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(NYPost) NewsFlash Spitzer will pull out within the hour, or around $4900 from now   (nypost.com) divider line 217
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grahamfw 2008-03-12 09:05:14 AM  
+1

 
My Liver Hurts 2008-03-12 09:10:13 AM  
Hrmm... This one has the funny headline, but the other one has the hilarious pic.

I'm torn.

 
cwick [TotalFark] 2008-03-12 09:11:45 AM  
I chuckled. +1

 
Mediocre-Photoshops-Incorporated 2008-03-12 09:29:37 AM  
can I subscribe to your newsletter, subby?

+1

 
40below [TotalFark] 2008-03-12 09:30:36 AM  
Nice headline.

 
Elvis_Bogart [TotalFark] 2008-03-12 09:33:13 AM  
Subby, FTW!

 
joethorne. 2008-03-12 09:33:40 AM  
*golf clap*

 
xooxox 2008-03-12 09:33:46 AM  
I was about to submit:

Spitzer to Quitzer.Penis.

 
cubsfan07 2008-03-12 09:33:55 AM  
img89.imageshack.us

 
Eddy Gurge [TotalFark] 2008-03-12 09:33:58 AM  
Nice!

 
My Liver Hurts 2008-03-12 09:34:01 AM  
img183.imageshack.us

PROUD

 
Disgruntled Postal Worker 2008-03-12 09:34:11 AM  
I wonder if he had to pay more for a swallower instead of a spitzer?

 
Mad Scientist 2008-03-12 09:34:16 AM  
Headline gave me first laugh of the day. Well done, subby.

 
Software2 2008-03-12 09:35:22 AM  
I'm sorry... I keep seeing all these headlines about this Spitzer guy, but I don't care to spend time RTFA. Just answer me this: why should I care?

 
Omnivorous 2008-03-12 09:35:28 AM  
You wouldn't be referring to Client #9 by any chance, would you?

 
Yossarian22 2008-03-12 09:35:36 AM  
You know what FARK needs?

More Spitzer.


/Its like March 11th all over again.

 
Asclepius [TotalFark] 2008-03-12 09:35:36 AM  
Stay classy New York!

 
dc-kid 2008-03-12 09:35:42 AM  
pics or it never happened

/shut up, it was at least a try

 
Reverend J 2008-03-12 09:35:56 AM  
*golf clap*

Well done, sir.

 
ScottMpls 2008-03-12 09:36:03 AM  
He's going to the gym in 26 minutes ...

/love the headline

 
xooxox 2008-03-12 09:36:36 AM  
cubsfan07 - I like the cut of your jib. Can I subscribe to your Spitzerletter?

 
Crispy_Bacon 2008-03-12 09:37:08 AM  
NY will get it's first blind mayor. Yay!

 
MinnesotaJack 2008-03-12 09:37:11 AM  
www.ny.gov

 
LiebeMachtFrei 2008-03-12 09:37:30 AM  
Who is this spitzer guy, why is everyone so worked up about him?

storm.elxx.net

 
sparky1013 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-12 09:37:30 AM  
i'm gonna go over to the governor's mansion today and ask about renting the place...

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-03-12 09:37:58 AM  
Spitzer splitz; Spitzer swallows pride, resigns

 
nemecizer 2008-03-12 09:38:44 AM  
Crispy_Bacon: NY will get it's first blind mayor. Yay!

That's governor.

Good riddance to Spitzer. What a schmuck. What a schlemiel. What a putz. Oy!

 
Yossarian22 2008-03-12 09:39:35 AM  
Software2: I'm sorry... I keep seeing all these headlines about this Spitzer guy, but I don't care to spend time RTFA. Just answer me this: why should I care?

Because Spitzer, and his ilk of rich and powerful men, are driving up the price of quality top shelf pussy which is sure to trickle down to the common man. $25 Blow Jobs will crumble in negotiation with even the most horrid biatches now escalating their prices.
i216.photobucket.com

 
sirgrim [TotalFark] 2008-03-12 09:39:35 AM  
Good morning america is interviewing hookers today. Oops. Call girls. Oops. Escorts. Naw, hookers. The last one said he should resign.

