people whose religion was made up by some 19th century gold seeker and is based on a history of north america for which there is not a single shred of evidence should not be making fun of anybody

Yeh, but they have magic underwear.

That's mocking? Mormon humor is weak. I'm a Catholic myself and I can tell you some raunchy priest and nun jokes that would make your toes curl. I can whip up an LOLChrist mock faster than you can say "Hail Mary." No one mocks Catholics better than another Catholic. The only other religious people out there who even better at self mockery then us are the Jews. But they have been around longer and have Jackie Mason.

C'mon, Mormon lightweights. Leave the heavy stuff to the professionals.

and know how to preserve their capital

Nice way to undermine your own cause!

You don't mock Catholics while trying to convince them to stop being Catholics...it would be as silly as referring to an "invisible sky fairy" while trying to promote atheism.

submitter: Mormon missionaries in trouble for taking photos of themselves "mocking" Catholics Christians.

FTFY

TheDumbBlonde: Yeh, but they have magic underwear.

It's not magic. It's secret.

kevinatilusa: Nice way to undermine your own cause!

You don't mock Catholics while trying to convince them to stop being Catholics...it would be as silly as referring to an "invisible sky fairy" while trying to promote atheism.

I don't think they were trying to convert Catholics. It looked like vandalism to me. I mean, breaking statues? That's not cool. What if I replaced the Horn of Moroni with a saxophone?

And we non-theist don't try to convert. We prefer the term...intellectual enlightening.

/not really
//I don't care what you believe, as long as you don't try to force your beliefs on me

Darth_Lukecash: //I don't care what you believe, as long as you don't try to force your beliefs on me

Amen to that!!!11111elevendy

Let's just get this out of the way, shall we?



Just a costume, mods, please don't smite me!

Aw, jeez...not another "mormon thread." I can't stand these flame wars between mormons and non-mormons (who think they know everything about mormonism.)

FYI, I was a missionary in Uruguay...and mocking other religions (as mentioned in the article) is exactly what we were told NOT to do.

Sheesh.

Horn of Moroni


lol do they really have that?

mekki: That's mocking? Mormon humor is weak. I'm a Catholic myself and I can tell you some raunchy priest and nun jokes that would make your toes curl. I can whip up an LOLChrist mock faster than you can say "Hail Mary." No one mocks Catholics better than another Catholic. The only other religious people out there who even better at self mockery then us are the Jews. But they have been around longer and have Jackie Mason.

C'mon, Mormon lightweights. Leave the heavy stuff to the professionals.

Wherever there's four Catholics, there's always a fifth.

/Catholic
//learned it from a prof at a Catholic university
///think about it

Least the Mormons have some decency. Those scientology people really scare me.

/liberal Lutheran

Wow, a black mormon:


I didn't realize they had black mormons.

It's like a paranoid schizophrenic making fun of another paranoid schizophrenic's fantasies.
You're both batshiat insane.

"The photographs were removed from the website and the LDS Church on Sunday expressed severe inefficacy in the men's actions." (emphasis added)

!?

mekki: I'm a Catholic myself and I can tell you some raunchy priest and nun jokes that would make your toes curl.

Please do! Thank you.

So back in the late 70's the Pope was on TV waving his hand and speaking to the masses from his balcony. I asked my dad what was he saying and he replied "Get back, get back you damn Dagos, get off my lawn....." To this day I still crack a smile when I see the Pope waving....

Catholics won't be burning down the Salt Lake City Temple. On the other hand, if they had mocked a different religion...

It's never a good idea to mock people who believe they're eating the flesh and drinking the blood of their god every week.

/transubstantiation for the om nom nom nom

I love to watch holy wars.

Obviously this will lead to the burning of Mormon churches and the execution of Mormon missionaries in heavily Catholic states.

I mean, that's what the Muslims do whenever someone prints a cartoon, and after all, modern Muslims aren't more violent than adherents of any other religion....right?

http://s-parda.myminicity.com/

mormans

Farking mormons. First they set up settlements outside the Aracnid quarantine zone, and now this!

/obscure

AlphaNumericus: Wow, a black mormon:


I didn't realize they had black mormons.

Mormons stopped considering black folk demon spawn in the '70s, which I think was pretty considerate, so I guess they're allowed in now.

As for these guys, haven't they heard of Scientologists?

All I know is that if you don't kiss Hanks ass he will beat the shiat out of you when you leave town.

Nobody cares what Mormons do. That's why Romney couldn't be elected President.

mekki: Leave the heavy stuff to the professionals.

LOL, you're my hero. At least you would be if you weren't a filthy catholic.

Any clue what they did that was mocking? (Thanks, journalism!)

milk_plus: AlphaNumericus: Wow, a black mormon:


I didn't realize they had black mormons.

