin-doo. She's roughly on the level of the hot chicks that put on lab coats and try to sell you diet pills and weight benches. Except she probably gets paid much, much more.

I have trouble blaming her for it.

Perino getting surged. (SFW. Link b/c it's someone else's photobucket account.)

aegisalpha: She seems to be making a buck regurgitating whatever she's told. The press secretary is a spokesmodel, whooptie-frickin-doo. She's roughly on the level of the hot chicks that put on lab coats and try to sell you diet pills and weight benches. Except she probably gets paid much, much more.

I have trouble blaming her for it.

Also, they don't even tell the press secretary anything to begin with. Reading anything written by Scott McClellan in his post-press secretary days, you get the impression that the people in the position probably don't even need a security clearance. The Bush administration seems to operate under the assumption that the press secretary isn't lying if they don't tell the person in the position the truth to begin with.

mrexcess: Speaking personally, I do not find soulless women attractive.

So you're gay, then? Understandable.

Just mount her, Jon. Mount her like a lion. You know you want to.

I mean really, can't you feel the sexual tension in the air?

Anybody want to sound off about them blocking access to the Daily Show in Canada? I guess I'll have to go through a proxy server.

Relatively Obscure: mrexcess: Speaking personally, I do not find soulless women attractive.

So you're gay, then? Understandable.

Your attempt at being cute has failed you. It would have been funnier if you had said, "So how do you feel about pumps?". Instead you instulted an entire group of people.

Russ1642: Anybody want to sound off about them blocking access to the Daily Show in Canada? I guess I'll have to go through a proxy server.

Why not use the one over @ http://thecomdedynetwork.ca ?

thecomedynetwork.ca


I made a typo........

Mr. Xhin: What a cute little Nazi tool.

She actually looks sort of like the cute Nazi in Seinfeld, now that you mention it.

He definitely presses her on whether she's ever said anything she personally felt was a lie or been asked to withhold relevant information from the press. Its ridiculous she claims she hasn't.

However good PR guys, especially for politicians, are like good defense attorneys. They can actually convince themselves completely that the BS they are spouting is actually true.

No pictures?

Newbaca: Jon's always respectful with his guests, I'm not sure what you're expecting.

Exactly. He'd toss Hitler softballs if he came on the show. The reason he gets guests from across the spectrum is that they know he'll never ambush them on his own show - all bets are off if they're somewhere else. He's pretty much the opposite of Colbert in that respect.

infidelmatt: I would hit it.

And then I would hit it.

Mr. Perino may not take too highly about your efforts.

I actually think she's pretty likable, and a really good sport, as she demonstrated last night and on "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me." She doesn't make my skin crawl like the last couple of press secretaries had. And yes, she is really hot.