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(Huffington Post) Dumbass Who does Dr. Laura think is at fault for Spitzer having sexual relations with that woman, Kristen the wannabe singer? Well, Mrs. Spitzer, of course   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 433
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Arthur Jumbles [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 02:52:31 PM  
Dr. Laura is right, ladies. Always give your man a BJ before he heads out to work or at the very least a hand job. As my grandmother used to say, "An orgasm a day and you man will not stray".

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 02:57:25 PM  
Who gives a sh*t what Dr. Laura thinks anymore.

I thought the Red Cross denied her access to feeding on fresh blood and she died.

 
Lorelle [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 02:59:25 PM  
I see. So, when Dr. Laura had an affair with the married Bill Ballance, it was his wife's fault??

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 03:03:42 PM  
Lorelle: I see. So, when Dr. Laura had an affair with the married Bill Ballance, it was his wife's fault??

Sure. Mrs. Ballance wouldn't give up teh buttsecks, so we can logically infer...

 
JJ Money 2008-03-13 03:13:28 PM  
God, I loathe her.

 
Lorelle [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 03:44:59 PM  
Nabb1: Sure. Mrs. Ballance wouldn't give up teh buttsecks, so we can logically infer...

I went looking for an NSFW pic of Dr. Laura to link here, and found that Ballance wasn't married, SHE was. Apparently her husband wasn't satisfying her, and so she turned to a guy 30 years older than her.

 
433 [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 03:54:01 PM  
LEAVE BRITNEY KRISTEN ALONE!

 
2wolves 2008-03-13 03:54:29 PM  
...does Dr. Laura think...

Should have stopped right there.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-03-13 03:55:44 PM  
She should have known better, she should have stayed the 23 year old nympho cum guzzling queen her husband wanted. Taking it in the pooper wouldn't have hurt either, well, maybe just a little.

 
BobtheFascist 2008-03-13 03:56:23 PM  
It very well could be. One of the reasons people cheat is because they aren't getting what they "need" from their SO. Expecially when it comes to sex. Just because this woman is the victim of adultry doesn't mean she didn't play any part in driving him to it.

 
BobtheFascist 2008-03-13 03:57:16 PM  
Expecially = Especially

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 04:09:54 PM  
Does she think that Spitzer's "relationship" with Kristin has anything at all to do with sex? It's all about power. The guy's the freakin governor. He doesn't need to pay $5K just to get laid.

 
Lurking Fear 2008-03-13 04:12:59 PM  
I dunno... Dupree looks like she's worth 5G's.

 
GoGoGo [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 04:19:48 PM  
but if a man had said this.....

 
rocinante721 2008-03-13 04:21:34 PM  
Lurking Fear: I dunno... Dupree looks like she's worth 5G's.

Ha!

Everyone was wondering what $5500 would get you when the news broke.

If I was a Jet Set & had that kinda cash handy, yea ... I can definitely see myself shelling that out for this piece d'arse ~

www.thesmokinggun.com

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 04:49:42 PM  

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-03-13 05:00:32 PM  
Earguy: And who's fault was it when Dr. Laura cheated on her first husband, broke up the marriage of the man who became her second husband? (pops)

Lesbian Devil-Worshiping Biker Chicks?

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 05:25:28 PM  
kidsizedcoffin: Lesbian Devil-Worshiping Biker Chicks?

With pink pistols!

 
Lars The Canadian Viking 2008-03-13 05:39:35 PM  
This song's called Limp Wrist vs Dr Laura, uh huh
Now we have a problem with you, you're not even a real doctor
You and your fake ass degrees talkin so much shiat for us queers
Well let me tell you something Laura
We are livin
If Limp Wrist ever crosses your path, It's over
That's right girl

Oh girl you're such a mess
You've put the wrist to the test
We're tired of your talk show
Hate sex isn't only to procreate

HEY LAURA WE'RE PISSED
WATCH OUT! WE'RE PISSED

So you think us queers are sick
You better cling onto your morals
Cuz you're about to get licked
Our sister punks are combing the streets
They're gonna put your bullshiat under their feet

HEY LAURA WE'RE PISSED
WATCH OUT! WE'RE PISSED
YOU ARE OVAH!

 
toejam 2008-03-13 05:40:46 PM  
Mrs. Spitzer needs a visit from Dr. Goodsex who will teach her how to get her hubby to climax faster so he can get on with his busy day.

/anyone?

 
phyx 2008-03-13 05:41:03 PM  
I came here to say:

Dr. Laura is a coont.

That is all.

 
Chaim Witz 2008-03-13 05:41:13 PM  
I always tell my wife to keep my stomach full and my balls empty, and I'll never stray. Of course, I expect to be killed in my sleep at some point.

 
kberry 2008-03-13 05:42:33 PM  
rocinante721: Lurking Fear: I dunno... Dupree looks like she's worth 5G's.

Ha!

Everyone was wondering what $5500 would get you when the news broke.

If I was a Jet Set & had that kinda cash handy, yea ... I can definitely see myself shelling that out for this piece d'arse ~


Akshully, it was only $4300. Spitzer cheaped out. He did spend a total of $80k, though.

