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(OC Register) Sappy Man takes 47 years to find his lost love, reach second base   (ocregister.com) divider line 50
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GodIsDead 2008-03-09 01:49:06 PM  
www.campanellos.com

\Approves

 
Gobobo 2008-03-09 04:32:47 PM  
Lucky bastard had 47 good years..

 
frostymug 2008-03-09 04:36:59 PM  
I'm surprised that there wasn't an ad for classmates.com on that page.

 
kilgorn 2008-03-09 04:37:07 PM  
It was just puppy love, their parents promised.

Translation: doggie style

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-09 04:37:31 PM  
Did he find Paradise By The Dashboard Light?

/cue Phil Rizzuto.

 
MBA Whore 2008-03-09 04:39:01 PM  
Does this count as FAIL ?

 
barefoot in the head [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 04:46:26 PM  
Unapologetic idealist that I am, I wish them many happy years.

 
Mighty Tighty Whitey 2008-03-09 04:46:38 PM  
Evolution? Me thinks not

 
Master Chief 2008-03-09 04:48:52 PM  
Why does every US news article read like its the beginning of a novel, or the blurb for a summer blockbuster.

"It was a cold winters night, deep in november, and paul and sally were on thier way to the shop to get some supplies. It was to be a trip theyd never forget. ZOMG PILEUP!"

or

"In a world.......where one couple....went to buy some stuff.....in the dead of night.....one car.....would skid out....and KILL US ALL!"

Seriously, does the average american have such a short attention span that they have to use hooking techiniques straight from some godforsaken marketing department?

 
Shadooby [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 04:51:24 PM  
You say you'll never be mine,
but darling, there'll come a tiiiiii-ime
I'll taste all that love that you've been hiding--
It's just a question of time,
before you make up your mind
And give all that love you've been denying...

/It's gonna getcha.

 
uptonogood 2008-03-09 04:57:04 PM  
Iowa booted out another old one!

/aww

 
treesloth 2008-03-09 04:57:19 PM  
She's just going to end up knocked up and whiny. Sheez, man, you had a chance to get away...

 
Supercheeks [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-09 04:59:54 PM  
How sweet...

 
MsInterpreted 2008-03-09 05:00:58 PM  
Master Chief: or

You lost me on this word.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-09 05:10:27 PM  
Master Chief: Why does every US news article read like its the beginning of a novel, or the blurb for a summer blockbuster.


Every journalist/writer wants to write the perfect lead. The few good ones can.

 
Coriantumr 2008-03-09 05:12:33 PM  
elka.cz

If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall!

 
barefoot in the head [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 05:16:41 PM  
Master Chief: Why does every US news article read like its the beginning of a novel, or the blurb for a summer blockbuster.

To offset the fact that every US tv commercial depicts people turning into cartoon characters and flying through the Tinkerbell sparkly air to high-absorbancy, paper-towelled Nirvana.

 
eggrolls [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 05:21:12 PM  
Was it these two?

atgbcentral.com

 
OscarTamerz 2008-03-09 05:26:30 PM  
Second base is a lot closer to third base after 47 years.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-09 05:34:44 PM  
OscarTamerz: Second base is a lot closer to third base after 47 years.

That's a home run!

 
CornFedIowan 2008-03-09 05:40:55 PM  
Meanwhile, I haven't even had a chance to bat.

 
jake3988 2008-03-09 05:55:02 PM  
If you don't make it to a homerun after 47 years of searching, that would suck like something I can't imagine.

 
Byn [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 05:55:45 PM  
Florentino Ariza unavailable for comment.

Man, I really needed to read a story like this today.

Congratulations to them both - I wish them much happiness!

 
unkotabete 2008-03-09 06:02:48 PM  
All I can say is: good luck to them both.

I'm not much a believer in romantic love, but every now and then I get proven wrong. This is a really nice story, and for those of you Farkers who are under 50 (and I'm not one of them), it may be easy to be cynical and joking, but for us old farts there's something about this that really resonates.

