I thought Wyoming didn't matter.

Am I the only one completely sick of the word 'momentum'???

DamnYankees: I thought Wyoming didn't matter.

It's complex. See, if she wins, then yes, it matters. If he wins...not so much.

I'd explain it, but you wouldn't understand.

Polyjunkie discussion thread!

On a serious note if such a game existed for this primary season, I would buy it. Question: what game pieces would represent the players of this season? Hilary? Kucinich? McCain?

I'll go first and say Huckabee would be a guitar with a few loose strings..

CalvinMorallis: I'd explain it, but you wouldn't understand.


And we found Hillary's Fark login.

Am I the only one completely sick of the word 'momentum'???

When I am put in charge of the rewrite of the constitution, I plan to make use of the term "momentum" in politics a criminal offense. It suggests the anti-democratic notion that one should vote based on peer pressure and media commands.

Tom_Slick: CalvinMorallis: I'd explain it, but you wouldn't understand.


And we found Hillary's Fark login.

:(

Let's get it out of the way: "Gun-grabber!!1!!"

/Move along.

stargazer101: I'll go first and say Huckabee would be a guitar with a few loose strings..

McCain is easy: a walnut.

CalvinMorallis: :(

I got it, Calvin. It gave me laugh-chuckle. Turn on your sacrasmometer, fellas.

CalvinMorallis
It's complex. See, if she wins, then yes, it matters. If he wins...not so much.

I'd explain it, but you wouldn't understand.

And we found Wolf Blitzer's Fark login.

hillbillypharmacist: stargazer101: I'll go first and say Huckabee would be a guitar with a few loose strings..

McCain is easy: a walnut.

Nah, walnut's reserved for John Kerry. Why don't we stick to Monopoly pieces? I bet Clinton's the type that pisses and moans when she's not the car.

stargazer101: Question: what game pieces would represent the players of this season? Hilary? Kucinich? McCain?

The would all be shiat sandwiches with different kinds of bread...

Which one's more likely to end up tied to a fence post?

hillbillypharmacist: stargazer101: I'll go first and say Huckabee would be a guitar with a few loose strings..

McCain is easy: a walnut.

Obama would be a lighthouse.

What time does the caucusing end in Wyoming?

What would Zombie Nader be?



McCaaaaaaiiiiinnn's braaaaiiins

Empanda: hillbillypharmacist: stargazer101: I'll go first and say Huckabee would be a guitar with a few loose strings..

McCain is easy: a walnut.

Obama would be a lighthouse.

Hillary would be the car alarm that goes off at 3AM outside of your window and doesn't turn off.

My 'game piece' is nearly always in Wyoming, although yesterday it was in Montana.

thamike: Nah, walnut's reserved for John Kerry.

What? Kerry doesn't carry walnuts in his cheeks like McCain does. Kerry shouldn't even have a piece this election.

I bet Clinton's the type that pisses and moans when she's not the car.

I think you're correct. Being the car belies a fundamental insecurity. I, on the other hand, prefer the hat.

Gregory F. Stuart: Weird how we came to the same conclusion.

I don't think it's weird. He's as walnutty as a person can get.

Party Boy: NPR
The Clinton camp is none to happy about this development and is threatening to take legal action because it said it won the state.

Can't believe no one has called this: John Edwards as THE MILL

bill clinton = cucumber
george bush = rooster

this is fun

hillbillypharmacist: thamike: Nah, walnut's reserved for John Kerry.

What? Kerry doesn't carry walnuts in his cheeks like McCain does. Kerry shouldn't even have a piece this election.

I bet Clinton's the type that pisses and moans when she's not the car.

I think you're correct. Being the car belies a fundamental insecurity. I, on the other hand, prefer the hat.

i was always a dog guy myself

All three Dems in Wyoming get their own primary? Isn't that a bit excessive?

Designing a game box for "Democratic Presidential Campaign: The Home Edition" would make a neat PhotoShop contest.

stargazer101: Polyjunkie discussion thread!

On a serious note if such a game existed for this primary season, I would buy it. Question: what game pieces would represent the players of this season? Hilary? Kucinich? McCain?

I'll go first and say Huckabee would be a guitar with a few loose strings..

Hillary is easy a female dog.

hillbillypharmacist: What? Kerry doesn't carry walnuts in his cheeks like McCain does. Kerry shouldn't even have a piece this election.

Kerry's not in this election game, but he reserves the walnut piece for this reason:



He totally rocks the walnut look. McCain looks more like a gourd,

Smellvin: All three Dems in Wyoming get their own primary? Isn't that a bit excessive?

We have a Democrat Governor.

Please WY, don't fark this up and give Hillary one more reason to run her fat chipmunk mouth.

So, end of day predictions everyone?

I'm calling an Obama blowout: 57 to 43

I'd bump Obama up to 59 percent.

Anyone know when results will start coming through?

