Please don't link directly to his site. It only encourages him.

Hey wait. How'd I get in Ann Coulter's article?

/checks article.

Whew! It was a different frenzied masturbator.

She's gotta cut back on whatever she's takin' and get a hold of some of Rush's stash.

Ok, if you're paying thousands of dollars for a high-end hooker, you sure as hell aren't going to be masturbating.

And I find this scandal far funnier than Bill's.
But maybe that's just because I'm paying more attention

She manages to somehow involve Karl Marx in a sex scandal too.

Poor Ann, Romney's out of the race, and Hillary's not doing very well either. I guess she can spend the next 8 years masturbating on Regan's grave.

This guy's a professional troll. He does what Hellbent_for_Mighty_Lord_Afternoon_Dog_Baltimore_Delight does, only for a wider and more gullible audience.

Shouldn't she be out campaigning for Hillary?

This from one of the most UNfarkable women in America.

AtikuX: She manages to somehow involve Karl Marx in a sex scandal too.

Poor Ann, Romney's out of the race, and Hillary's not doing very well either. I guess she can spend the next 8 years masturbating on Regan's grave.

I think you mean McCarthy's grave.

Latest Ann Coulter column manages to combine pimps, Paris Hilton, frenzied masturbator and Monica Lewinsky into one article on Spitzer

Ta da!

Meanwhile, if she turned to whoring of a different kind, she'd be at best a .5 whore diamond whore.

Crazy is still crazy.

Ann Coulter: Eliot Spitzer was the golden boy with an absolutely charmed life. His parents were the children of Jewish immigrants, who created a Ralph Lauren lifestyle for their children....Let's just be thankful that there's no anti-Semitic expression for Jews haggling about money.

Go on, Ann. You know you want to go there........

/Really tired of her and her racist bullshiat

Sir Vanderhoot: And I find this scandal far funnier than Bill's.
But maybe that's just because I'm paying more attention

I do too. I think it's because the news folks keep saying "high priced prostitutes" and you can tell that some of them find it funny too.

Ignore her, she's just jealous because she can never be a high-priced female prostitute.

However, take her skinny ass down to LaBrea and Santa Monica, she might make it as a low-rent boy hooker.

Latest Ann Coulter column manages to combine pimps, Paris Hilton, frenzied masturbator and Monica Lewinsky into one article on Spitzer

*Opens Letter*
The Aristocrats!

Heffaloo: Please don't link directly to his site. It only encourages him.

I see what you did there.

lajimi: This from one of the most UNfarkable women in America.

Thank Jebus for a good old-fashioned hetero Democratic scandal.

Wow, I realized that I haven't ever read anything by Ann Coulter until now. Her writing style is atrocious. This is easily one of the most poorly written articles I have ever seen. It seems like she is trying diligently to seem intelligent and funny, and failing on both counts.

mtb9000: Wow, I realized that I haven't ever read anything by Ann Coulter until now. Her writing style is atrocious. This is easily one of the most poorly written articles I have ever seen. It seems like she is trying diligently to seem intelligent and funny, and failing on both counts.

She used to actually have points that could be argued, so her vitriol seemed pointed. Now she just waits for any event that she can make as much noise as possible, knowing that the people that eat her shiat up aren't really paying attention to the message, and are happy feeling superior because she busted on the other guys. Ann is like the Dennis Miller of hate speech.

6.5/10 - she seemed to be pushing it when she was talking about how Spitzer could never show his face again, obviously underestimating how quickly people lose interest. She got me back to wanting to punch her in the adam's apple when talking about whores and drugs.

I'm surprised there aren't any Farkers out there trying to usurp Ann Coulter's spot as the world's greatest troll. There's certainly more talent here and a much wider view of reality, thus more trolling material.

FTA: Behold the "victimless" crime of prostitution. Hard to believe these girls would turn to drugs. Having sex with strangers for money, nothing to live for ... just thinking about it makes me want to take drugs.

Wait... is she saying that she wants to be a whore?

mtb9000: Wow, I realized that I haven't ever read anything by Ann Coulter until now. Her writing style is atrocious. This is easily one of the most poorly written articles I have ever seen. It seems like she is trying diligently to seem intelligent and funny, and failing on both counts.

I came in to say this. She gets paid to write heavy handed shiat like this:

"One shudders to imagine the sepulchral gloom pervading the Spitzer home this week."

You're trying too hard, Mr. Coulter.

And now Spitzer's entire anal-retentive, good paper-writing life has collapsed in the horrifying image of a frenzied masturbator. This is the most complete coup de grace imaginable, short of an assassin's bullet.

The batshiat crazy is strong with this one.

That thing is a writer?

Didn't RTFA and have no intention to, but of those of you who did, I am curious. Did it (meaning Coulter) mention Rush Limbaugh's bust for having black market Viagra on him upon his return from the sex-vacation destination of Dominican Republic? Huh? Of course, veryone knows that the stuff probably wasn't for himself, but for the 12 year old boys he was going to visit. Was any of that in it's article?

siva:
I'm surprised there aren't any Farkers out there trying to usurp Ann Coulter's spot as the world's greatest troll.

Trolling Fark is practically a full-time job, trolling a whole country like she does requires a clone army of Ann's, all furiously hammering away at their word processors in an insane attempt to generate the perfect troll. Alas, even that approach is slipping lately, she is just blithering.

As Talleyrand said: "It's worse than a crime; it's a blunder."

Oh, oh, she almost has a point...

Forget about his career -- those around him better have him on suicide watch. Dudley Do-Right is on tape in a white-knuckle negotiation with pimps about payment for a prostitute. (Let's just be thankful that there's no anti-Semitic expression for Jews haggling about money.)

Aaaand she blows it. Thanks for showing up, Ann.

OK, why does anyone even bother to read the Coultergeist? "Blah blah blah liberals blah blah blah blah blah liberals blah blah liberals blah liberals blah blah blah blah liberals blah blah...."

/NGTRTFA

Coulter is still around? Wow, that's surprising...

Actually I thought that was one of her better rants.

I think some of you bring way too much pre-judging to her stuff.

Coulter, you above anyone else are guilty of abusing and misusing the word "liberal" as a catch-all phrase for anything you, personally, don't like or agree with to the point where it has lost all objective meaning in the national vernacular.

You have lost your ability to intimidate with that word, woman.

You are a one-trick pony for a trick everyone now knows the secret of.

It's over.

Goodbye.

How dose getting a hummer from an intern compare to buying a high priced hooker?

Thats like comparing stealing a candy bar from a 7-11 too...

Cutting the clerks face off and using it as a condom to fark his mother.

/wow
//I just made myself a little sick.