+1

Hrmm... This one has the funny headline, but the other one has the hilarious pic.

I'm torn.

I chuckled. +1

can I subscribe to your newsletter, subby?

+1

Nice headline.

Subby, FTW!

*golf clap*

I was about to submit:

Spitzer to Quitzer.Penis.

Nice!

I wonder if he had to pay more for a swallower instead of a spitzer?

Headline gave me first laugh of the day. Well done, subby.

I'm sorry... I keep seeing all these headlines about this Spitzer guy, but I don't care to spend time RTFA. Just answer me this: why should I care?

You wouldn't be referring to Client #9 by any chance, would you?

You know what FARK needs?

More Spitzer.


/Its like March 11th all over again.

Stay classy New York!

pics or it never happened

/shut up, it was at least a try

*golf clap*

Well done, sir.

He's going to the gym in 26 minutes ...

/love the headline

cubsfan07 - I like the cut of your jib. Can I subscribe to your Spitzerletter?

NY will get it's first blind mayor. Yay!

Who is this spitzer guy, why is everyone so worked up about him?

i'm gonna go over to the governor's mansion today and ask about renting the place...

Spitzer splitz; Spitzer swallows pride, resigns

Crispy_Bacon: NY will get it's first blind mayor. Yay!

That's governor.

Good riddance to Spitzer. What a schmuck. What a schlemiel. What a putz. Oy!

Software2: I'm sorry... I keep seeing all these headlines about this Spitzer guy, but I don't care to spend time RTFA. Just answer me this: why should I care?

Because Spitzer, and his ilk of rich and powerful men, are driving up the price of quality top shelf pussy which is sure to trickle down to the common man. $25 Blow Jobs will crumble in negotiation with even the most horrid biatches now escalating their prices.

Good morning america is interviewing hookers today. Oops. Call girls. Oops. Escorts. Naw, hookers. The last one said he should resign.

This is kind of a bummer. Apparently he was about to pass some legislation which gave raises to all state employees. My mom is a state employee and could really have used the money.

Anyone mind of I go ahead and blame Christians for this? I mean, I doubt most atheists care who he screws at night...

I give this headline 5 whore diamonds

For Republicans, it has to be little boys to get ousted.

Awesome.

Best headline I've seen in a while!

We're still going to see another 10 or so Spitzer headlines on Fark today...

He's probably just like all the airlines and pulls out late.

/wonders how many illegit kids he has

He's Spitz! He scored! He's outta there!
/nuthin
//still trying to come to terms with existence of $5k-per-hr hookers

Any guy who even remotely entertains the idea of paying $5,000 an hour for poon should be removed from society.

(and receive a collectively kick in the junk)

still waiting for Vitter and Craig to resign.....oh yeah that wont happen.

/thinks Spitzer should resign
//why does this not apply to Repubs

Great headline, subby.

I'm really glad this will all be over soon. The man steps down, we get a story about the transitional phase, and maybe later something about how the Lt. Governor is doing with the job.

/Spitzer swallows.
//I LOL'd.

good headline, 4 whore diamonds.

Software2: Just answer me this: why should I care?

Because he is a hypocrite who crusades as a moral figure and also put people in jail for the same crimes he got caught doing.

Rising Democratic party superstar and probable future Presidential contender to jobless in 36 hours. He deserves it, but still. Damn.

Software2: I'm sorry... I keep seeing all these headlines about this Spitzer guy, but I don't care to spend time RTFA. Just answer me this: why should I care?

You should care because this guy made his career by aggressively prosecuting people for doing exactly what he was doing. Not the type of morals most people want in their elected official.

Live by the sword, die by the sword. To hell with him.

/Continue not caring now that you know
//Really.

xooxox: cubsfan07 - I like the cut of your jib. Can I subscribe to your Spitzerletter?


Screwed up some of the fonts, but that's what I get for only having MSPaint at work.

Note how even though it's Wednesday, it's always March 11 on Fark.

But is his wife going to stick by him and then run for NY Senator?

+1

Southpaw018: Rising Democratic party superstar and probable future Presidential contender to jobless in 36 hours. He deserves it, but still. Damn.

Look at Clinton. He got a little sucky-sucky on the side and he not only stayed in but did a decent job. So i would only discount Spitzer because he's a hypocrite.

Telos: This is kind of a bummer. Apparently he was about to pass some legislation which gave raises to all state employees. My mom is a state employee and could really have used the money.

Anyone mind of I go ahead and blame Christians for this? I mean, I doubt most atheists care who he screws at night...

Speaking (just for me) as an atheist, I think he should resign. Not because he banged hookers, but because of hypocrisy. This is the same reason I support ousting Sen Craig as well. Deep-rooted hypocrisy is one of the most vulgar forms of lying, IMO.