The county clerk was relieved because he was expecting Van Hagar.

I'll be there

Published: April 27, 2007

i could have sworn this was on fark before, but i can't find it

/shrug

"Jim Dandy to the rescue" would have been much cooler.

/dlr was a jim dandy wannabe
//my lawn, get off it.

Why is one of the Baldwin's on the right side of the page?

I know when I think of cruising for girls, I think of McDonalds.....

so you could pretend to be who you want to in the whole wide world and you can t decide between eddie or Sammy hagar...
wait, what the fark...

Eddie Van Halen would eat Django Reihnardt's lunch.

/more fingers

i guess it all depends... Alex or Eddie?

mushroom belt: Eddie Van Halen would eat Django Reihnardt's lunch.

/more fingers

hush you. go eat some pudding.

mushroom belt: Eddie Van Halen would eat Django Reihnardt's lunch.

/more fingers

AND toss his salad!!

Wait, I haven't read Valerie Bertinelli's book yet.

truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: I'll be there

What's going on with that picture? It looks like Sammy Hagar is being kicked out of the DMV.

mushroom belt: Eddie Van Halen would eat Django Reihnardt's lunch.

/more fingers

No he wouldn't. Django played music.

Sammy Van Halen is a freaking legend in the Niagara Falls/Buffalo area. He's been mentioned on the top Buffalo radio show "Shredd and Ragan" many times and sometimes people will even call in with a Sammy spotting.
This guy is nuts. He lives with his parents yet he has tons of tricked out cars and seriously believes he is a rock star. He goes around handing out autographed pictures. An ex of mine actually saw him pull up in a car wash once in his Sammy Van Halen.com decaled Trans Am with some Van Halen blasting.
Weird guy but essentially harmless.

Oh, so now it's a crime for me to hit on the girls at Mickey D's (that's what I call it, the ladies love that)? What's the world coming to? I'm going to Ronald's for a little Filet-O-Fish action, if you get my drift (wink). In exactly 26 minutes.

Marla Singer's Laundry: No he wouldn't. Django played music.

Grappelli carried him, and you know it.

I brought my pencil!

Who?

/jumped the tank with "1984"

Jadedgrl: Sammy Van Halen is a freaking legend in the Niagara Falls/Buffalo area. He's been mentioned on the top Buffalo radio show "Shredd and Ragan" many times and sometimes people will even call in with a Sammy spotting.
This guy is nuts. He lives with his parents yet he has tons of tricked out cars and seriously believes he is a rock star. He goes around handing out autographed pictures. An ex of mine actually saw him pull up in a car wash once in his Sammy Van Halen.com decaled Trans Am with some Van Halen blasting.
Weird guy but essentially harmless.

Came in here to say this...

So, are the girls at the Niagara Falls McDonald's unusually well-endowed or something? Or is this guy just truly batshiat insane?

Even an out-&-out maniac needs something to work with, and I just can't imagine even a psycho hitting on most girls who work at McD's.

farking hilarious

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: I brought my pencil!

They were hot for teacher not hot for MickeyD's girls......

I have since regretted legally changing my name to "Dexy Midnight Runners, Jr."

don't miss western new york at all...

Good god, what a terrible website.
When less than 1/4 of the horizontal space is dedicated to the article, it's seriously time to rethink your design.

SammyVanHalen.com (new window)


/dude may have some screws loose,but I just realized that I've been stalking him on the internet for the last 5 minutes.
//hotlinked for teacher

What an entertaining and humorously written police blotter! Haven't seen that before.

Van Halen?
Excellent!!

Big tits mean big shiat!

/got nuthin'

Holy crap! I'm from Buffalo...this guy is totally real. He's a nuisance- apparently he goes to lots of retail stores and just yells "Van Halen in the House!"

Jadedgrl: Sammy Van Halen is a freaking legend in the Niagara Falls/Buffalo area. He's been mentioned on the top Buffalo radio show "Shredd and Ragan" many times and sometimes people will even call in with a Sammy spotting.
This guy is nuts. He lives with his parents yet he has tons of tricked out cars and seriously believes he is a rock star. He goes around handing out autographed pictures. An ex of mine actually saw him pull up in a car wash once in his Sammy Van Halen.com decaled Trans Am with some Van Halen blasting.
Weird guy but essentially harmless.

Well then the reporter is even more of a douche for making fun of him. "Oh, a guy who has mental problems- let's make smartass remarks about his behavior, including creepy comments to young girls- hilarious!"

At least is more interesting than his breathless report of personnel changes in the police department- two new lieutenants? Court security officers retiring? "Wow" indeed!