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(Daily Mail) Strange Fan of rock group Status Quo hangs himself after his wife leaves him for band's Skeletor-like guitarist and he doesn't get invited to the backstage parties any more (pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 28
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strangeguitar 2008-03-09 05:26:42 PM  
The band looks like Strange Fruit.

 
real shaman [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 05:27:36 PM  
Status Quo is still around?

One hit wonder band...... Pictures of Matchstick Men?

Boy, they sure have milked that......

I just checked wiki.... guess they are a little more popular overseas.....

 
bikerdiva [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 05:31:09 PM  
That article is filled with awesome.

 
Sym_pathetic 2008-03-09 05:37:30 PM  
FTA: In 1995, a day after marrying Angie, Mr Parfitt introduced his new bride to his hero at a Quo gig in Birmingham, where Rick flirted with her.

But it wasn't until December 2003 that, astonishingly, Mr Hewitt agreed to let Rick sleep with his wife - as long as he could join in.


I figured this line needed repeating.

 
paulseta [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 06:07:13 PM  
I'm sorry, I know it shouldn't be funny, I know that it's bad, I know I'm going to hell - but that third picture down of "Nigel" with the guitar by the jukebox is just too funny for words.

In fact, the whole story is really very, very British - and very, very funny.

 
Darth_Lukecash [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 06:19:19 PM  
What whore. What a looser. And the wife wasn't much either. Felt bad for the hubby. I mean if you willingly shared your wife with a so called rock star, you'd think she'd be happy.

 
robotwithglasses 2008-03-09 06:31:34 PM  
m.gmgrd.co.uk

Knows you don't mess with the Quo.

 
paulseta [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 06:40:26 PM  
Darth_Lukecash: What whore. What a looser nooser. And the wife wasn't much either. Felt bad for the hubby. I mean if you willingly shared your wife with a so called rock star, you'd think she'd be happy.

Fixed that for you.

/sorry, pet peeve

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2008-03-09 07:20:43 PM  
I listened to their music on their website. Man - they suck. It's like ELO never happened.

 
CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 07:25:13 PM  
The dead dude looked more like K.K. Downing than Rick Parfitt.

 
raks [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 07:31:38 PM  
i'd hit it

 
Darth_Lukecash [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 07:52:35 PM  
paulseta: Darth_Lukecash: What whore. What a looser nooser. And the wife wasn't much either. Felt bad for the hubby. I mean if you willingly shared your wife with a so called rock star, you'd think she'd be happy.

Fixed that for you.

/sorry, pet peeve


Thanks!

 
Makh [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 08:13:30 PM  
They sound about as bad as DriveShaft.

 
puftcacc 2008-03-09 08:24:17 PM  
Man, things will never be the same.

 
thesharkman 2008-03-09 08:28:52 PM  
Status Quo has been released albums in the U.K. for years.

that woman would be great in the dark. Nice body, face is a little scary.

Not like I should talk.

 
WrongTrousers 2008-03-09 08:47:14 PM  
Sym_pathetic: FTA: In 1995, a day after marrying Angie, Mr Parfitt introduced his new bride to his hero at a Quo gig in Birmingham, where Rick flirted with her.

But it wasn't until December 2003 that, astonishingly, Mr Hewitt agreed to let Rick sleep with his wife - as long as he could join in.

I figured this line needed repeating.


I figured this line needed repeating.

 
hbk72777 2008-03-09 09:31:27 PM  
After seeing the pictures, I'm trying to find out who got the worst end of the deal.

 
steamingpile 2008-03-09 09:34:58 PM  
Sym_pathetic: FTA: In 1995, a day after marrying Angie, Mr Parfitt introduced his new bride to his hero at a Quo gig in Birmingham, where Rick flirted with her.

But it wasn't until December 2003 that, astonishingly, Mr Hewitt agreed to let Rick sleep with his wife - as long as he could join in.

I figured this line needed repeating.


Yeah any man that agrees to that is a farking pussy and should know that he is the after thought in that relationship.

Still......... Status who?

/really who are they?

 
craigdamage 2008-03-09 09:53:02 PM  
"Still......... Status who?

/really who are they?"
You do understand that you are now indeed on the internet don't you?
If you are able to post comments you must be on a thing called the internet.
Is fark the ONLY website you can make it to?

Wikipedia?
Google?

Anyway,off the top of my head:

Status Quo are a popular rock band from the 70s.
They really only had one "hit" in the USA but are very well known in Europe. (the continent)

I would put a link but.....rickroll would be too tempting.
Will most likely be one along here soon enough.

 
Fomby_Belcher 2008-03-09 10:17:28 PM  
After I read the article, I snapped out of my funk and decided that, by golly, I am determined to have a good day tomorrow.

My life is not that farked up after all.

 
FlyingJ 2008-03-09 10:32:10 PM  
Pictures of Matchstick Men And nobody's posting vintage CVB-with-Morgan Fichter links?
Link (new window)

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-03-09 10:32:28 PM  
hbk72777: After seeing the pictures, I'm trying to find out who got the worst end of the deal.

What I stopped by to say.

It has a Status Quo soundtrack too, so where is the win? I'm thinking the dead guy.

 
steamingpile 2008-03-09 11:27:18 PM  
craigdamage: You do understand that you are now indeed on the internet don't you?
If you are able to post comments you must be on a thing called the internet.
Is fark the ONLY website you can make it to?

Wikipedia?
Google?

Anyway,off the top of my head:

Status Quo are a popular rock band from the 70s.
They really only had one "hit" in the USA but are very well known in Europe. (the continent)

I would put a link but.....rickroll would be too tempting.
Will most likely be one along here soon enough.


Yeah I googled and even read the wiki, hell even went to youtube for videos and I still have no farking clue who they are, none of their songs sound familiar.


/still that guy was a farking pussy

 
mrEdude 2008-03-10 12:05:31 AM  
YOU HAVE TO BE A REAL DICKWEED
TO PICK UP ON A GUY'S WIFE
WHILE SHE'S MARRIED


REAL ARSEHOLE
STATUS QUO NOW SUCK MORE THAN EVER

 
mrEdude 2008-03-10 12:07:24 AM  
oh he let him sleep with her

uh well THEN..

EVERYBODY'S AN IDIOT

 
MikoSquiz 2008-03-10 12:23:49 PM  
If your wife sleeps with a member of Status Quo, Nickelback, or Limp Bizkit, you are entitled to hang yourself.

 
JohnnyDreamboat 2008-03-10 09:40:42 PM  
If I had to go through life playing an ugly-ass telecaster like that, I may hang myself too. The lady in question needs to take a little time off banging musicians and clean up that messy-arse house.

 
Boris S. Wort [TotalFark] 2008-03-11 11:15:57 PM  
Status Quo (6 letters/3 letters)
Spinal Tap (6 letters/3 letters)

Not a coincidence.

 
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