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(Time) News Serbian government going out of business, all items 90% off, everything must go   (time.com) divider line 214
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IWood 2008-03-08 08:45:05 PM  
Pool of acid! All of 'em!

 
Kuoxasar 2008-03-08 08:45:27 PM  
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

 
elffster 2008-03-08 08:45:46 PM  
Think they got any HD-DVD players?

 
blkhwk86 2008-03-08 08:45:52 PM  
www.familyrecroom.com

I hope i brought enough for everyone

 
Ebenator 2008-03-08 08:45:56 PM  
I call the stereo

 
Alphax 2008-03-08 08:46:52 PM  
Can we do that here?

 
LordSpectre 2008-03-08 08:47:19 PM  
Yes... that's all well and good... but how long til they reopen under "new" ownership?

 
blkhwk86 2008-03-08 08:47:20 PM  
Oooo, czarangelus is here. This is going to be EPIC.

 
birdboy2000 2008-03-08 08:47:38 PM  
Why is a tiny balkan state calling elections news?

 
guitarpick2002 2008-03-08 08:47:56 PM  
Ooooh, discounted jewelry and leftover ammo from Kosovo! I got a deal!

/window please

 
RealAmericanHero [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 08:48:17 PM  
czarangelus: Death to NATO, long live Yugoslavia!

You're a strange person.

 
Poopspasm [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 08:48:25 PM  
Alphax: Can we do that here?

If we have another Republican president, you'll get the answer to that question.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 08:48:28 PM  
elffster: Think they got any HD-DVD players?

Ebenator: I call the stereo

Dibs on the 8-Track!

 
LegacyDL 2008-03-08 08:48:32 PM  
Are the genocides still buy 1 get 1 free?

 
Aamelrons 2008-03-08 08:48:32 PM  
I will buy the royal jewels for 20 serbian dinar!
/motivated enough to google their currency
//to lazy to check if they even have royal jewels.

 
Coriantumr 2008-03-08 08:48:45 PM  
CompUSA owns Serbia?

 
blkhwk86 2008-03-08 08:50:13 PM  
LegacyDL: Are the genocides still buy 1 get 1 free?

Nope, they sold out of them, but I think they have War Crimes for buy 1 get the second half off.

 
Alphax 2008-03-08 08:50:38 PM  
Coriantumr: CompUSA owns Serbia?

As a former CompUSA employee, I LOLed.

 
HMS_Blinkin 2008-03-08 08:51:38 PM  
ummmmmmmm.....Did anybody actually RTFA? In parliamentary governments, "dissolving the government" only means a new round of routine elections (and not a nationwide destabilization), but don't let that stop you, czar, from blaming the US. Good work.

 
GoofingOff 2008-03-08 08:52:39 PM  
Poopspasm
If we have another Republican president, you'll get the answer to that question.

Serious question...Do you really think it won't be a Republican president? I just don't see a black guy or a woman being president. Not that I think there is anything wrong with that, but I just don't see it happening.

/Sorry for getting off the subject.

 
Jubeebee 2008-03-08 08:54:05 PM  
shiat, I was just looking for a new chair too. Think they have any dentist chairs without bloodstains on them left?

 
Bith Set Me Up 2008-03-08 08:54:08 PM  
But that's impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?

 
goddamhippie 2008-03-08 08:54:10 PM  
czarangelus: LegacyDL: Are the genocides still buy 1 get 1 free?

Who still believes in the Serbian genocide?



^Funnier if you imagine it to the tune of "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?".^

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 08:54:46 PM  
birdboy2000: Why is a tiny balkan state calling elections news?

Because a troubled part of that tiny Balkan state recently seceded? Considering that the plain of Kosovo is where the battle between the Serbs and the Ottoman Empire took place, it's regarded as part of the national heritage of Serbs, and would be quite like, say, if parts of Texas decided to declare independence, bringing the Alamo along.

Following that, an election is not good news, because that means that Serb nationalists will have severe momentum, which is not a good thing, when regarding history, both in Serbia, but also elsewhere, where elections have taken place shortly after major events.

 
T-Servo 2008-03-08 08:54:47 PM  
czarangelus: Who still believes in the Serbian genocide? It's like Iraq's WMDs or Iran's nukes. There was certainly ethnic cleansing on both sides of the fence, but it was American intervention that guaranteed the continued dissolution and murders. Why support the Albanians when they did just as much "cleansing" of Serbs from Albanian territory?

Because it was easier to identify their targets to bomb.

Well, except embassies and such.

 
Alphax 2008-03-08 08:54:48 PM  
GoofingOff: Serious question...Do you really think it won't be a Republican president? I just don't see a black guy or a woman being president. Not that I think there is anything wrong with that, but I just don't see it happening.

Barring a fixed election, it won't be McCain. And I don't think he's the kind to order it fixed.

 
drop acid 2008-03-08 08:57:06 PM  
GoofingOff: Poopspasm
If we have another Republican president, you'll get the answer to that question.

Serious question...Do you really think it won't be a Republican president? I just don't see a black guy or a woman being president. Not that I think there is anything wrong with that, but I just don't see it happening.

/Sorry for getting off the subject.


Like McCain is a republican

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 08:57:26 PM  
GoofingOff: Poopspasm
If we have another Republican president, you'll get the answer to that question.

Serious question...Do you really think it won't be a Republican president? I just don't see a black guy or a woman being president. Not that I think there is anything wrong with that, but I just don't see it happening.

/Sorry for getting off the subject.