 
Telos 2008-03-12 09:39:55 AM  
This is kind of a bummer. Apparently he was about to pass some legislation which gave raises to all state employees. My mom is a state employee and could really have used the money.

Anyone mind of I go ahead and blame Christians for this? I mean, I doubt most atheists care who he screws at night...

 
Dr_luckyz 2008-03-12 09:39:56 AM  
I give this headline 5 whore diamonds

 
johnnyrocket 2008-03-12 09:40:13 AM  
For Republicans, it has to be little boys to get ousted.

wwwimage.cbsnews.com

 
Quel [TotalFark] 2008-03-12 09:40:17 AM  
Awesome.

 
wallytacker 2008-03-12 09:40:32 AM  
Best headline I've seen in a while!

 
clevershark 2008-03-12 09:40:44 AM  
We're still going to see another 10 or so Spitzer headlines on Fark today...

 
blkhwk86 2008-03-12 09:41:32 AM  
He's probably just like all the airlines and pulls out late.

/wonders how many illegit kids he has

 
squealie 2008-03-12 09:42:42 AM  
He's Spitz! He scored! He's outta there!
/nuthin
//still trying to come to terms with existence of $5k-per-hr hookers

 
20/20 2008-03-12 09:42:51 AM  
Any guy who even remotely entertains the idea of paying $5,000 an hour for poon should be removed from society.

(and receive a collectively kick in the junk)

 
Hawthorne Wingnut 2008-03-12 09:42:58 AM  
still waiting for Vitter and Craig to resign.....oh yeah that wont happen.

/thinks Spitzer should resign
//why does this not apply to Repubs

 
WRDesign 2008-03-12 09:43:05 AM  
Great headline, subby.

I'm really glad this will all be over soon. The man steps down, we get a story about the transitional phase, and maybe later something about how the Lt. Governor is doing with the job.

/Spitzer swallows.
//I LOL'd.

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2008-03-12 09:43:07 AM  
img156.imageshack.us

 
tbell83 2008-03-12 09:43:19 AM  
good headline, 4 whore diamonds.

 
swaxhog 2008-03-12 09:43:24 AM  
Software2: Just answer me this: why should I care?

Because he is a hypocrite who crusades as a moral figure and also put people in jail for the same crimes he got caught doing.

 
Southpaw018 [TotalFark] 2008-03-12 09:44:11 AM  
Rising Democratic party superstar and probable future Presidential contender to jobless in 36 hours. He deserves it, but still. Damn.

 
Baskanavitch 2008-03-12 09:44:20 AM  
Software2: I'm sorry... I keep seeing all these headlines about this Spitzer guy, but I don't care to spend time RTFA. Just answer me this: why should I care?

You should care because this guy made his career by aggressively prosecuting people for doing exactly what he was doing. Not the type of morals most people want in their elected official.

Live by the sword, die by the sword. To hell with him.

/Continue not caring now that you know
//Really.

 
cubsfan07 2008-03-12 09:44:44 AM  
xooxox: cubsfan07 - I like the cut of your jib. Can I subscribe to your Spitzerletter?


Screwed up some of the fonts, but that's what I get for only having MSPaint at work.

Note how even though it's Wednesday, it's always March 11 on Fark.

 
perdu 2008-03-12 09:45:04 AM  
But is his wife going to stick by him and then run for NY Senator?

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2008-03-12 09:45:06 AM  
+1

 
blkhwk86 2008-03-12 09:45:57 AM  
Southpaw018: Rising Democratic party superstar and probable future Presidential contender to jobless in 36 hours. He deserves it, but still. Damn.

Look at Clinton. He got a little sucky-sucky on the side and he not only stayed in but did a decent job. So i would only discount Spitzer because he's a hypocrite.

 
Im_Just_An_Ordinary_Panda 2008-03-12 09:46:01 AM  
Telos: This is kind of a bummer. Apparently he was about to pass some legislation which gave raises to all state employees. My mom is a state employee and could really have used the money.

Anyone mind of I go ahead and blame Christians for this? I mean, I doubt most atheists care who he screws at night...


Speaking (just for me) as an atheist, I think he should resign. Not because he banged hookers, but because of hypocrisy. This is the same reason I support ousting Sen Craig as well. Deep-rooted hypocrisy is one of the most vulgar forms of lying, IMO.

 
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