When Jay Leno outmaneuvers you by about 15 years, you should know you suck.

People should follow the Icelandic model for naming people.

"Mature content" was a misnomer.

lol @ 13

I'm actually really surprised a local news station ran this...

Sun God: People should follow the Icelandic model for naming people.

I prefer the Swedish model -- after IKEA furniture.

"Poonang-Floomvarg"

CBS13 is a central pillar of journalism I tells ya. A cornerstone even.

monty666: When Jay Leno outmaneuvers you by about 15 years, you should know you suck.

i came in here to say that. damn you.

godown-hiscox?

So ... old ...

#2 made me laugh.

monty666: When Jay Leno outmaneuvers you by about 15 years, you should know you suck.

/thread

Digeratus: So ... old ...

I think my stepmom was forwarding this list to me back in 98 when she first got a computer. I STILL get that same email from her at least once a year.

/Hurray for spam filters.
//Boo for senile relatives with easy access to email.

A coworker of mine's "Luigi-Hocker".

/Yeah, I know.

Farkin-Hay unavailable for comment

If your last name is Crapp I think you'd spend your whole life looking forward to the day you get to change your name.

monty666: When Jay Leno outmaneuvers you by about 15 years, you should know you suck.

THIS times a zillion.

And whats the deal with airline food anyway....

Where is Ms Cox-Zucker when we need her?

not to be a stickler, but those are wedding announcements, not hyphenated last names.

-1 for subby. no soup for you.

Still, it's interesting that a major news network would include such adult humor in a story. Granted, it's a local affiliate, but they bear the CBS logo so they're still accountable.

Guess I'm just used to the universal fist of political correctness.

I believe Carson was doing this before Leno

Butte-Secks?

Seriously though, Butts-McCracken? There is a god!

Shadow Blasko: And whats the deal with airline food anyway....
I mean I order the kosher meal when it hits me I'm putting my religion out there for thousands of anti-semites. I mean one of these days one of these guys is gonna snap. And you know what? He's gonna attack some poor sap that just didn't like fish. And the peanuts. Three hours of work for fifteen nuts...
Seriously watch the full stand up it goes on like this. When your done come back to this article and you'll laugh your ass off.

it ends here

It's always not a good idea

I was rather shocked when I saw the Suk-Dyck marriage announcement in my local paper.

I remember some kid got Darwinned in Garret Park, Montgomery County, MD. Garret Park is flamingly liberal, and I couldn't help but laugh when I saw he had one of those stupid hyphenated names.

How about Photoshop-Fake? They're an old couple too. Been going together for many a year. Glad to see they are finally getting married.

My dad swears back when he was younger there was a lady in the community with the last name of Pigg, and she married a guy named Hogg. I mean, what else COULD she have done?

Wang - Holder

I'd hit it

At least these people give the world laughter instead of a pain in the ass, like most of the stuck-up people who hyphenate their names.

Is there any other way?

What's so funny about hyphenating your name?

Why the hell should a woman's name and accomplishments be wiped out?

Idiots.

TheHopeDiamond: Idiots.

I give that a 2 on a troll scale of 1-10

I knew a couple getting married whose wedding invitations looked like:

Dyck-Poupalo (pronounced Dick-Poop-a-low)

Sweet baby jesus. I think this was one of the first things i ever got spammed to my first ever email address, from 30 different people.. twenty farking years ago.

What is the bride in #18 wearing- a sleeveless brown shirt and a veil? I hope she's wearing knit pants 2 sizes too small to complete the look.

Yeah, most of these were dealt with by Snopes (new window)

TheHopeDiamond: What's so funny about hyphenating your name?

Why the hell should a woman's name and accomplishments be wiped out?

Idiots.

Women exist to serve men, and bear them children (preferably male). Anything that strays from this is a perversion of nature.

Wait, are you female? God, why am I wasting my time responding?

ComicBookGuy: TheHopeDiamond: What's so funny about hyphenating your name?

Why the hell should a woman's name and accomplishments be wiped out?

Idiots.

Women exist to serve men, and bear them children (preferably male). Anything that strays from this is a perversion of nature.

Wait, are you female? God, why am I wasting my time responding?

Teknowaffle: Yeah, most of these were dealt with by Snopes (new window)

I see what you did there.

dick

/not really angry, kinda funny after a few

iscariot40: Teknowaffle: Yeah, most of these were dealt with by Snopes (new window)

I see what you did there.

dick

/not really angry, kinda funny after a few

if you think about it, rickroll is probably the best thing to ever happen to the internet

before rickrolls, everything idiots like him linked was a screamer link, and i dunno about you but those things gave me farking nightmares constantly, and rickroll just makes me wanna smoke a joint and watch some fresh prince

Haywood-Jablome

Buttsecks?

This has absolutely nothing to do with using a hyphenated name and everything to do with the newspaper style of reporting weddings.

And why is a CBS station channeling NBC's Leno anyhow.

Those things are funny because they're true.

TheHopeDiamond: What's so funny about hyphenating your name?

Why the hell should a woman's name and accomplishments be wiped out?

Idiots.

Honestly, I'd rather my (potential future) wife (that I don't know yet) just not change her name at all than hyphenate it.

Actually, nevermind, because my last name can be considered "dirty", so it might turn out to be pretty funny.

For instance, hopefully I can find a woman with a last name like Gobbler.