Huh?

That's a dumb idea.

Sincerely,
Anonymous Coward

But anonymous posts lead to quality discussion!

is this the same Tim Couch that used to play quarterback at UK?

This guys is a dipshiat

It's not like anyone lives in Kentucky. So who cares?

Norad: Huh?

This.

Good luck with that, Mr. I Hate the First Amendment

"Batshiat insane Represntative Couch says enforcing this bill if it became law would be a challenge complete impossibility."

Sounds like someone got their panties in a wad. Must have had some bad comments on his facebook account.

Wow. Just wow. How dumb is this guy?

God. Who can possibly be this stupid?

Dear Rep. Tim Couch,

Fark You.

Signed,
Anonymous

Represntative Couch says enforcing this bill if it became law would be a challenge.

So it's a challenge to enforce, but he wants to spend the time and effort to get it passed?

What's to prevent a user from creating an account using someone elses information?

I guess I'm the only one who remains unaffiliated...

Represntative Couch says enforcing this bill if it became law would be a challenge great way of extorting revenue.

does he propose we begin using state-issued envelopes for mailing letter through the USPS as well?

Representative Couch says he filed the bill in hopes of cutting down on online bullying. He says that has especially been a problem in his Eastern Kentucky district.

Well, tell your snowflakes to toughen up, douchebag.

/internet tough guy, and inventor of gravity

Kentucky-
you suck

Internet toughguy in TN

yeaaah... good luck with that...

/glad the "Having solved all other...." headline was not used :)

And here I thought all the retards in government were concentrated in Alabama and Florida.

Jeffrey William Anderson I

I guess he subscribes to the same internets-information booklet that Teddy Stevens does.


Does this guy have any farking clue about the internet?

Dil Doe: God. Who can possibly be this stupid?

FTA: "Kentucky"

/nuff said
//from Ohio, so not much better

I'm with you fellas...

And stay out of Woolworths!!

To hell with the First Amendment, this law wouldn't get past the Dormant Commerse Clause. Only Congress can regulate interstate commerse.

Wow. That would make it easier for crazy people to find me, wouldn't it?

A veritable age of reason - liket the one they had in France.

What a douche. I'd rather be in the Caymans than Kentucky though.

Wow - that's some fine lawmaking in Kentucky

On-line harrassment is big issue in Eastern KY? Shouldn't he be dealing with the REAL problems in KY, like illegal marijauna and meth. Obvioulsy all the other problems have been solved.

His last quote about "hard to enforce" is a classic understatement. There would be no way to enforce this at all

\likes being anonymous
\\ easier to pick on KY lawmakers

Shyran: Norad: Huh?

This.


For r-u-n-n-o-f-t, see _O Brother Where Art Thou?_

This guy is straight up retarded.

r u n n o f t?

Am I dumb?

At least they make good jelly to fark you with.

Golf clap for the O Brother reference, Subby. +1

Y'all need to paddle faster, I hear banjo music.

Hmm...let's see, banks are starting to close, markets continue to tank, country's going broke due to the above plus a war that's costing $4k/second, and this asshat wants to save us all from the menace of anonymous Internet posting.

Yep, sounds about right!

If these guys are looking for an excercise in futility I recommend they try herding cats. It'll get them outside, away from frightening things they don't understand and hopefully distract them from ideas like messing with my damn Bill of Rights. PUT THE INTERWEBS DOWN MR SENATOR AND SLOWLY BACK AWAY.

In other news, legislation was signed today in Kentucky that mandates anyone giving you the finger on the interstate must first pull over and give you a business card.

runnoft? W-T-F?

/Man up, you KY nancies.

I'm Tim Couch, so I'm not getting a kick out of these replies...

It sounds to me like someone posted "I saw Tim Counch in a luxury box at a Bengals game with a lobbyist".

In other news, Rep. Tim Couch has never heard of /b/.

identicalcrane:
For r-u-n-n-o-f-t, see _O Brother Where Art Thou?_

You sound like a Dapper Dan man to me.

The bill would require anyone who contributes to a website to register their real name, address and e-mail address with that site.

Has he hot daughters with a blog or myspace account?

Wait till he sees the net effect of this:

Zero change online, but lots of abandoned office space where thriving web-hosting data centers used to be.

Genius!

ablank: Tell him what a good idea this is.

About as good of an idea as your post. See the FArQ.

Sounds like someone left unflattering comments about Rep. Couch on his website. Probably something about his being descended from monkeys.

He also needs to get laid.

Is Kentucky a shiathole or is this idiot politician an exception to the rule?

BizarreMan

Represntative Couch says enforcing this bill if it became law would be a challenge.

So it's a challenge to enforce, but he wants to spend the time and effort to get it passed?

What's to prevent a user from creating an account using someone elses information?

I'm going to create a "Tim Couch" alias on every website in the intartubes, list my home state as Kentucky, and go trolling.

Which isn't much different from what I do now when I'm drunk, but it will be much, much funnier.

Winterstar

To hell with the First Amendment, this law wouldn't get past the Dormant Commerse Clause. Only Congress can regulate interstate commerse.

Except when the server and maintenance crew are in Kentucky. But, otherwise...yeah. If the piratebay can't be shut down, they'd have a hell of a time enforcing this.

What a communist
- Anonymous