Floridian-American?

so Florida is actually another country now?

TJourney2: Floridian-American?

so Florida is actually another country now?

It's North Cuba.

The snark is strong with this one...

Can't we just divorce Florida?


/Virginian-American

What do you expect from a dick writing about being proud to come from a state that looks like a limp dick?

ElPresidente: What do you expect from a dick writing about being proud to come from a state that looks like a limp dick?

Actually, I think he's being sarcastic. But you really never know with those transplanted New Yorkers.

queezyweezel It's North Cuba.

Jacksonville here. It's more like South Georgia.

Yea yea!!!!11!!! elevinty

BigEd: queezyweezel It's North Cuba.

Jacksonville here. It's more like South Georgia.

We always used to refer to it as Baja Alabama.

BigEd: queezyweezel It's North Cuba.

Jacksonville here. It's more like South Georgia.



I'll buy that. Give Florida back to Argentina already.

As a Floridian, all I can add is "this is true".

Because of the vast difference in incomes in Florida, we have had
an upper class and a lower class (but don't tell them that) for years and the upper class gets their way, regardless of the law. Now this has passed into the election process on the national scene, much to Florida's disgrace.

/Like we needed to be disgraced any more

he looks more like a frustrated line dancer than a line jumper

So Hillary is from Florida?

TJourney2: Floridian-American?

so Florida is actually another country now?

Sadly, no it isn't.

US American's don't have maps...

/and such as

As a Floridian-American, I do not have to play by the rules that the majority of Americans have to follow. I do not have to wait in line. Get used to it, America." I'm functionally retarded.

FTF the Floridian-Americans

What a smashing article. Really nicely balanced. You could burn through steel with the acid.

The problem is that a lot of Floridians are ex-New Yawkers and New Jerseyers.

/You can't get a slice anywhere! Forget about it!

God damn it. God damn it. Jesus farking christ.

I cannot believe and refuse to accept that Frank Cerabino got a f*cking article greenlit on Fark.

This douchebag has one of those "You know what really grinds my gears?" columns in the paper here. He's a newspaper troll.

Instead of commenting further on the subject of Florida and all of its retarded douchebaggery, I will simply pound my head on the desk several times until I'm unconscious. It would actually be less painful.

/jesus cocksucking christ, I have got to get out of this "state".
//DIAF, submitter

Oh, and before I give myself severe head trauma, let me also add that for extra fun, we get to see a video of Frank and his asshattery prior to every movie shown at the local theater, during a pre-trailer commercial for the Palm Beach Post.

/coma, here I come

Florida should be allowed to vote six or seven times.
These things take several trials. First we all vote for Pat Buchanan, then we vote for McCain, then for Hillary, then the courts need to be involved, then we recount, then re-vote then repeat.

DuncanMhor: The snark is strong with this one...

This - painfully obvious who didn't RTFA.

cubsfan07: God damn it. God damn it. Jesus farking christ.

I cannot believe and refuse to accept that Frank Cerabino got a f*cking article greenlit on Fark.

This douchebag has one of those "You know what really grinds my gears?" columns in the paper here. He's a newspaper troll.

Instead of commenting further on the subject of Florida and all of its retarded douchebaggery, I will simply pound my head on the desk several times until I'm unconscious. It would actually be less painful.

/jesus cocksucking christ, I have got to get out of this "state".
//DIAF, submitter

This. I read the headline, saw the source, and without going to the article, said, "Yep, that's probably Frank Cerabino".

/Stuart resident here
//where you at?

FTFA: The Florida Democratic Party - the same group of line-jumping enthusiasts whose actions made our votes not count the first time - wants to run the revote.

This is like getting a knock on the door from the guy who mugged you, but this time he's asking you to join the neighborhood crime watch.

Excellent.

Sorry Florida, you farked up another election and it's time you dealt with the consequences for once.

As a Floridian I apologize on the states behalf for their ass-hattery. We screwed up and we don't want to accept the punishment. Please don't ever let us vote in another election ever again. 2000, 2004 and all the people we send to Washington; can you tell most of us have no idea what the hell we are doing? It is moments like this that make me ashamed to be born and raised in Florida, I am sorry. Once again on behalf of all dumb ass Floridians we are sorry, please take away all voting rights, immediately.

Sincerely,
Masiahjo

/P.S. We are extremely sorry for the future mess that is Rhonda Storms. If you don't know her now you will soon.

This guy looks like what you'd get if you crossbred Steve Martin and Ralph Nader.

Florida vote should count. Millions turned out, all canidates were listed on the ballot. National democrats should not have punished Florida in the first place. Michigan yes.

McManus_brothers: This. I read the headline, saw the source, and without going to the article, said, "Yep, that's probably Frank Cerabino".

/Stuart resident here
//where you at?


Working in Pompano not far from Mt. Trashmore, but live in West Boca, where there are Long Island transient malcontents and lip-injected whorish trophy wives as far as the eye can see.

