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(Contact Music) Obvious If her farking speech is any farking indication, Madonna is very farking happy to let every motherfarker know that she's motherfarking honored to be in the farking Rock and Roll Hall of Farking Fame... motherfarkers   (contactmusic.com) divider line 83
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varmitydog 2008-03-11 05:48:17 AM  
What else would one expect from a low life whore?

/white trash is as white trash does

 
Dagda 2008-03-11 05:58:33 AM  
why was she inducted again? I can't believe they couldn't have picked someone more influential and worthy.

 
suicide 2008-03-11 06:02:38 AM  
edgy singer is edgy.
clap clap clap.

 
Dialectic 2008-03-11 06:08:43 AM  
But, but...she's never played rock'n'roll. Only Dance music!!!

 
InternetLOL 2008-03-11 06:10:30 AM  
Alice Cooper unavailable for comment.

 
Monkey's Knuckle 2008-03-11 06:24:22 AM  
InternetLOL: Alice Cooper unavailable for comment.

indeed. I wonder when that'll happen?

 
cantsleep 2008-03-11 06:34:19 AM  
I was so excited when the R&R HOF was being discussed and built.

What a shame.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-03-11 06:39:53 AM  
I'd still hit it.

/shameless whore
//just like her

 
AgentOrangeDrink 2008-03-11 06:51:57 AM  
Dagda: why was she inducted again? I can't believe they couldn't have picked someone more influential and worthy.

Worthy is debatable but influential? Madonna was one of the three big names of the 80s, along with Prince and Michael Jackson, she's pretty influential. The thing should be a music hall of fame instead of just rock n' roll, since blues and jazz and pop artists have been inducted.

 
suicide 2008-03-11 07:00:32 AM  
AgentOrangeDrink: The thing should be a music hall of fame instead of just rock n' roll, since blues and jazz and pop artists have been inducted.

this.
plus, its a hall of fame, not a hall of me-giving-a-shiat. like it or not, she's got the fame thing down.

 
Maynard G. Muskievote 2008-03-11 07:33:31 AM  
Rock and roll is about attitude, not just 4 white guys hammering four-on-the-floor beats and power chords.

I don't like Madonna any more than most of you appear to, but the "ZOMG! Jazz! Bluez! Rap! Wimmin! Just call it a hall-of-shiat-i-don't-like!" argument is getting a little tired.

 
betona 2008-03-11 07:45:01 AM  
It's still a fun place to visit. You'll come out of there in a good mood.

'Cept for the crass commercialization. The only exit takes a cue from Vegas: through the record store/gift shop with CDs at or above full suggested retail prices.

 
Farkin' Found It! 2008-03-11 08:05:29 AM  
There's nothing we can do now - I even signed my name to a online petition to voice my opinion against such a travesty, so I guess I will See You Next Tuesday, Madonna.

 
Tenebreux 2008-03-11 08:07:51 AM  
Thats what you get from living in London. English people swear like they get paid for it. Hell, it's even got a historical aspect to it, the French used to call the English "Goddamns" during the 100 year war, due to how often they used the word. For me, living in London is good fun. No other place in the world can you sit in a board meeting and say "The goddamn thing is shiat. It's been farked from the day we bought it from that goddamn bastard of a supplier" and watch all my English colleagues nod in agreement, and all my American ones look like they're going to pass out. Also, we say the C word a lot (not committment).

\goddamn
\farking
\shiatbag

 
binnster 2008-03-11 08:15:07 AM  
Classy, old woman.

 
nopokerface [TotalFark] 2008-03-11 08:19:39 AM  
There is no R&R Hall of Fame until KISS is inducted.

 
MmmBadEggs 2008-03-11 08:24:45 AM  
...wow, she's so edgy...

 
suicide 2008-03-11 08:25:25 AM  
Maynard G. Muskievote: I don't like Madonna any more than most of you appear to, but the "ZOMG! Jazz! Bluez! Rap! Wimmin! Just call it a hall-of-shiat-i-don't-like!" argument is getting a little tired.


just to clarify, what i was trying to say was that it doesnt matter to me if someone's in the hall or not, but if you become as undeniably famous as madonna is and has been for 25 years, thats good enough for me for inclusion. under any other circumstances i would care more about merit and talent than fame, but its a hall of fame. induct whomever you want, just as long as theyre famous. so, yeah, i find it pretty tiring too when people get all huffy about who dare taint their precious hall.

 
Cotton Rinkenbolts [TotalFark] 2008-03-11 09:06:38 AM  
Not that Madonna is great or anything, but why all the hate on her being inducted? How is she any different than, say, Aretha Franklin? I mean, take a look at Madonna's greatest hits album. Most of the songs, while not Madonna's own creations, are associated with her and her alone. Take a look at Aretha's 30 Greatest Hits album and besides 'Respect' you will just find covers of popular songs like 'Eleanor Rigby.'