Mormons stopped considering black folk demon spawn in the '70s, which I think was pretty considerate, so I guess they're allowed in now.

As for these guys, haven't they heard of Scientologists?

Catholics won't sue.

I didn't realize they had black mormons.

This was all explained in the book The Church and the Negro written by LDS heavyweight John L Lund; it's the mark of Cain don't ya know!

As "the Prophet" Joe Smith himself explains: "Had I anything to do with the Negro, I would confine them by strict law to their own species" (Joseph Smith Jr, History of the Church, V.217-218)

Yoy can't make this shiat up folks.....

Cheap_Knockoff: Obviously this will lead to the burning of Mormon churches and the execution of Mormon missionaries in heavily Catholic states.

I mean, that's what the Muslims do whenever someone prints a cartoon, and after all, modern Muslims aren't more violent than adherents of any other religion....right?

Wanna post the Ha Ha Guy and some cat pics while you're doing the cliches?

mekki: That's mocking? Mormon humor is weak. I'm a Catholic myself and I can tell you some raunchy priest and nun jokes that would make your toes curl. I can whip up an LOLChrist mock faster than you can say "Hail Mary." No one mocks Catholics better than another Catholic. The only other religious people out there who even better at self mockery then us are the Jews. But they have been around longer and have Jackie Mason.

C'mon, Mormon lightweights. Leave the heavy stuff to the professionals.

Amen :)

/unavailable for comment

threeofclubs: mekki: That's mocking? Mormon humor is weak. I'm a Catholic myself and I can tell you some raunchy priest and nun jokes that would make your toes curl. I can whip up an LOLChrist mock faster than you can say "Hail Mary." No one mocks Catholics better than another Catholic. The only other religious people out there who even better at self mockery then us are the Jews. But they have been around longer and have Jackie Mason.

C'mon, Mormon lightweights. Leave the heavy stuff to the professionals.

Amen :)

This.

I like it when I can use the words "pictures" and "missionary" in a sentence.

So these guys have gone from Latter day Saints to Present day Asswipes.
Ahhhh, evolution.

Well, how about a non-mormon minor who still gets dragged to church?

I know almost everything.

If you're thinking, Knockoff, that Muslims retaliate with arson and murder every time a mosque is vandalized, you'll want to avoid stating as much in a forum populated by people who have access to google, as they'll merely bury you in links to stories about vandalized mosques in the West and defy you to link to the stories about the resulting murder & arson.

http://timestranscript.canadaeast.com/front/article/233702

http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2006/06/04/mosque-vandalized.html

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B05EEDB123AF937A15757C0A9629C8B6 3

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-03-09-mosque-vandalism_x.htm

Weaksauce.

The only difference between a mosque getting vandalized and a christian church getting vandalized is that in the latter case, a bunch of slack-jawed wingnuts with urine-stained boxers show up to wail about how teh muslams are out to kill us all.

Grow up, cowards.

Nothing funny about Mormons

This joke isn't raunchy, but still amusing:

A man met two priests in a bar, one was a Dominican and the other a Jesuit. He says to them, "I've never been able to understand the different types of Catholic priests. Would you explain it to me?" The priests agree. The Dominican begins, saying "My order was found in the 13th century by St. Dominic to fight the Albigensian heretics," to which the Jesuit replied "Mine was founded in the 16th century by St. Ignatius to fight the Protestant heretics." The man considered this for a bit and then asked "So whose order is better?" to which the Dominican immediately responded, "When's the last time you saw an Albigensian?"

I'm trying to figure out how this thread went from a Mormon thread to an anti-Muslim thread.

/Can't mix the anti-s....leads to overdose

Wow... Xians arguing with each other over what Tha Jebus actually said?

SAY IT AIN'T SO!

kevinatilusa: it would be as silly as referring to an "invisible sky fairy" while trying to promote atheism.

I think most atheists don't actually want the religious to stop believing. How would they continue to feel superior?

/yes, I know...

As a Catholic dating a Mormon, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Tofu: Farking mormons. First they set up settlements outside the Aracnid quarantine zone, and now this!

/obscure

The photographs were removed from the website and the LDS Church on Sunday expressed severe inefficacy in the men's actions.

Laertes: !?

Seconded. To borrow from a great man, "I don't think that word means what you think it means."

m2313: It's like a paranoid schizophrenic making fun of another paranoid schizophrenic's fantasies.
You're both batshiat insane.

My father was a schizophrenic and I visited him in a state mental hospital in the 70's.

try an entire ward of those types all milling around and the majority are spouting the fantasies. My dad points at one guy and says he's really crazy. I'm thinking if he thinks that guy is crazy, that guy must be some kind of crazy, because Pop was nucking futz.