Don't you BullStien Me IceHole...

Poor bastages.

Subtle subby, very nice.

My mother called me an ice hole once...

A) Between 500-2000 men AND THEIR FAMILIES....what were they thinking with this.
B) See above number...note that according to the report, like, less than 200 people have been rescued by helicopter...why no huge freighter or something?
C) "This sort of rescue happens often, as people go fishing as the ice is melting..." I couldn't really handle this, so instead, you know, facepalm, darwin, etc.

"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves."

What is sad is that generation z has never seen Johnny Dangerously, and most don't even know who Michael Keaton is.

wookiemonster: "I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves."

What is sad is that generation z has never seen Johnny Dangerously, and most don't even know who Michael Keaton is.

...as long as there's Beetlejuice, they'll know who Michael Keaton is. They just won't be able to pick him out of a lineup...

it's okay, it happens at least once a year.

/ it's the vodak-induced global warming

and most don't even know who Michael Keaton is.

This should help (pops)

Polar Bear Food

Fargin bastages.

/Digging a big hole in order to fill it with ashes and line the edge with green peas.

This just doesn't sound like a legitimate news story.

I'm gonna say: Pics or it didn't happen.

/also it's not news it's Fark, I get that, I'm just saying this story sounds, well, fishy.

global warming

I was going to make a pun on 'ice capades', then realized for the first time that 'ice capades' is a play on the word 'escapades'.

/feels dumber than before

In Russia, ice fishes you!

Steve132: A) Between 500-2000 men AND THEIR FAMILIES....what were they thinking with this.
B) See above number...note that according to the report, like, less than 200 people have been rescued by helicopter...why no huge freighter or something?
C) "This sort of rescue happens often, as people go fishing as the ice is melting..." I couldn't really handle this, so instead, you know, facepalm, darwin, etc.

Damn Bush it's his fault if we where not spending Billions on the "Katrina Victims" we would be able to send a couple of ships to rescue these people. What the hell is wrong with FEMA they have failed again.

Yep. Dey got dere bells in a sling.

Umm, that sucks...

And the stupidity abounds in this thread, unless it's just really shiatty sarcasm.

Vladivostok is actually a pretty nice city. That huge belcing smoke stack is a downer, though. Pretty much life every large town in Siberia.

"Nana Nana Boo Boo"

Approves

"IT'S FARGIN WAR!!"

/ahh, memories.

I put you bells in a sling.


sonamonbotches

how do you catch a polar bear?

SAvoodoo: how do you catch a polar bear?

I dunno but if it involves 300-1800 Russians stranded on an ice floe as bait, we've got a good start.

Ashtrey: SAvoodoo: how do you catch a polar bear?

I dunno but if it involves 300-1800 Russians stranded on an ice floe as bait, we've got a good start.

You line the hole with peas. And when when it come up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

/gawd, that one is what, 25 years old now?

Sounds like a vodak moment.

zensel: "IT'S FARGIN WAR!!"

/ahh, memories.

THIS

I lol'd