Dr. Laura is right, ladies. Always give your man a BJ before he heads out to work or at the very least a hand job. As my grandmother used to say, "An orgasm a day and you man will not stray".

Who gives a sh*t what Dr. Laura thinks anymore.

I thought the Red Cross denied her access to feeding on fresh blood and she died.

I see. So, when Dr. Laura had an affair with the married Bill Ballance, it was his wife's fault??

Lorelle: I see. So, when Dr. Laura had an affair with the married Bill Ballance, it was his wife's fault??

Sure. Mrs. Ballance wouldn't give up teh buttsecks, so we can logically infer...

God, I loathe her.

Nabb1: Sure. Mrs. Ballance wouldn't give up teh buttsecks, so we can logically infer...

I went looking for an NSFW pic of Dr. Laura to link here, and found that Ballance wasn't married, SHE was. Apparently her husband wasn't satisfying her, and so she turned to a guy 30 years older than her.

LEAVE BRITNEY KRISTEN ALONE!

...does Dr. Laura think...

Should have stopped right there.

She should have known better, she should have stayed the 23 year old nympho cum guzzling queen her husband wanted. Taking it in the pooper wouldn't have hurt either, well, maybe just a little.

It very well could be. One of the reasons people cheat is because they aren't getting what they "need" from their SO. Expecially when it comes to sex. Just because this woman is the victim of adultry doesn't mean she didn't play any part in driving him to it.

Expecially = Especially

Does she think that Spitzer's "relationship" with Kristin has anything at all to do with sex? It's all about power. The guy's the freakin governor. He doesn't need to pay $5K just to get laid.

I dunno... Dupree looks like she's worth 5G's.

but if a man had said this.....

Lurking Fear: I dunno... Dupree looks like she's worth 5G's.

Ha!

Everyone was wondering what $5500 would get you when the news broke.

If I was a Jet Set & had that kinda cash handy, yea ... I can definitely see myself shelling that out for this piece d'arse ~

And who's fault was it when Dr. Laura cheated on her first husband, broke up the marriage of the man who became her second husband? (pops)

Earguy: And who's fault was it when Dr. Laura cheated on her first husband, broke up the marriage of the man who became her second husband? (pops)

Lesbian Devil-Worshiping Biker Chicks?

kidsizedcoffin: Lesbian Devil-Worshiping Biker Chicks?

With pink pistols!

This song's called Limp Wrist vs Dr Laura, uh huh
Now we have a problem with you, you're not even a real doctor
You and your fake ass degrees talkin so much shiat for us queers
Well let me tell you something Laura
We are livin
If Limp Wrist ever crosses your path, It's over
That's right girl

Oh girl you're such a mess
You've put the wrist to the test
We're tired of your talk show
Hate sex isn't only to procreate

HEY LAURA WE'RE PISSED
WATCH OUT! WE'RE PISSED

So you think us queers are sick
You better cling onto your morals
Cuz you're about to get licked
Our sister punks are combing the streets
They're gonna put your bullshiat under their feet

HEY LAURA WE'RE PISSED
WATCH OUT! WE'RE PISSED
YOU ARE OVAH!

Mrs. Spitzer needs a visit from Dr. Goodsex who will teach her how to get her hubby to climax faster so he can get on with his busy day.

/anyone?

I came here to say:

Dr. Laura is a coont.

That is all.

I always tell my wife to keep my stomach full and my balls empty, and I'll never stray. Of course, I expect to be killed in my sleep at some point.

rocinante721: Lurking Fear: I dunno... Dupree looks like she's worth 5G's.

Ha!

Everyone was wondering what $5500 would get you when the news broke.

If I was a Jet Set & had that kinda cash handy, yea ... I can definitely see myself shelling that out for this piece d'arse ~

Akshully, it was only $4300. Spitzer cheaped out. He did spend a total of $80k, though.

I would not take advice on sex, relationships, or anything related to arousal or attraction from anyone resembling Dr. Laura. Come on, she looks like some wrinkly bog creature.

/spitzer's hooker, on the other hand...
//make that 'on the other fist'

Chaim Witz
I always tell my wife to keep my stomach full and my balls empty, and I'll never stray. Of course, I expect to be killed in my sleep at some point.

This.

One day I too will be stabbed in my sleep.

Lorelle: I went looking for an NSFW pic of Dr. Laura to link here

Why do you hate us so?

Arthur Jumbles: Dr. Laura is right, ladies. Always give your man a BJ before he heads out to work or at the very least a hand job. As my grandmother used to say, "An orgasm a day and you man will not stray".

I find it a little disturbing that your grandmother is telling you stuff like that.

I wonder what strange beast we'd get if Dr. Laura and Dr. Phil mated...

I want to hear her say STRUDEL when I stick it in her pooper.

/strudel
//STRUDEL
///STRUDEL!

Like most Total Farkers, I blame Bush.

I had better examine Mr. Atomic's brow ridge and cheekbones when I get home.

okami36: I wonder what strange beast we'd get if Dr. Laura and Dr. Phil mated...

Dr. Phlaura



/shudders

BobtheFascist
It very well could be. One of the reasons people cheat is because they aren't getting what they "need" from their SO. Expecially when it comes to sex. Just because this woman is the victim of adultry doesn't mean she didn't play any part in driving him to it.

Yeah!
I'm gonna try that line when I get home tonight!
I'm just gonna march right up to my wife and say:

Honey, I love you soooo much, lemme rub your feet? Can I chew these corns too while I'm down there?

/yes, you're right, I only want to live

CtrlAltDelete: Who gives a sh*t what Dr. Laura thinks anymore.

I came here to say this.

Dr. Laura may think she has whatever credentials to make these determinations, but I think it's safe to say that people take her little edicts about as seriously as the gossipmonger old bats at Tupperware parties.

Arthur Jumbles: Dr. Laura is right, ladies. Always give your man a BJ before he heads out to work or at the very least a hand job. As my grandmother used to say, "An orgasm a day and you man will not stray".

I find it a little hot that your grandmother is telling you stuff like that.

You know, I thought Dr.Laura stopped giving advice after those pictures of her and her bushy beaver came to light.

Is that loveless harpy still alive?

Dr. Whorea is really a man.

" DR " Laura has allready proven herself a nazi

I came here to say:

Dr. Laura is a coont.

That is all.

dis baby, dis

He should have kept his pimp hand strong.

I know, having sex with dirty whores is a way better solution than talking things out with your wife... you know, that person you married and promised to love and to cherish... To honor and to hold... for better for worse? You were thinking of that person the whole time, right?

Worse than the fact Democrats are ignoring this one, is the fact he is a sick pervert and his betrayed his wife in a most shocking manner. I feel bad for her.

Oooops, I was thinking Dr. Ruth.

STRUDEL! (new window)

I always pull this out when my wife is being "frigid"

"I'm Mr.Spitzer and I am my whore's John."

Well, women ALWAYS blame their men when they themselves cheat.

BobtheFascist: It very well could be. One of the reasons people cheat is because they aren't getting what they "need" from their SO. Expecially when it comes to sex. Just because this woman is the victim of adultry doesn't mean she didn't play any part in driving him to it.

Fail. You're not happy in your marriage? Get a divorce THEN fark high priced hookers.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Men are powerless against the pussy. Vaginas are evil! See, Eve had a vagina and she got poor innocent Adam tossed out of Eden.

Burkas for everyone. It's the only way to save men!