Good for them.

Instead of cutting the cake they cut each other.

is it goth fashion to have poor dentitia?

Black wedding veil: $125
Corey Hart sunglasses: $50
Seeing a hearse driving down the street with tin cans and shoes tied to it...Priceless

someone page me when we have pics of an Emo wedding.

/yeah, page me

'Til life do them part.

Bob Ondeeznuts: Instead of cutting the cake they cut each other.

No, the cake was 'Emo" so it cut itself.

How many levels of "ick" can you count?

When did Col. Sanders go goth?

And why is the comments field being so stupid?

I'm afraid to click on the link to the right of tfa: "Nightmare tour of West Indies has left me exhausted, says Camilla." The picture looks... suggestive.

Do not vant!

illustri: is it goth fashion to have poor dentitia?

It's Britain

Adam's family? Didn't he begat three sons and a daughter - Cain, Noaba, Abel and Seth?

Don't torture yourself darling, that's my job.

Kwisatzhaderach: Adam's family? Didn't he begat beget three sons and a daughter - Cain, Noaba, Abel and Seth?

E Arkhe: Do not vant!

WIN!

The groom is the oldest-looking 49 year-old I've seen in a long, long time. What does living in Britain do to people?

shucks, they stole my idea. i even had the hearse.

/still doing the gothy wedding
//not gothy ... just weird

Wish I could borrow her wedding dress for my future wife. Though the coffin thing is a bit much, i'd prefer my wife to be comfortable sitting down in the hearse, the coffin would instead be reserved for the person who most doubted we would be happy together.

Some goth chicks are hott.
Example A:


/but most aren't

E Arkhe: Kwisatzhaderach: Adam's family? Didn't he begat beget three sons and a daughter - Cain, Noaba, Abel and Seth?

Begat isn't the past participle of beget?

Who knew?!?

That guy is only 49?? Egads, that's some hard livin'

Did they dance the Mahmooshka?

c.j., I am intrigued by your example A and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

/Not into goth chicks, but that one is quite hittable
//Screen door, hurricane, yada yada

FTA: "We went our separate ways when we were young, married other people and had children," she told the Mirror.

Yet the article is in the Mail

Did they steal it? Shock horror probe.

You know what? Good for him. He should be happy, too.

You're making me want to hit on the gothpunk at Goodwill. She's cute.

But in all seriousness, what a bunch of scenesters. Oh well... I like watching Cops. We all have our vices.
/has Vazquez within reach
//and Voltaire on my MP3 player
///and New World Order somewhere
////and Nosferatu by the TV
//and holes in my head
//and has visited a graveyard in the middle of the night
//oh, and I've seen a fresh suicide, but I was asked by his mom not to go to the scene while they were getting him ready to carry him to the ambulance (I found the jacket when the cops & a forensics chick couldn't)
//and a pack of cloves in the next room
\but I don't box myself into some genre
\\I do other things

Fluffy_the_cactus :Not into goth chicks, but that one is quite hittable

A few years back there was a Type O' Negative concert in Houston Tx. My friends and I were walking by the Astro Arena were they were playing and there was so many hott goth chicks outside it was unreal, but then I guess I missed the goth fatties beside them. Anyways to say ever since then I have been interested. I don't think they would be though I don't wear alot of black and I like the sun. sigh* Oh well somethings are better left to the imagination and atleast this ways I won't have unsightly scars all over from bedroom encounters.

I had a huge crush on Wednesday back in the day. We were the same age, so Chris Hanson can just go sit over there.

^approves

That guy said he is 49? I think he slept for 10 years and forgot about it.

no amount of paint can hide the fact that the bride and groom are ugly farkers

Sorry, but Gomez and Morticia would've had a lot more class than that when they tied the knot. Probably would've freaked out more guests, too.

Now COLORIZED in living FUGLY!

Alanis Morissette married David Suzuki? I thought he was already married with children whining "Daddy, don't fly!"

Question: Does this coffin make me look fat?

Answer: Yes, yes it does. And take it from me, black is not everybody's colour.

I hope the groom brought Ice Cream for Crow

c.j.: Fluffy_the_cactus :Not into goth chicks, but that one is quite hittable

A few years back there was a Type O' Negative concert in Houston Tx. My friends and I were walking by the Astro Arena were they were playing and there was so many hott goth chicks outside it was unreal, but then I guess I missed the goth fatties beside them. Anyways to say ever since then I have been interested. I don't think they would be though I don't wear alot of black and I like the sun. sigh* Oh well somethings are better left to the imagination and atleast this ways I won't have unsightly scars all over from bedroom encounters.

I've a slight inclination to assume that those scars would be the fun ones, though.

I'm somewhat intrigued by the goth idea now...

Gridlock: Now COLORIZED in living FUGLY!

It's photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels.

I just came back from (forcibly) seeing 27 Dresses with a friend.

And here I am in a Fark wedding thread. Great. Just farking great. I'm dancing in joy, let me tell ya.

approves, hopes Cradle of Filth was at the wedding. Played, that is,
not an actual cradle with filth in it - that would be horrible.

brantgoose: Question: Does this coffin make me look fat?

Answer: Yes, yes it does.
______
The correct answer is:

No, I assure you, the coffin doesn't make you look fat.

thelordofcheese: It's photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels.

DUH! Could the mention of myself COLORIZING it be a bit of a hint?

I didn't go all out for a professionally looking colorizing (knocking out the saturation, then building up the color layers, and then tossing in lighting effects to increase the realism on the MULTIPLICATION color layers) because the girl is fugly anyway and this is a throwaway easy-mock article.

The only emotionalism (causing people to pick sides and argue and build emotionally-charged forts of defense) that this news-tidbit may elicit is "Goths versus Clown Haters". Clown Haters win by sheer numbers easily and Goths are too whiny to gain a support crowd out of the apathetic onlookers.

I see Dead People...

Morticia was pretty and classy. Gomez was cool.

They both looked more like Uncle Fester.

Glad for them, but that is just plain stupid.