as long as they don't make it illegal to like babies heads.

It's like licking a rainbow full of puppies and kittens

I may be championing special interests here but what's the point of putting together a really good baby skull pyramid if the bodies weren't defiled first?

SockMonkeyHolocaust: pyramid

Is this is your house SockMonkey?
"

Clearly, some allowance should be granted for purty mouths.

What the hell do you mean it's *NOW* illegal?

Virginia: still trying hard to be distinguished from West Virginia.

abb3w: Virginia: still trying hard to be distinguished from West Virginia.

Hey man, we said good riddance to those hicks years ago.

So, up until now Virginia was a haven for pedophiles who publicly made out with children?

People of Virginia: Have a seat, right over there.

Some cultures show affection differently than others. For some, a mouth kiss is the equivalent of a hug. You know what that means?

RACISTS!1!!!

abb3w: Northern Virginia: a different state from the rest of Virginia.
fixt.

I think subby is mixing up Virginia with West Virginia..

However, "Freedom Kissing" is still ok.

Shaggy_C: Some cultures show affection differently than others. For some, a mouth kiss is the equivalent of a hug. You know what that means?

RACISTS!1!!!

That's exactly what a child kissing pedophile would say.

What kid would sit still for that sort of thing? Kids that age are still worried about catching cooties from the opposite sex.

/at least they were when I was 11

I'm sorry, was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Over his dead body!

Guess who was unavailable for comment?

Well, Virginia was for lovers.

/lived in Stafford(near Quantico)

"10-year-old daughter was French-kissed by the 62-year-old husband of her babysitter"

ewww...

Sorry dude, but you probably wouldn't have made it to trial.

/not 'from' VA, but lived here the last decade+

Does this legislation affect butt secks?

As a Virginian, I have to remind you all that it is West Virginia who has those 'family reunion' problems.

Damn.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: That's exactly what a child kissing pedophile would say.

I prefer the term 'alternative lifestyle', you intolerant jerk!

Cousin Eddie, inconsolable.

Most of Virginians are not inbred hicks. Just the ones in the south/west.

/northern Virginian.
//Big difference

thejoz: As a Virginian, I have to remind you all that it is West Virginia who has those 'family reunion' problems.

Damn.

Yeah.. except first cousins can marry in Virginia, but not West Virginia.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: "10-year-old daughter was French-kissed by the 62-year-old husband of her babysitter"

ewww...

THIS. A thousand times this.

Waiting for the 12 year old arrested for french kissing his 10year old girlfriend story.

It's easier to wait until after Virginia gives birth.

Am I the only one that is disturbed that we even need a law like this?

jenlen: Am I the only one that is disturbed that we even need a law like this?

No, you're not.

jenlen: Am I the only one that is disturbed that we even need a law like this?

no. no you are not.

Aw shucks! Can I still suck on their face like a goldfish gasping for air?

Question for Farkers:

Where does your state stand on the French Kiss VS underage?

I'm in Oregon and I'll be damned if I can find a statute that covers it,...can't think of a case involving the issue,...

wtf?

VushtrriBoy: I'm in Oregon and I'll be damned if I can find a statute that covers it,...can't think of a case involving the issue,...

That's apparently why Virginia is pushing this.

Don't worry, I wuzn't even thinkin' of kissin' that purdy mouth of yours

Virginia too? I thought it was just Arkansas, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, South Carolina, and Mississipi where this was popular.

I think bg10117 is mixing up his father with his girlfriend...

I've never heard of an instance of it in Florida, nor of any laws on it.

Oh, but 13 is still okay. It's just under 13 that is the problem. Got it.

I saw my infant nephew get slipped the tongue by his grandmother on his mother's (both of 'em skanks) side. It's been 17 years and I still can't bleach that image out of my mind.

Ewwww.

uh mods wtf

I'm The Foot Farking Master: Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
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This is Cousin Vicki all grown up.

Jane Krakowski, currently as Jenna, on 30 Rock.

When I was a child in Memphis, Tennessee, my grandmother's husband (not my grandfather) would french me whenever he saw me. That was the least of what he did.

That son-of-a-biatch is still alive and free. My family doesn't understand why I won't go visit him.

And I wasn't the only one.

Are there any freedoms left??

brandied: When I was a child in Memphis, Tennessee, my grandmother's husband (not my grandfather) would french me whenever he saw me. That was the least of what he did.

That son-of-a-biatch is still alive and free. My family doesn't understand why I won't go visit him.

And I wasn't the only one.

That's a killin' right there. Let one of my future children tell me that someone has done something inappropriate to them and then count the days until the offender goes missing.

TommyymmoT: I'm The Foot Farking Master: Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
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A little trivia for ya



This is Cousin Vicki all grown up.

Jane Krakowski, currently as Jenna, on 30 Rock.

And here's Audrey:


Marisol Nichols, as Nadia Yassir on 24