Or fear that kidneys would not be in place.

/DRTFA

Okay, it was a stretch, but I lol'd.

Timing and weight is everything.

Headline win is enough... drtfa

the ice truck killer strikes again!

Maybe they should've tried thawing it with water? That would've been interesting.

ROCKET FUEL!

/If you go to Arisia, you'll know what I mean.

first thing I thought of:



/my new love interest
//the show, not the actor

The victim had an apparent addiction to "ice".

Sounds like sex games gone bad

Well if Jeffrey Dahmer is to be believed, one has to be diligent about keeping them fresh. Of course now he'll have to have the party catered.


/one ticket please.

So this guy was unable to find a metal clothes hanger to solve his problem, but he mananged to find a tub full of dry ice?

+1 subby

I'm sure the hotel was a very classy establishment that had a mini bar AND a bidet.

approves

meh. just another stiff in a hotel room.

I found it to be slightly ironic that OJ Simpson had an article on the same page.

Wanted for questioning:

eff ewe: Or fear that kidneys would not be in place.

Damn. Right in the B-0-0-B-1-E-S too.

tshetter: approves

I saw a Geico (I think) commercial the other day advertising motorcycle insurance. It's the one with the ninja. I swear the neighbor plugging Geico looked just like the BTK in your post. He had the same kind of demeanor/attitude. Creepy.

tshetter: approves

The Iceman cometh.

Anyway, you and I are the same person apparently.

eff ewe: Or fear that kidneys would not be in place.

/DRTFA

Dang. Already taken! :D

I just want to ask the coroner that moved the body...Shaken or stirred?

"her death did not appear to be a homicide"

really???

the_colonel: tshetter: approves

I saw a Geico (I think) commercial the other day advertising motorcycle insurance. It's the one with the ninja. I swear the neighbor plugging Geico looked just like the BTK in your post. He had the same kind of demeanor/attitude. Creepy.

That's not BTK, that's Richard Crumlinsky or something like that. He claimed to be America's most prolific killer--mob hit man and psychopathic serial killer.

Richard Kuklinski. The ice man. He used to put his victims on ice for months then dump the body.

Doctor: Do you mean to tell me you didn't realize this man was dead?

Basil Fawlty: Well, people don't talk that much in the morning! Look, I'm just delivering a tray, right? If the guest isn't singing, "Oh, What a Beautiful Morning", I don't immediately think, "Oh, there's another one snuffed it in the night, another name in the Fawlty Towers Book of Rememberance!" I mean, this is a hotel, not a Burma railway!

Sybil Fawlty: Basil!

Basil: Well, I mean, it does actually say "hotel" outside! I mean, perhaps I should be more specific: "Hotel for people who have a better than 50% chance of making it through the night!"

/drtfa
//flowery tw*ts

Those prices in a mini-bar make it scary to touch anything.

$5 for a bottle of H20.
$7 for M&Ms


What a joke.

If they were just a regular rip-off and not a total ass-tearing, mom-raping pathetic money grab, I'd actually use the mini-bar.

Drinking ink-jet printer ink refill is cheaper, FCS!

Ikahoshi: Well if Jeffrey Dahmer is to be believed, one has to be diligent about keeping them fresh. Of course now he'll have to have the party catered.


/one ticket please.

Dahmer is dead. You do know that, right?

I bet this really screws with the police when it comes to establishing time of death.

RalphDClark: tshetter: approves

The Iceman cometh.

Anyway, you and I are the same person apparently.

Wow....uhh....

So are you me?
or
Am I you?

/me tokes again

wowzer97pooh: the_colonel: tshetter: approves

I saw a Geico (I think) commercial the other day advertising motorcycle insurance. It's the one with the ninja. I swear the neighbor plugging Geico looked just like the BTK in your post. He had the same kind of demeanor/attitude. Creepy.

That's not BTK, that's Richard Crumlinsky or something like that. He claimed to be America's most prolific killer--mob hit man and psychopathic serial killer.

My mistake. I saw the Iceman's interview recently too. There is a resemblence but the Geico guy looked more like BTK.

At least it was on the rocks and not mixed.

That'll keep the body from becoming stinky!

Cunning plan, I must say.

Phil Herup: Those prices in a mini-bar make it scary to touch anything.

$5 for a bottle of H20.
$7 for M&Ms


What a joke.