 
Speaker2Animals 2008-03-11 09:12:47 AM  
nopokerface
There is no R&R Hall of Fame until KISS is inducted.

Write: I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day
Repeat: 6,000 times.

Yeah, real creative genius there. Induct into the Hack and Roll HOF, perhaps.

 
swankywanky 2008-03-11 09:20:34 AM  
Madonna in and Pat Benatar, Kate Bush and Carol King still not in?

That should be a paddlin'

/and not the kind Madonna is looking for, the other kind
//ELO, Yes, Iron Maiden, Rush, King Crimson, Deep Purple......

 
offacue 2008-03-11 09:25:56 AM  
nopokerface: There is no R&R Hall of Fame until KISS Lowell George is inducted.

/FTFY, but this could go on all day.
//subjective is as subjective does

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-03-11 09:26:27 AM  
Cotton Rinkenbolts: Not that Madonna is great or anything, but why all the hate on her being inducted? How is she any different than, say, Aretha Franklin? I mean, take a look at Madonna's greatest hits album. Most of the songs, while not Madonna's own creations, are associated with her and her alone.

Pot, meet kettle.

 
Zombie Eater 2008-03-11 09:39:17 AM  
I was gonna say something about her having no class, but it's the Rock'n Roll Hall of Fame. They don't deserve class.

 
Maynard G. Muskievote 2008-03-11 09:39:55 AM  
suicide: Maynard G. Muskievote: I don't like Madonna any more than most of you appear to, but the "ZOMG! Jazz! Bluez! Rap! Wimmin! Just call it a hall-of-shiat-i-don't-like!" argument is getting a little tired.


just to clarify, what i was trying to say was that it doesnt matter to me if someone's in the hall or not, but if you become as undeniably famous as madonna is and has been for 25 years, thats good enough for me for inclusion. under any other circumstances i would care more about merit and talent than fame, but its a hall of fame. induct whomever you want, just as long as theyre famous. so, yeah, i find it pretty tiring too when people get all huffy about who dare taint their precious hall.


Yeah, sorry, I wasn't calling you out specifically. I hear the general argument a lot around induction time, especially last year when they dared induct Grandmaster Flash.

If you're 35-50ish and are biatching about how [insert dinosaur rock band name here] constitutes rock and roll and how [insert name of something that came after said dinosaur rock band] does not constitute rock and roll, I'm sorry, but time has passed you by. You've become your parents.

 
UtileDysfunktion 2008-03-11 09:40:28 AM  
Cotton Rinkenbolts: How is she any different than, say, Aretha Franklin?

You're kidding, right???

 
p the boiler 2008-03-11 09:41:31 AM  
I really....really...really hate Madonna - I can handle some of her music, but I hate the smug person that she is.

Early on, when she was the trampy little material girl "Lucky Star" singer and I liked her, but not because of her songs, I liked her this is me, deal with it attitude. However, once the media got on some kick that she was the reinvention queen, she bought into it and forgot who she was, and now it is completely out of control. A british accent and kaballah (sp) coming from a catholic girl with Italian heritage from Detroit?

If there was ever a definition of sell out, she is it - yes she has made tons of money for what she has done, and good on her for that - but if you know you are not being true to yourself and who you are, just shut your hole and collect your checks.

/Like a Prayer (that is my fav Madonna song)

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2008-03-11 09:47:36 AM  
KISS sucks fat farking donkeyschlong.

 
FilmBELOH20 [TotalFark] 2008-03-11 09:47:46 AM  
Monkey's Knuckle: InternetLOL: Alice Cooper unavailable for comment.

indeed. I wonder when that'll happen?


When Jann Wenner is in the grave... Until then, anyone who has ever uttered anything even remotely conservative in public will never be allowed near the RRHOF. Ask Ted Nugent.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is nothing more than a circle jerk for the same people that show up to the same parties all the time.

Rock and Roll and Prince do not go together.
Rock and Roll and Madonna do not go together.
Rock and Roll and Grandmaster Flash, The Jackson Five, Michael Jackson, Aretha Franklin, etc.... do not go together.

Now, I've got no problem with any of those musicians above, and I have CDs from all of them. But if you're going to make it a hodge-podge of different genres, just call it the Recording Artist Hall of Fame. Fark, I'm surprised Pavoratti didn't get inducted this year.

 
Atomic Jonb 2008-03-11 09:53:28 AM  
Dear New York,

Take the damn thing already.

 
Scott the Twat 2008-03-11 09:58:05 AM  
Speaker2Animals:Write: I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day. Repeat: 6,000 times. Yeah, real creative genius there. Induct into the Hack and Roll HOF, perhaps.

Hi. Let me introduce you to something called "rock music." Simple lyrics . . . set to a catchy refrain!
Examples? Too numerous to mention. (Write for more!)

/prolly a Leonard Cohen fan

 
Maynard G. Muskievote 2008-03-11 10:06:11 AM  
FilmBELOH20: ...anyone who has ever uttered anything even remotely conservative in public will never be allowed near the RRHOF. Ask Ted Nugent.

