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(SFGate) Weird Urologist subjects patients to unnecessary treatment; found guilty by jury of pee-ers   (sfgate.com) divider line 31
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CrotchBeard 2008-03-09 12:31:37 AM  
I laughed.

 
DaCricket [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 01:01:11 AM  
I cried.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 01:18:01 AM  
I wet my pants.

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-03-09 06:56:52 AM  
What a pisser.

 
BillaBong 2008-03-09 07:02:17 AM  
I pooped.

 
mom_dropped_me 2008-03-09 07:02:30 AM  
I laughed, then I cried, and then I wet my pants.
/got nothin' slashie

 
DeRosso 2008-03-09 07:04:16 AM  
Was he trying to turn him into a 'dirty' bomb?

 
echomike23 2008-03-09 07:08:26 AM  
www.hatter.hu
You can drink it.

 
desolationrow 2008-03-09 07:14:09 AM  
That's brutal,

 
Tirgoviste 2008-03-09 07:14:50 AM  
I divided by zero

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 07:18:17 AM  
Why is it that meaty urologists can predict the weather, yet the regular ones can't?

 
tevys 2008-03-09 07:53:16 AM  
stewiesplayground.com

 
sirgrim [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 07:54:46 AM  
Some slacking going on in here...

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CycloneArmageddon 2008-03-09 08:24:39 AM  
tzzzzzzing!

+1 subby, you urological bastard

 
wowzer97pooh 2008-03-09 08:40:32 AM  
But is unnecessary always a bad thing?

 
dog_ninja 2008-03-09 09:10:59 AM  
What? no Scrubs?

 
GoldDude 2008-03-09 09:28:43 AM  
Q: What's the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?
A: The hematologist pricks your finger.
And the urologist fingers your... well you get the idea

 
Primum non nocere 2008-03-09 09:42:20 AM  
Not defending that U-hole Urologist at all. But he did get one thing right when he essentially said that if men live long enough, they will all get prostrate cancer.

Fortunately, in most 85-year old men, the tumor is localized, very slow growing, and clinically of much less significance compared to other statistically more likely causes of mortality (e.g. corornary artery disease, lung cancer, etc.).

 
crazywisdom_uk 2008-03-09 09:44:57 AM  
You are all in fine form today

However, the logic of the doc involved completely escapes me.

 
mark12A 2008-03-09 09:55:30 AM  
However, the logic of the doc involved completely escapes me.

As a young Urology student, he scanned himself and found his prostrate was way smaller than everyone elses'.

Thus was born a lifelong hatred of other mens' prostrates....

 
crazywisdom_uk 2008-03-09 10:29:21 AM  
mark12A

Thus was born a lifelong hatred of other mens' prostrates....

prostrates?

/There's a bad dirty joke in here-but I need more coffee

 
El Robbo [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-09 10:30:19 AM  
As a prostate cancer patient, I'm ...

Although I am. And I'm not TOO surprised, actually. I first went to a doc who wanted to do the biopsy right out of the gate by bullying me into it, even though the symptoms were more like that of an infection. After I dumped that loser, my second urologist (still basically a nice guy) still wanted real bad to cut me instead of me doing the radiation. I'm aware they need time doing serious surgery to keep up their certification or whatever, but come on. I'm 41. I don't want my entire crotch innards cut open like a turkey dinner. Bad enough that I had to have like 89 radioactive splinters stabbed through my taint into my otherwise health prostate.

I dunno, maybe the medical corporations worked some kind of deal with Dr. al-Ghul or whatever.

 
farkinuggin 2008-03-09 10:31:08 AM  
mark12A:

As a young Urology student, he scanned himself and found his prostrate was way smaller than everyone elses'.

Thus was born a lifelong hatred of other mens' prostrates....



For the win

 
NannyStatePark 2008-03-09 11:26:30 AM  
But the douchebag only got three months.

Yay tort reform! Yay shiatty malpractice laws. I saved ten cents on my insurance because this evil bastard didn't go down in flames.

/the judicial system, read about it...

 
zensel 2008-03-09 12:03:46 PM  
Whatever.
Like you need a reason to stick things into old man prostate.

Lighten up people.

 
zensel 2008-03-09 12:05:32 PM  
Also,
"GET OFF MY PROSTATE!"

Damn kid doctors.

 
oroku_saki 2008-03-09 01:37:15 PM  
CrotchBeard: I laughed.

DaCricket: I cried.

King Something: I wet my pants.

BRAVO! This thread is over!

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2008-03-09 02:25:38 PM  
I don't want my entire crotch innards cut open like a turkey dinner.

Plus if they mess around in there and don't get all the tumor, it spreads elsewhere in the body. I know (knew) a man who died when it spread to his lungs.

 
beaverfetus 2008-03-09 08:37:45 PM  
bingethinker plus if they mess around in there and don't get all the tumor, it spreads elsewhere in the body. I know (knew) a man who died when it spread to his lungs.

thats some good medicine-ing there, lou.

/sigh

El Robbo you must remember that urologists, despite the "gist" are surgeons. they are trained like surgeons and they think like surgeons. They often don't want to waste time when they think they can solve your problem quickly and definitively.

If you do end up having your prostate out seek a big med center preferably one where they can remove it with a da vinci robot. Go to a guy who does a shiat load and has good ED numbers.

that is all.

 
dervish16108 2008-03-09 11:50:42 PM  
How do you spell Icup?

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2008-03-10 01:48:25 AM  
thats some good medicine-ing there, lou.

Look it up before you get too condescending, Dr. Jackwad.

 
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