did he hurt his knee while putting his Toys in the Attic?

they're going to tour again after this? Dream On.

He's the last child I'd have thought would've felt like a rag doll.
/got nuthin'

Like the fist of an angry god...



I'll take "want" for a hundred, Trebek.

Fluff Girl: Like the fist of an angry god...

[pic of a dude, looks like a lady]

I'll take "want" for a hundred, Trebek.

Would join you.

/also see below↓↓↓↓

If he could walk that way, he wouldn't need knee surgery.

Not the biggest Aerosmith fan, but he runs a BC Rich Bich on occasion. And I have a bunch of Sweet Emotions about BC Rich guitars.

Meh, he's sober so he only does the 12 step.

He should just shoot some coke into it.

The Run DMC version of WALK THIS WAY is way better than the original

/ducks

But they didn't say exactly what went wrong with his knee. I wanna know why. Man, he must be sick as a dog. And a sight for sore eyes. That's too bad. Guess he won't be walking the dog for a while.

/please make me stop, no more no more

King Something: /guess what song I just finished listening to!


Young Lust?

How the fark did THAT happen? I was responding to KING SOMETHING's reply, and somehow got in front of the reply? What the?

It did it again! Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful.

Shazzoir: It did it again! Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful.

Collateral filterpwnage.

/guess what song I just finished listening to!
//image pops
///Weeners
\obligatory
\\relevant to this thread

If Aerosmith finally quit in a forrest and we were all around...I still wouldn't give a fark.

DjangoStonereaver: The Run DMC version of WALK THIS WAY is way better than the original

/ducks

waaaaaaay farking better!

Oh. My. Goodness.

/so hot
//want to touch the heinie
///AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
////uber-slashies

I hope they cut off his hands by mistake.

/hates Aerosmith
//REM's cover of toys in the attic pwned

Maybe he can have some kind of talent surgery where they implant a device that allows him to play guitar without sucking.



Not that his choppy and soul-less forays up and down the scale box for each and every solo he does aren't entertaining, but, like Bill said to Ted, "maybe we should actually learn how to play."



Good luck on the surgery, Joe. I hope you're out and about in no time. But holy crap do you suck at guitar.

Hmmm... Falling in love IS hard on the knees...

Moses To Sandy Koufax: Maybe he can have some kind of talent surgery where they implant a device that allows him to play guitar without sucking.

You are so right there, brother. Maybe if he learns to play guitar a little better, he can spend another thirty-five as a rock icon. As well as being a helluva nice guy.

BTW, haven't heard your latest top ten hit. Must have missed it.

/same old story
//same old song and dance

TheSup3rN0va: FAIL

Seriously, are there still Aerosmith fans out there?

Hell yes...I have no problem admitting that. I've gotten laid to a ton of Aerosmith tunes.

Is there some prize for hating famous bands that I'm not aware of, or are you just smarter than everybody else?

Farkomatic: TheSup3rN0va: I've gotten laid to a ton of Aerosmith tunes.


I used to get all amorous with this chubby redhead goth chick while listening to Kreator back in the day. Good times...

I loved the pre-breakup stuff, as well as Permanent Vacation and PUMP. Get a Grip was... meh. Have they put out a good album since then? Or are they couple of decent songs and a bunch of crappy power ballads?

How did he hurt it? Was he making Love in an Elevator?

Did that train finally caught him?

Leopold Stotch: I loved the pre-breakup stuff, as well as Permanent Vacation and PUMP. Get a Grip was... meh. Have they put out a good album since then? Or are they couple of decent songs and a bunch of crappy power ballads?

Quick, name the last good Rolling Stones album.

I actually liked aerosmith better back when they were still called the rolling stones.

Leopold Stotch: I loved the pre-breakup stuff, as well as Permanent Vacation and PUMP. Get a Grip was... meh. Have they put out a good album since then? Or are they couple of decent songs and a bunch of crappy power ballads?

Honkin on Bobo was a very enjoyable album. Bluesish and a lot of sweet guitar work.