/nice username
//one-way ticket outta here, please

seabass242: Florida vote should count. Millions turned out, all canidates were listed on the ballot. National democrats should not have punished Florida in the first place. Michigan yes.

If only there were some rules to govern this.

ThatGuyGreg: DuncanMhor: The snark is strong with this one...

This - painfully obvious who didn't RTFA.

I also came here to say, "This." After I RTFA, I think my sarcasm meter broke.

Ed Finnerty: seabass242: Florida vote should count. Millions turned out, all canidates were listed on the ballot. National democrats should not have punished Florida in the first place. Michigan yes.

If only there were some rules to govern this.

I know there are rules. Florida republicans got the primary moved up, and national democrats punished the Florida democrats for it.

All I am saying is that the national party screwed up, and the people still wanted to be heard.

Let Florida stand and maybe do some type of revote in Michigan. Obama will wipe the floor with Hillary there.

seabass242: All I am saying is that the national party screwed up

If by screwed up you mean "did what they said they would do", then yeah, sure.

The black guy is gonna loose.

bringbackwhatshappening: The black guy is gonna loose.

seabass242: Ed Finnerty: seabass242: Florida vote should count. Millions turned out, all canidates were listed on the ballot. National democrats should not have punished Florida in the first place. Michigan yes.

If only there were some rules to govern this.

I know there are rules. Florida republicans got the primary moved up, and national democrats punished the Florida democrats for it.

All I am saying is that the national party screwed up, and the people still wanted to be heard.

Let Florida stand and maybe do some type of revote in Michigan. Obama will wipe the floor with Hillary there.

Yeah, and the Dems really fought against it, now, didn't they?

The article was satirical. You'd think fark readers would get that.


/not very good satire, i'll give you that

seabass242: I know there are rules. Florida republicans got the primary moved up, and national democrats punished the Florida democrats for it.

Florida republicans AND democrats got the primary moved up.

If state democrats had complained and protested and perhaps, y'know, not voted to move the primary up then I'd have some sympathy for them.

All I am saying is that the national party screwed up, and the people still wanted to be heard.

The national party established rules that the state party agreed to and then ignored. Hmmm...doesn't sound to me like its the national party that screwed up.

Let Florida stand and maybe do some type of revote in Michigan. Obama will wipe the floor with Hillary there.

I say redo both or redo neither and leave them out.

seabass242: I know there are rules. Florida republicans got the primary moved up, and national democrats punished the Florida democrats for it.

All I am saying is that the national party screwed up, and the people still wanted to be heard.

Let Florida stand and maybe do some type of revote in Michigan. Obama will wipe the floor with Hillary there.

So Florida should be allowed to continue as is because you broke the rules more blatantly?

sfl: The article was satirical. You'd think fark readers would get that.


/not very good satire, i'll give you that

Tell that to the retirees who moved down here. Thats not too far off from what they feel.

/in Ocala.
//Not exactly North Cuba, not South Georgia.
///True Floridians baby!

cubsfan07: bringbackwhatshappening: The black guy is gonna loose.

That picture was like being punched in the eyes.

sfl: The article was satirical. You'd think fark readers would get that RTFA.


Didn't fix that at all for anybody.

The article was satire. The writer was being sarcastic but he he accurately portrayed how many Floridians think.

Florida's vote will count as soon as they vote for Obama, and it isn't a practice

seabass242:

If you want a re-vote in FL I'm fine with that. Letting votes stand as is seems foolish due to Hillary's "private fund raising events" that definitely were not campaigning.

Nemo's Brother: The article was satire. The writer was being sarcastic but he he accurately portrayed how many Floridians Retirees think.

FTFY.

hahahaha President Hillary Clinton!!

SAY IT!!!



/this is going to suck

cubsfan07: Working in Pompano not far from Mt. Trashmore, but live in West Boca, where there are Long Island transient malcontents and lip-injected whorish trophy wives as far as the eye can see.

That's the most apt description of West Boca that I've ever heard.

seabass242: All I am saying is that the national party screwed up, and the people still wanted to be heard.

If Florida's votes stand as they are, the national party loses its ability to enforce the rules. Other states will move their primaries up as far as possible with the knowledge there will be no real consequences.

I'm willing to vote again or just accept that the delegates won't count. Seating the delegates as they were apportioned in January is simply not good for the party's future. It's trying to be portrayed as disenfrachisement, but parties set their own rules and can choose delegates as they see fit. It's not like a normal election where the government guarantees citizens the right to vote. Democratic (and Republican) voters do not have any legally guaranteed right to participate in their party's nominating process. To pretend otherwise is merely an attempt to frame the debate in a dishonest manner.

All that having been said, Obama wins this race under any reasonable scenario. Clinton will not make any significant gains in delegates won from here on out. Any gains in PA will not be significant and will be wiped out by NC and other Obama wins. If it goes all the way to the convention, Clinton will have to convince the vast majority of the remaining uncommitted superdelegates to support her. That simply won't happen unless Obama starts eating children on live television.