If they were just a regular rip-off and not a total ass-tearing, mom-raping pathetic money grab, I'd actually use the mini-bar.

Drinking ink-jet printer ink refill is cheaper, FCS!

If the prices were a bit lower people might actually buy the minibar crap and the hotel would make more money off of it.

$2 shots would be pretty nice too.

Guess its optimal supply/demand thing...thought Laffer curve at first but know thats not it....

the_colonel: wowzer97pooh: the_colonel: tshetter: approves

I saw a Geico (I think) commercial the other day advertising motorcycle insurance. It's the one with the ninja. I swear the neighbor plugging Geico looked just like the BTK in your post. He had the same kind of demeanor/attitude. Creepy.

That's not BTK, that's Richard Crumlinsky or something like that. He claimed to be America's most prolific killer--mob hit man and psychopathic serial killer.

I'm not interested in all the details of what and how these guys did what they did. But what fascinates me is things like the killer of the mother and daughters in a northern California motel who said he had these thought of murdering people all of his life, since he was a little kid. It makes me wonder where it all comes from.

My mistake. I saw the Iceman's interview recently too. There is a resemblence but the Geico guy looked more like BTK.

All there is on cable is either ghost sightings, ufo sightings, or serial killer interviews. That's the reason why I recognized Kuklinski. An hour long interview was shown on cable recently.

"First responders"

That phrase makes me want to torture a bureaucrat, and see if he calls out for a "first responder" or a "paramedic."

Mom told me not to ship it USPS, but did I listen?

Don't......misbehave

tshetter: RalphDClark: tshetter: approves

The Iceman cometh.

Anyway, you and I are the same person apparently.

Wow....uhh....

So are you me?
or
Am I you?

/me tokes again

Straight to the moon, man! You're the ICE. I'm the MAN.

tshetter: approves



Richard Kulinski's biography was the bomb! Awesome to read.

towatchoverme: "First responders"

That phrase makes me want to torture a bureaucrat, and see if he calls out for a "first responder" or a "paramedic."

"First responders" were either the unfortunate maid who unlocked the door and sat there for fifteen minutes trying to decide whether to report the body and risk being deported when the cops ran her ID, or not report the body and risk being arrested when the next guest found the body later; or the security guard who had to verify the maid's claim of a body in the room and immediately compromised the scene by puking all over the body and the carpet and running down the hall with blood on his shoes.

Happens all the time at hotels that don't hire EMTs.

the_colonel: tshetter: approves

I saw a Geico (I think) commercial the other day advertising motorcycle insurance. It's the one with the ninja. I swear the neighbor plugging Geico looked just like the BTK in your post. He had the same kind of demeanor/attitude. Creepy.


That wasn't the BTK, that guy is Richard Kulinski, a hitman nicknamed "The Ice Man".

the more you know

joel383: "her death did not appear to be a homicide"

really???

Yes, police believe that the poor women committed suicide by throwing herself backwards into a large plastic container full of dry ice. So sad.

jackandwater: the_colonel: tshetter: approves

I saw a Geico (I think) commercial the other day advertising motorcycle insurance. It's the one with the ninja. I swear the neighbor plugging Geico looked just like the BTK in your post. He had the same kind of demeanor/attitude. Creepy.


That wasn't the BTK, that guy is Richard Kulinski, a hitman nicknamed "The Ice Man".

the more you know

You'r too late. It was already pointed out. My mistake (look 9 post up).

gweilo8888: //flowery tw*ts

My absolute favorite version of the sign.

joel383: "her death did not appear to be a homicide"

really???

I doubt they mean it has been established as not homicide, They probably mean theres no OBVIOUS signs of it being murder like a gunshot wound, that can be seen without an autopsy.

the_colonel: jackandwater: the_colonel: tshetter: approves

I saw a Geico (I think) commercial the other day advertising motorcycle insurance. It's the one with the ninja. I swear the neighbor plugging Geico looked just like the BTK in your post. He had the same kind of demeanor/attitude. Creepy.


That wasn't the BTK, that guy is Richard Kulinski, a hitman nicknamed "The Ice Man".

the more you know

You'r too late. It was already pointed out. My mistake (look 9 post up).

Yes, I saw that. I have a bad habit of commenting as I read the remarks, so some times I am a repeat.