Well god damn, that's all I can ever say.

Not guilty!

Was it the sound of John Denver being strangled?

i'm sorry for all the people in china thailand.

"Weenus"....so full of win.

It could be worse. Playing Michael Bolton would start an all out riot.

Apparently John Denver (in any form) and alcohol don't mix well.

"Country Roads" is popular all over. Big in Irish pubs. I don't understand it, even tho I'm a big fan of Denvers.

/Alaska Trilogy FTW!

mark12A: "Country Roads" is popular all over. Big in Irish pubs. I don't understand it, even tho I'm a big fan of Denvers.

/Alaska Trilogy FTW!

people really identify with west virginia and feel that it is, in fact, almost heaven.

Curse you, John Denver! Even from the grave you torment us. Will humanity never be free of your evil clutches? How many more must die before your vengeful spirit departs forever?

Like we don't see that headline at least once a month.

//immediately thought of the sound of John Denver being strangled
///You came on my pilllll-oooooowwwwwww WHAGHGHGHGHGH!!!!

Justifiable homicide. Possibly even self-defense.

Well....wouldn't be the first time, won't be the last.

burndtdan: people really identify with west virginia and feel that it is, in fact, almost heaven.

Irish people have a "thing" for mountain mamas.

burndtdan: mark12A: "Country Roads" is popular all over. Big in Irish pubs. I don't understand it, even tho I'm a big fan of Denvers.

/Alaska Trilogy FTW!

people really identify with west virginia and feel that it is, in fact, almost heaven.

I always pictured Heaven as a place where people had more teeth.

darth_nick23: i'm sorry for all the people in china thailand.

-So are you Chinese or Japanese?

-I'm Laotian! I'm from LAOS!

-So are you Chinese or Japanese?

.probably not obscure.

Strangely enough, I was on a message board talking about WVU football a while back. One of the posters was an enlisted Army man serving in Iraq who's originally from West Virginia. He was shocked one day when he pulled up at the Taco Bell in Fallujah to find the guy working th drive in window rocking out to Country Roads.

Just reading the story gave me a misty taste of moonshine and a teardrop in my eye.

TheJoe03: darth_nick23: i'm sorry for all the people in china thailand.

-So are you Chinese or Japanese?

-I'm Laotian! I'm from LAOS!

-So are you Chinese or Japanese?

.probably not obscure.



no, i was making a parody of a john denver lyric.

Sounds like the doc warned them.

They should've listened.

I like this new bare bones interweb style.

They seem cool wid it

Almost heaven. Bangkok, Thailand.

Phu Phan mountains. Chao Praya river.

Life is cheap there, cheaper than a beer.

Younger that the hookers, faster than fourth gear.

National Review beat FARK to that headline by 8 hours (new window).

You amateurs are pathetic.

Show us your weenus!

puffy999: burndtdan: people really identify with west virginia and feel that it is, in fact, almost heaven.

Irish people have a "thing" for mountain mamas.

Who doesn't?

No mo yanky my wanky.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Was it the sound of John Denver being strangled?

More likely a flock of birds flying into the engine.

Both karaoke and John Denver's music really do suck, but they're not worth a life sentence....

My favorite Denver parody from National Lampoon:

I'm stuck in this old city now where living ain't no fun
Where steel and glass and concrete cancel out the wind and sun
And I'm thinking of last winter now
when we walked hand in hand
In the trails of the Colorado Rockies

The wind sang us a lullaby, the snow was thick as cream,
And icicles were chandeliers like crystal in a dream
And the streams were strips of diamond
And the hills were white as snow,
And a bear ate all our soybeans in the night

Oh, Colorado's calling me
From her hillsides and her rivers and her mesas and her trees,
When blizzards snap the power lines
And all the toilets freeze
In December in the Colorado Rockies

We had time and space and freedom,
We had love and peace to spare
Though we ran out of things to smoke and say and eat and wear
And the morning of the avalanche
The Yeti kidnapped Blanche
And took her to his cave up in the Rockies.

Oh, Colorado's calling me
From her glaciers and her canyons and her badlands and ravines,
And infectious hepatitis
Was all that came to stay
In January in the Colorado Rockies

The baby didn't die until we'd burned up all our wood
Considering we ate her raw, she tasted pretty good
Then the fascist health inspectors
Dug us out and mailed us home --
Except for Blanche who wouldn't leave her mate.

Oh, Colorado's calling me
From her mountains and her rivers and her meadows and her trees
They tell me I'll be cured soon
Thawed and ready to return
When it's April in the Colorado Rockies.

gis for thai karaoke

Ihaveanevilparrot: puffy999: burndtdan: people really identify with west virginia and feel that it is, in fact, almost heaven.

Irish people have a "thing" for mountain mamas.

Who doesn't?

Jesus?

chuckdpe1: Strangely enough, I was on a message board talking about WVU football a while back. One of the posters was an enlisted Army man serving in Iraq who's originally from West Virginia. He was shocked one day when he pulled up at the Taco Bell in Fallujah to find the guy working th drive in window rocking out to Country Roads.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?

Here it is: show me your weenus!

mark12A: "Country Roads" is popular all over. Big in Irish pubs. I don't understand it, even tho I'm a big fan of Denvers.

/Alaska Trilogy FTW!

More popular than "You Don't Even Call Me By My Name" by David Allan Coe?

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Was it the sound of John Denver being strangled?


you came on my pilloooowwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaehaehawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

that john denver is full of shiat

As a farktective, I have a few questions...

Mr Chumkamnerd
Some kind of salmon-desiring-geek family?

who works as a rubber tapper
Trojan or Durex?

he did not notice he had murdered his own brother-in-law
Because they all look alike? (karaoke singers)

de_Selby: that john denver is full of shiat

Immediately what I thought of.

/I need to watch that movie again

Hey, take it Siameasy, guy...!

Thai John Denver Karaoke Killing Spree would make an awesome name for a band.

darth_nick23: TheJoe03: darth_nick23: i'm sorry for all the people in china thailand.

-So are you Chinese or Japanese?

-I'm Laotian!

What? The ocean? Which one?

They'd let you sing, they would invite you,
But the songs they use would not excite you.

There was a mention of this in some Doonesbury strips awhile back, where the Jimmy Thudpucker character was hanging out in SE Asia playing country-folk to crowds of people who thought John Denver was God or something like that.

Sorry,I can't understand this. As bad as I hate "Rap" music I don't think I would kill anyone for singing or listening to it! I guess the karoke must have been reeeaaalllyyy baaaddd.

Sunshine on my nutsack makes me happy.

Weenus Chumkamnerd

Nice.

burndtdan: mark12A: "Country Roads" is popular all over. Big in Irish pubs. I don't understand it, even tho I'm a big fan of Denvers.

/Alaska Trilogy FTW!

people really identify with west virginia and feel that it is, in fact, almost heaven.

Clearly you've never been to Wheeling.