Work harder little masochist. Keep trying to cut, suck, pluck, inject, implant, grind, wax, and peal your way into our hearts. Trade us a pound of flesh for botox, collagen, silicone, and plastic and we may just love you.

Aslee? Related to Brucelee? Or Brandonlee??

Just curious...

Peter: "You wouldn't have sex with her, would ya?"
Brian: "Oh yeah, I would."
Peter: "Really?"
Brian: "Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I would do everything to her, I don't care what she looks like. I would wreck that chick."
Peter: "Well, you are a trooper."

And...introducing...jessica simpson's sister. my name is ashley. ya, whatever, like i said...jessica simpson's sister.

WTF does she have to do with music???

"I was already sooo beautiful, and now I admire myself even more."

she has to make herself look more like Jessica so daddy will love her too .. he wouldn't let her wear the "little" shorts

I would FARK
HER
But only a couple times

She was hotter before the nosejob, but I'd still hit it.

And as a bonus, she can't sing when your cack is in her mouth. Win-win

she needs more than just a nosejob to be good-looking. ughhh

You still here?

Ashlee Simpson is a musician? Who knew?!

for those of us not interested in just a nose...



this and a bottle of chocolate syrup should take care of my needs for a while.

She has plastic Boobies?

/not complainin'
//fap fap fap

TownDrunk: WTF does she have to do with music???

Remember that one time, when she had a solo career? Then, it kinda tanked after she farked up on SNL. And got booed off the field at some football halftime show.

/would hit it like this
//would hit it like that
///would hit it with a Wiffle ball bat

If she thinks she's just too good looking, then she should scar her face and give all the other ladies a chance. You know...like Cheech did...

Her career just never took off as a blond or a brunette, but now that she has gone redhead, the sky is the limit! Who needs to be able to sing. It's all about image.

still average looking, untalented, and pathetic.

waste of perfectly good money.

^2

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never said i wouldn't do her.

oh. i see what you did there?

/baked.