I laughed.

I cried.

I wet my pants.

What a pisser.

I pooped.

I laughed, then I cried, and then I wet my pants.
/got nothin' slashie

Was he trying to turn him into a 'dirty' bomb?

You can drink it.

That's brutal,

I divided by zero

Why is it that meaty urologists can predict the weather, yet the regular ones can't?

Some slacking going on in here...

tzzzzzzing!

+1 subby, you urological bastard

But is unnecessary always a bad thing?

What? no Scrubs?

Q: What's the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?
A: The hematologist pricks your finger.
And the urologist fingers your... well you get the idea

Not defending that U-hole Urologist at all. But he did get one thing right when he essentially said that if men live long enough, they will all get prostrate cancer.

Fortunately, in most 85-year old men, the tumor is localized, very slow growing, and clinically of much less significance compared to other statistically more likely causes of mortality (e.g. corornary artery disease, lung cancer, etc.).

You are all in fine form today

However, the logic of the doc involved completely escapes me.

However, the logic of the doc involved completely escapes me.

As a young Urology student, he scanned himself and found his prostrate was way smaller than everyone elses'.

Thus was born a lifelong hatred of other mens' prostrates....

mark12A

Thus was born a lifelong hatred of other mens' prostrates....

prostrates?

/There's a bad dirty joke in here-but I need more coffee

As a prostate cancer patient, I'm ...

Although I am. And I'm not TOO surprised, actually. I first went to a doc who wanted to do the biopsy right out of the gate by bullying me into it, even though the symptoms were more like that of an infection. After I dumped that loser, my second urologist (still basically a nice guy) still wanted real bad to cut me instead of me doing the radiation. I'm aware they need time doing serious surgery to keep up their certification or whatever, but come on. I'm 41. I don't want my entire crotch innards cut open like a turkey dinner. Bad enough that I had to have like 89 radioactive splinters stabbed through my taint into my otherwise health prostate.

I dunno, maybe the medical corporations worked some kind of deal with Dr. al-Ghul or whatever.

mark12A:

As a young Urology student, he scanned himself and found his prostrate was way smaller than everyone elses'.

Thus was born a lifelong hatred of other mens' prostrates....


For the win

But the douchebag only got three months.

Yay tort reform! Yay shiatty malpractice laws. I saved ten cents on my insurance because this evil bastard didn't go down in flames.

/the judicial system, read about it...

Whatever.
Like you need a reason to stick things into old man prostate.

Lighten up people.

Also,
"GET OFF MY PROSTATE!"

Damn kid doctors.

CrotchBeard: I laughed.

DaCricket: I cried.

King Something: I wet my pants.

BRAVO! This thread is over!

I don't want my entire crotch innards cut open like a turkey dinner.

Plus if they mess around in there and don't get all the tumor, it spreads elsewhere in the body. I know (knew) a man who died when it spread to his lungs.

bingethinker plus if they mess around in there and don't get all the tumor, it spreads elsewhere in the body. I know (knew) a man who died when it spread to his lungs.

thats some good medicine-ing there, lou.

/sigh

El Robbo you must remember that urologists, despite the "gist" are surgeons. they are trained like surgeons and they think like surgeons. They often don't want to waste time when they think they can solve your problem quickly and definitively.

If you do end up having your prostate out seek a big med center preferably one where they can remove it with a da vinci robot. Go to a guy who does a shiat load and has good ED numbers.

that is all.

How do you spell Icup?

thats some good medicine-ing there, lou.

Look it up before you get too condescending, Dr. Jackwad.