A Fark Party?

Drew's high school reunion?

LARPing?

/leaping lizards! Yea, we got those too..

The Bush White House?

GenCon?

The world's biggest Peter Pan tribute?

Fertiliser?

"Richard Simmons- The Musical"

Ain't no party like a green tights party...

The Democratic Convention?

Static-generated alternative energy?

Crossbow practice?

Jolly Green orgy?

You've gotta be a man to wear tights.

Since this is FARK, 998 people are in red tights and only 2 get green-tighted.

Camelot!

Let's get this outta the way...

Losers.

The next Cirque du Soleil venue?

My weekend?

A record-breaking event, involving over a thousand people, and a castle...
and they include a movie promo photo of Kevin Costner.

I was thinking a live-action D&D campaign.

Damn you, ArkAngel . Daaaammnnn youuuuuu!!!!

If the combined weight is over 3000 pounds, the SCA.

A whole lot of FABULOUS?

alacy52: You've gotta be a man to wear tights.

That was on TV today

/Achoo?
//Bless you!

fireclown: If the combined weight is over 3000 pounds, the SCA.

3 pounds apiece?

1,000 people all shouting "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!" or some variation thereof.

Not that I want to see that, but how do you do a story like that and not take a damn picture?!?

Fegelahs?
No, we're straight... just merry.

/old school

ArkAngel:


I actually met this guy a couple years ago.
/At the Ren Faire in Pasadena
//Yes, he was dressed as Peter Pan
///(I was dressed as a samurai.)
////(Don't ask.)
//slashies

JonnyBGoode: I actually met this guy a couple years ago.
/At the Ren Faire in Pasadena
//Yes, he was dressed as Peter Pan
///(I was dressed as a samurai.)
////(Don't ask.)
//slashies

That might be the most pathetic thing I've ever read.

+3 Charisma?

The Aristocrats!

monty666: That might be the most pathetic thing I've ever read.

Hey, I was escorting four buxom women in revealing bodices all day long (they invited me)... so it wasn't all that pathetic! (The fun part was helping them into their bodices before the Faire... mmmm memories...)

I just ran into the guy and did a double-take, and was like, "hey, aren't you...?" Didn't get a pic tho, dammit.

Unimpressed.

A hell of a lot of static electricity.

nutkick_42: Not that I want to see that, but how do you do a story like that and not take a damn picture?!?

This.

Increase in "Hanes His Way" stock??

Fairy-boys...

JonnyBGoode: ArkAngel:

I actually met this guy a couple years ago.
/At the Ren Faire in Pasadena
//Yes, he was dressed as Peter Pan
///(I was dressed as a samurai.)
////(Don't ask.)
//slashies

There can be only one!

JonnyBGoode: monty666: That might be the most pathetic thing I've ever read.

Hey, I was escorting four buxom women in revealing bodices all day long (they invited me)... so it wasn't all that pathetic! (The fun part was helping them into their bodices before the Faire... mmmm memories mammories(?)...)

I just ran into the guy and did a double-take, and was like, "hey, aren't you...?" Didn't get a pic tho, dammit.

/yes, I'm 12
//not rly

The media should not give coverage to this kind of thing.

The most people doing effortless task X is not a world record, it a F*ing damn con. Release an animation of any of these bullshiat records and the number of people showing up like that to Otakon of their own accord will be three times the "record number."

WrongTrousers: mmmm memories mammories(?)...

I see what you did there

I remember watching Waterworld (I have no idea why) and Robin Hood and thinking that Robin Hood was Waterworld with trees.

/what a spectacular non-news greenlight!

vomit?