Johnny Ramone would like a word with you.

Also Lynyrd Skynyrd.

 
jaxwally 2008-03-11 10:06:43 AM  
Still waiting for RUSH to get in...

 
Lazarus_ 2008-03-11 10:22:57 AM  
Okay, seriously has Iggy Pop ever worn a shirt? Like ever in his entire life?

 
The Why Not Guy [TotalFark] 2008-03-11 10:25:08 AM  
I'm not saying Madonna is a great musical talent of the ages or anything, because she's not, but she's taken what she has and made the absolute most of it. We could all learn from her example of living up her potential.

Now, as for her music? Some I like quite a bit, especially the Like a Prayer and Ray of Light albums. The rest of it? Meh. But the music industry isn't about rewarding talent or else Kirsty MacColl would be the best selling artist of all time and Beyonce would be working in a bowling alley somewhere.

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2008-03-11 10:25:37 AM  
rush and kiss in the same thread, if there were any more suck we would get an event horizon.

 
JetpackJesus 2008-03-11 10:27:10 AM  
Why isn't this called the Music HoF? Rock and Roll seems to have very little to do with it.

 
BigRenoski 2008-03-11 10:33:30 AM  
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: KISS sucks fat farking donkeyschlong.

But, but ... they have makeup and pyro and tons of merchandise. That makes them good musicians, right?

 
Cotton Rinkenbolts [TotalFark] 2008-03-11 10:34:21 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Cotton Rinkenbolts: Not that Madonna is great or anything, but why all the hate on her being inducted? How is she any different than, say, Aretha Franklin? I mean, take a look at Madonna's greatest hits album. Most of the songs, while not Madonna's own creations, are associated with her and her alone.

Pot, meet kettle.


That was exactly my point. But nobody is up in arms about Aretha being in the HOF. I just didn't explain it very well.

 
mooseyfate 2008-03-11 10:41:29 AM  
Does this mean I can be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I, too, make no Rock and Roll music. I should totally be in there.

/RRHOF is a joke anyways

 
nutmilk 2008-03-11 10:57:52 AM  
varmity dog

Try harder next time.

 
robotwithglasses 2008-03-11 11:08:34 AM  
varmitydog: What else would one expect from a low life whore?

/white trash is as white trash does


Calling her a whore says more about you than her. Like I said in the other thread she's had less partners than a lot of the men in inducted into the hall. Time to get over your double standards.

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2008-03-11 11:13:11 AM  
BigRenoski: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: KISS sucks fat farking donkeyschlong.

But, but ... they have makeup and pyro and tons of merchandise. That makes them good musicians, right?


at least I am not alone on this. Whats your stance on the sex pistols. If it is over rated hacks then you could be my new friend.

/by friend I mean person I agree with on musical topics
//not "have a seat over there" internet friend

 
zunkus 2008-03-11 11:35:09 AM  
Don't lie biatches. You know that you as well as I would fark her brains out.

 
p the boiler 2008-03-11 11:40:27 AM  
zunkus: Don't lie biatches. You know that you as well as I would fark her brains out.

ummm no, not at all - she is one of the ugliest women in the pop world- look at recent pictures of her and if you think that is hot, more power to you, but she is straight nasty to me - and not in the Janet Jackson sense of the word

 
Rose Red 2008-03-11 11:42:33 AM  
robotwithglasses: varmitydog: What else would one expect from a low life whore?

/white trash is as white trash does

Calling her a whore says more about you than her. Like I said in the other thread she's had less partners than a lot of the men in inducted into the hall. Time to get over your double standards.


No, she's a whore.

 
Hoopy Frood 2008-03-11 11:43:56 AM  
Cotton Rinkenbolts: Not that Madonna is great or anything, but why all the hate on her being inducted? How is she any different than, say, Aretha Franklin? I mean, take a look at Madonna's greatest hits album. Most of the songs, while not Madonna's own creations, are associated with her and her alone. Take a look at Aretha's 30 Greatest Hits album and besides 'Respect' you will just find covers of popular songs like 'Eleanor Rigby.'

"Respect" was an Otis Redding cover.

At least she didn't cover "American Pie".

 
BigRenoski 2008-03-11 11:48:32 AM  
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: BigRenoski: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: KISS sucks fat farking donkeyschlong.

But, but ... they have makeup and pyro and tons of merchandise. That makes them good musicians, right?

at least I am not alone on this. Whats your stance on the sex pistols. If it is over rated hacks then you could be my new friend.

/by friend I mean person I agree with on musical topics
//not "have a seat over there" internet friend


Yeah, they're overrated too, but I'll listen to Sex Pistols over Kiss any day.

/Yay - I can has friend

 
mishmashmusic 2008-03-11 11:51:55 AM  

 
Reaperman 2008-03-11 11:56:23 AM  
I just disappointed that Leonard Cohen was inducted the same time that attention whore was. There is a true songwriter.

 
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