/not that I had anyone in high school I'd want see again, let alone get involved with
//and I still don't believe there's such a thing as tomantic love
///could explain the last 12 years of me being alone?

 
syrynxx [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 06:16:49 PM  
practiced kissing - for four years straight. By 1961, Bob was tired of just kissing. "Marry Blow me," he asked Sue.

/FTFTFA

 
Hot Carl To Go 2008-03-09 06:17:11 PM  
Not to be cynical, but it just seems like a well written advertisement for Classmates.com.

/Good luck to the new couple
//who can get a discount at the Sizzler now

 
Fapinator 2008-03-09 06:25:54 PM  
Master Chief:

In a country ... where The Sun shines brightly ... and boobies are on page three ... One Man ... who probably eats blood pudding ... can also EAT shiat!!!

 
amazing_live_seamonkeys [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-09 06:28:01 PM  
images.ocregister.com

Id rather fark a bag of popcorn.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-09 06:41:54 PM  
amazing_live_seamonkeys: Id rather fark a bag of popcorn.

Never
pass the popcorn.

 
SharkTrager 2008-03-09 06:49:38 PM  
jake3988: If you don't make it to a homerun after 47 years of searching, that would suck like something I can't imagine.

Looking at the pic, I'm not sure he could swing for the fences if he wanted to. Frankly I think he'll be lucky to get a bunt single.

 
Miss Misery 2008-03-09 06:51:09 PM  
Master Chief: Why does every US news article read like its the beginning of a novel, or the blurb for a summer blockbuster.

"It was a cold winters night, deep in november, and paul and sally were on thier way to the shop to get some supplies. It was to be a trip theyd never forget. ZOMG PILEUP!"

or

"In a world.......where one couple....went to buy some stuff.....in the dead of night.....one car.....would skid out....and KILL US ALL!"

Seriously, does the average american have such a short attention span that they have to use hooking techiniques straight from some godforsaken marketing department?


Erm, seriously, is this really an American phenomena? Daily Mail anyone? Let's face it. Westerners have ADD.

 
endlessmike 2008-03-09 06:52:59 PM  
anybody else notice in the "what is the best movie kiss of all time?" poll at the bottom, one of the candidates is luke and leia from star wars? who turn out to be brother and sister. creepy

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-09 06:59:20 PM  
Miss Misery: Master Chief: Why does every US news article read like its the beginning of a novel, or the blurb for a summer blockbuster.

"It was a cold winters night, deep in november, and paul and sally were on thier way to the shop to get some supplies. It was to be a trip theyd never forget. ZOMG PILEUP!"

or

"In a world.......where one couple....went to buy some stuff.....in the dead of night.....one car.....would skid out....and KILL US ALL!"

Seriously, does the average american have such a short attention span that they have to use hooking techiniques straight from some godforsaken marketing department?

Erm, seriously, is this really an American phenomena? Daily Mail anyone? Let's face it. Westerners have ADD.


I'm sorry, did you say something?

 
Ender's [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 07:07:33 PM  
For all the (mostly) women in this thread Ooohhhhing and saying how sweet, she was nothing to him before, but she is now. The stories of people having a REAL love and then finding them later, not so good.

I am glad it at least worked out for them.

/moral? Do 'em young, don't love 'em young. And if you fail that, don't get back together with em older.
//at least in my experience

 
ZoeNekros 2008-03-09 07:38:10 PM  
endlessmike: anybody else notice in the "what is the best movie kiss of all time?" poll at the bottom, one of the candidates is luke and leia from star wars? who turn out to be brother and sister. creepy

Jesus tap-dancing Christ -- spoilers!

 
Gidgie 2008-03-09 07:41:09 PM  
Adorable.

 
themagus 2008-03-09 07:42:29 PM  
thats a nice story.
my first girlfriend i would kill to get back with even though its years later. for some reason she just never left my mind. some people jsut feel "right"

 
The_Driver 2008-03-09 07:58:18 PM  
OscarTamerz: Second base is a lot closer to third base after 47 years.

Winner!

 
wotnartd 2008-03-09 08:11:49 PM  
OscarTamerz: Second base is a lot closer to third base after 47 years.