I tend to find that people who need to add "Not that I think there is anything wrong with that", often actually does. Just as people who talk about their "humble opinions", rarely have particularly humble opinions. It's in the rules, just next to "States that have 'Free' or 'Democratic' in the name, rarely are."

 
xombie_a_go_go 2008-03-08 08:57:49 PM  
Dibs on any tanks or armored personel carriers. I wanna make my morning commute a little more fun.

Merge THIS biatch.....BOOM!

 
Rat [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 08:58:09 PM  
C'mon, it's CzechoslovakiaSerbia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's CzechoslovakiaSerbia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.

©

 
RamblingKey 2008-03-08 08:58:18 PM  
Tadic's people are blatantly accepting bribes from fiereign investors and foreign *cough* German British *cough* intelligence agencies. The insiders' adult children are out and about flaunting the money in Dubrovnik, Venice, Rome, London and Vienna.

His party doesn't deserve the support of the people, he and his party insiders deserve quick and partial trials and executions.

 
Poopspasm [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 08:58:30 PM  
Alphax: GoofingOff: Serious question...Do you really think it won't be a Republican president? I just don't see a black guy or a woman being president. Not that I think there is anything wrong with that, but I just don't see it happening.

Barring a fixed election, it won't be McCain. And I don't think he's the kind to order it fixed.


John McCain (R-Arizona)

Seems to me he's just the type.

this trolling stuff is fun

 
fernandez 2008-03-08 08:58:35 PM  
blkhwk86

Oooo, czarangelus is here. This is going to be EPIC.

hahaha

 
youl100 2008-03-08 08:58:42 PM  
Alphax: Barring a fixed election, it won't be McCain. And I don't think he's the kind to order it fixed.

Isn't that the type of mentality which got us here in the first place?

"That George W. Bush. I'd sure like to have a beer with that old boy. I'm sure he'd never be one to rig an election."

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 08:58:49 PM  
GoofingOff: Serious question...Do you really think it won't be a Republican president? I just don't see a black guy or a woman being president. Not that I think there is anything wrong with that, but I just don't see it happening.

/Sorry for getting off the subject.


I do. I don't think the racial/gender divides are as serious as people claim (although I live in a very liberal area).

There are enough stupid, bleeding heart, whiny liberals to cancel out the redneck, bigoted, fear-mongering conservatives. Then the rest of us determine a winner based on issues.

/optimist, I know.

 
DayBreakBoys17 2008-03-08 08:58:51 PM  
It'll be McCain.

White. Male. Experienced.

3 things neither of the others candidates are.

 
DayBreakBoys17 2008-03-08 08:59:32 PM  
^^ and yes I mean that entirely.

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 09:00:04 PM  
blkhwk86: LegacyDL: Are the genocides still buy 1 get 1 free?

Nope, they sold out of them, but I think they have War Crimes for buy 1 get the second half off.


Yeah, but the second one is only of equal or lesser tragedy.

 
Poopspasm [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 09:00:26 PM  
DayBreakBoys17: It'll be McCain.

White. Male. Experienced.

3 things neither of the others candidates are.


You say that like those are good things...

 
femtoamy 2008-03-08 09:00:58 PM  
Every van Gogh, must go!

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-03-08 09:01:08 PM  
czarangelus: Yup, America has sure done a good job of stabilizing the region and bringing security and prosperity to its inhabitants.

Death to NATO, long live Yugoslavia!


Um, when was the last time you looked at a map of the region? Yugoslavia doesn't exist anymore. Maybe in "spirit" but that's about it. And now you have Kosovo aligning with Albania.

 
lhinds 2008-03-08 09:03:12 PM  
Czar is right. NATO shouldn't exist anymore. It was supposed to die in 1990 with the break up of the URSS.

or even the breakup of the USSR in 1991

/Russian major. sorry

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-03-08 09:03:22 PM  
blkhwk86: LegacyDL: Are the genocides still buy 1 get 1 free?

Nope, they sold out of them, but I think they have War Crimes for buy 1 get the second half off.


What about basic regional atrocities and police states? I can still get a deal on those right or am I out that 100 Euros?

 
blkhwk86 2008-03-08 09:03:32 PM  
Aarontology: blkhwk86: LegacyDL: Are the genocides still buy 1 get 1 free?

Nope, they sold out of them, but I think they have War Crimes for buy 1 get the second half off.

Yeah, but the second one is only of equal or lesser tragedy.


Really? Dammit. I'll take some rioting, some looting, with a side of martial law. Make that for here.

 
Poopspasm [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 09:04:20 PM  
lolmao666: Czar is right. NATO shouldn't exist anymore. It was supposed to die in 1990 with the break up of the URSS.

Um.....

 
blkhwk86 2008-03-08 09:04:23 PM  
fernandez: blkhwk86

Oooo, czarangelus is here. This is going to be EPIC.

hahaha


Go and have some of the popcorn i brought in my Boobiesing in here. Sit back on your hammock and just watch.

 
Van Awesome 2008-03-08 09:04:46 PM  
Can I have dibs on Tadic? I'd hit it.

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2008-03-08 09:05:11 PM  
Rat: It's CzechoslovakiaSerbia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.

I got the shiat kicked out of me in Wisconsin!

 
Number41 2008-03-08 09:06:37 PM  
Don't parliamentary governments normally dissolve and call for elections every so often?

 
blkhwk86 2008-03-08 09:07:29 PM  
lolmao666: And now you have Kosovo aligning with Albania.
Are you kidding? Albania invaded Serbia and became the majority, then seceeded... you would be angry if in 20 years Mexicans would seceeded in California and south US to form ATZLAN.

You would fight to regain those states. You would not accept it.

About the USSR, STFU. It begun with the berlin wall collapse. So we could say as early as 89.


I would totally accept it and the GTFO of here.

 
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