 
The Grinch 2008-03-13 05:42:45 PM  
I would not take advice on sex, relationships, or anything related to arousal or attraction from anyone resembling Dr. Laura. Come on, she looks like some wrinkly bog creature.

/spitzer's hooker, on the other hand...
//make that 'on the other fist'

 
Vman 2008-03-13 05:43:21 PM  
Chaim Witz
I always tell my wife to keep my stomach full and my balls empty, and I'll never stray. Of course, I expect to be killed in my sleep at some point.

This.

One day I too will be stabbed in my sleep.

 
Fart_Machine 2008-03-13 05:43:48 PM  
Lorelle: I went looking for an NSFW pic of Dr. Laura to link here

Why do you hate us so?

 
tortilla burger 2008-03-13 05:43:51 PM  
Arthur Jumbles: Dr. Laura is right, ladies. Always give your man a BJ before he heads out to work or at the very least a hand job. As my grandmother used to say, "An orgasm a day and you man will not stray".

I find it a little disturbing that your grandmother is telling you stuff like that.

 
okami36 2008-03-13 05:44:22 PM  
I wonder what strange beast we'd get if Dr. Laura and Dr. Phil mated...

 
DarnoKonrad 2008-03-13 05:44:54 PM  
img229.imageshack.us

 
gorgor 2008-03-13 05:45:16 PM  
I want to hear her say STRUDEL when I stick it in her pooper.

/strudel
//STRUDEL
///STRUDEL!

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-03-13 05:45:18 PM  
Like most Total Farkers, I blame Bush.

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 05:45:41 PM  
I had better examine Mr. Atomic's brow ridge and cheekbones when I get home.

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-03-13 05:45:45 PM  
okami36: I wonder what strange beast we'd get if Dr. Laura and Dr. Phil mated...

Dr. Phlaura



/shudders

 
tinyarena 2008-03-13 05:46:04 PM  
BobtheFascist
It very well could be. One of the reasons people cheat is because they aren't getting what they "need" from their SO. Expecially when it comes to sex. Just because this woman is the victim of adultry doesn't mean she didn't play any part in driving him to it.

Yeah!
I'm gonna try that line when I get home tonight!
I'm just gonna march right up to my wife and say:

Honey, I love you soooo much, lemme rub your feet? Can I chew these corns too while I'm down there?

/yes, you're right, I only want to live

 
zymurgist 2008-03-13 05:46:35 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: Who gives a sh*t what Dr. Laura thinks anymore.

I came here to say this.

 
feralbaby 2008-03-13 05:46:48 PM  
Dr. Laura may think she has whatever credentials to make these determinations, but I think it's safe to say that people take her little edicts about as seriously as the gossipmonger old bats at Tupperware parties.

 
Badoozie [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 05:47:08 PM  
Arthur Jumbles: Dr. Laura is right, ladies. Always give your man a BJ before he heads out to work or at the very least a hand job. As my grandmother used to say, "An orgasm a day and you man will not stray".

I find it a little hot that your grandmother is telling you stuff like that.

 
rbaron71 [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 05:47:24 PM  
You know, I thought Dr.Laura stopped giving advice after those pictures of her and her bushy beaver came to light.

 
carmody 2008-03-13 05:47:27 PM  
Is that loveless harpy still alive?

 
ScottMpls 2008-03-13 05:47:28 PM  
Dr. Whorea is really a man.

 
pope183 2008-03-13 05:47:50 PM  
" DR " Laura has allready proven herself a nazi

 
manwithdaplan 2008-03-13 05:48:58 PM  
I came here to say:

Dr. Laura is a coont.

That is all.


dis baby, dis

 
mreuther 2008-03-13 05:49:15 PM  
i11.photobucket.com
He should have kept his pimp hand strong.

 
xkillyourfacex 2008-03-13 05:49:53 PM  
I know, having sex with dirty whores is a way better solution than talking things out with your wife... you know, that person you married and promised to love and to cherish... To honor and to hold... for better for worse? You were thinking of that person the whole time, right?

Worse than the fact Democrats are ignoring this one, is the fact he is a sick pervert and his betrayed his wife in a most shocking manner. I feel bad for her.

 
gorgor 2008-03-13 05:49:56 PM  
Oooops, I was thinking Dr. Ruth.

STRUDEL! (new window)

 
Psumek 2008-03-13 05:50:10 PM  
I always pull this out when my wife is being "frigid"

j-walk.com

 
SaintAwesome 2008-03-13 05:50:18 PM  
"I'm Mr.Spitzer and I am my whore's John."

 
BrotherTheodore 2008-03-13 05:50:31 PM  
Well, women ALWAYS blame their men when they themselves cheat.

 
Jae0o0 2008-03-13 05:51:08 PM  
BobtheFascist: It very well could be. One of the reasons people cheat is because they aren't getting what they "need" from their SO. Expecially when it comes to sex. Just because this woman is the victim of adultry doesn't mean she didn't play any part in driving him to it.

Fail. You're not happy in your marriage? Get a divorce THEN fark high priced hookers.

 
ToxicMunkee [TotalFark] 2008-03-13 05:51:35 PM  
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Men are powerless against the pussy. Vaginas are evil! See, Eve had a vagina and she got poor innocent Adam tossed out of Eden.

Burkas for everyone. It's the only way to save men!

 
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