Oh, that's clever.

 
leroux 2008-03-09 08:34:51 PM  
www.lostpedia.com

 
leaving earth for no raisin 2008-03-09 08:50:49 PM  
Ender's: For all the (mostly) women in this thread Ooohhhhing and saying how sweet, she was nothing to him before, but she is now. The stories of people having a REAL love and then finding them later, not so good.

I am glad it at least worked out for them.

/moral? Do 'em young, don't love 'em young. And if you fail that, don't get back together with em older.
//at least in my experience


I don't understand why you say that she was nothing to him before, in TFA it says he asked her to marry him in high school, and she turned him down, and that while he had been married, he had always thought of her through the years, so where does your view come from, exactly?

/woman
//ooohing and awwwing

 
ktybear 2008-03-09 09:04:44 PM  
endlessmike: anybody else notice in the "what is the best movie kiss of all time?" poll at the bottom, one of the candidates is luke and leia from star wars? who turn out to be brother and sister. creepy


yeah, I noticed, and voted!

Cartoons win again

 
ScubaDude1960 [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 09:10:39 PM  
unkotabete: //and I still don't believe there's such a thing as tomantic love

Sex with tomatoes: don't knock it till you've tried it.

 
Master Chief 2008-03-09 09:19:44 PM  
Yeah, we have the daily mail, The Sun et all, the difference being that these publications are known for being sensationalist and 'chatty'. They make no bones about it, they know it, we know it and if you choose to buy them its cos you like that. Im thinking mroe along the lines of The Times, and any BBC news article as an example of THE NEWS, and not another entertainment show.

Ive yet to come across a US news site, such as WTFBBQ news (WTH is the deal with the random letters aswell) that DOESENT read like a trashy novel. And what the hell is with every 'anchor man' being a celebrity in his/her own right? WTFBBQ news would have thier faces splashed across the top banner with toothy insincere grins. Whats up with that? They just read you the farking news.

Ive tried to sit through one of the clips from a US news site that gets posted here now and again, but i cant do it, i really cant.

 
rally_monkey_must_die 2008-03-09 09:44:09 PM  
img299.imageshack.us

 
Kar98 2008-03-09 10:17:27 PM  
Master Chief: Why does every US news article read like its the beginning of a novel, or the blurb for a summer blockbuster.

"It was a cold winters night, deep in november, and paul and sally were on thier way to the shop to get some supplies. It was to be a trip theyd never forget. ZOMG PILEUP!"

or

"In a world.......where one couple....went to buy some stuff.....in the dead of night.....one car.....would skid out....and KILL US ALL!"


It was a gorgeous Sunday morning, unusually warm for this time of year, so Steve Whitmer decided it was the perfect opportunity to take his two small children to a local park.

Greenlit FA a couple lines above this one (new window)

 
cuzsis 2008-03-09 11:16:50 PM  
I can't help but thinking the people they married first are the ones getting screwed over in this. Especially if you are "still thinking about her" decades later. Seriously folks.

And the kids, if you had been married and had kids, do you think you'd offer to trade them from kids from another marriage? Of course not. Can't really count that, ya know? (Not saying the current kids are worth less, just that they wouldn't have traded any kids they had together for hypothetical kids from other marriages.)

/married my high school sweetheart
//fark that 46yr detour

 
giantsquidmarks 2008-03-10 12:41:59 AM  
"Bob and Sue became an item in the ninth grade back in their hometown of Bayport, Minnesota."

wouldn't they be sex offenders today...?

 
falser 2008-03-10 09:21:04 AM  
Who the fark uses Classmates.com ?

 
Master Chief 2008-03-10 11:34:36 AM  
Kar98: Master Chief: Why does every US news article read like its the beginning of a novel, or the blurb for a summer blockbuster.

"It was a cold winters night, deep in november, and paul and sally were on thier way to the shop to get some supplies. It was to be a trip theyd never forget. ZOMG PILEUP!"

or

"In a world.......where one couple....went to buy some stuff.....in the dead of night.....one car.....would skid out....and KILL US ALL!"

It was a gorgeous Sunday morning, unusually warm for this time of year, so Steve Whitmer decided it was the perfect opportunity to take his two small children to a local park.

Greenlit FA a couple lines above this one (new window)


Bingo

 
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