Gregory F. Stuart: Party Boy: NPR
The Clinton camp is none to happy about this development and is threatening to take legal action because it said it won the state.

Has Obama threatened to take legal action yet on any of his losses?

Not as far as I know, and when he loses he actually congratulates her. When she loses she just completely ignores the fact that any voting happened in those states.

Has Obama threatened to take legal action yet on any of his losses?-Gregory F. Stuart:.

yes, he did in newyork and STILL LOST.
he also is threatening to over Florida, Nevada and a few other states and will hopefully still lose there too.
He put up a nice fight but Hillary is finally surging ahead and will most likely end up with the nomination.
He can be as litigious as he likes but that doesn't make him a winner.
Hillary has the experience as a lawyer and 35 years in politics to know when to sue only when she is going to win. Obama just wants to throw a wrench into the democratic party and mess things up for the taxpayers and the voters. Wow, what a patriot.

Do you really want this man answering the white house phone at 3:am?

The Clintons aren't liked here. We live by livestock, energy, and tourism. Bubba made sure that the cattlemen got screwed by his land use programs, his reintroduction of the wolves made sure that hunting revenue went down, as did Yellowstone visits. The banning of snowmobiles really hurt the off season income of everyone.

hillary4real

You try way too hard.

hillary4real:

I really don't understand why you do the things you do, but could you stop?

attackingpencil: hillary4real:

I really don't understand why you do the things you do, but could you stop?

I laughed, loudly, and got mean looks from the boss.

stargazer101: Polyjunkie discussion thread!

On a serious note if such a game existed for this primary season, I would buy it. Question: what game pieces would represent the players of this season? Hilary? Kucinich? McCain?

I'll go first and say Huckabee would be a guitar with a few loose strings..

Obama: pair of big old brass balls
Romney: angel Moroni(c) statue
Paul: chunk of pyrite
Edwards: miniature hairspray bottle
Thompson: walker
Giuliani: twin towers
Huckabee: a crucified Constitution
Clinton: a padlock for the Clinton Library

Obama is again favored because of the state's significant black population.


What about the insignificant blacks? Is Obama a classist?

Gregory F. Stuart: hillary4real

0.5/10

The .5 is 'cause that pic made me laugh.

this.

hillary4real is among the people whose posts are colored red for me, which denotes them as "don't read, look for funny/stupid pictures"

hillary4real I see your silly, meaningless photoshop, and raise you one:

55-45 Obama.

If Obama wins today, every citizen of Wyoming who makes that happen will also receive a complimentary, "We're better than Ohio" bumper sticker as well.

MonkeyVegetables: bill clinton = cucumber

No, Bill is a big fat cigar.

Party Boy :The Clinton camp is none to happy about this development and is threatening to take legal action because it said it won the state.

So let me see if I got this right. Clinton's campaign is threatening to take legal action because they had already claimed victory before all the results were in?

Frankly, I'm amazed the media called the state for Hillary knowing full well that the "winner of the state" needed delegates from both the primary AND the caucuses. But I guess it's a better story if you have Hillary coming from behind to take three states. I still don't even understand that logic either. It's like the Red Sox being down 10-1 in the 8th and then scoring a point and having the commentators start going off about how they're gonna win it now. They know they can't make up the point spread, but "gosh, wouldn't that be cool?"

Got me thinking about the current political cast as recurring characters from SNL. I'd say.....

Hillary: Gotta be Jon Lovitz' compulsive liar, Tommy Flanagan.

Obama: Eddie Murphy as 50% Velvet Jones, 25% Mr. Robinson and 15% Buckwheat. The other 10% is Garret Morris as the "News For The Hard Of Hearing" Guy.

McCain: Phil Hartman as Sinatra in The Sinatra Groupharkabee: No choice: Dana Carvey as The Church Lady

Kucinich: Mr. Bill (Bonus: actual size)

Romney: Rob Schneider as The "Makin' Copies" Guy. We would have also accepted Phil Hartman's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

Ron Paul: Chris Kattan as Mango. Only way to explain the rabid fans.

Laura Bush & Cindy McCain: Nora Dunn & Jam Hooks as The Sweeney sisters

George Bush: Buck Henry as Lord Douchebag

Fred Thompson: Dan Ackroyd as Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.

Ben Bernanke: John Belushi as Samurai Guy

Ann Coulter: Julia Sweeney as Pat

Bill Clinton: Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton. I always thought he made a better Clinton than Bill did.

Rudy 9ui11ani: Kevin Nealon as Mr. [9/11] Subliminal.

Dick Cheney: Dan Ackroyd in Point/Counterpoint. "Jane, you ignorant slut. Go fark yourself."

/Well, it amused me anyway....

wyohome: The Clintons aren't liked here. We live by livestock, energy, and tourism. Bubba made sure that the cattlemen got screwed by his land use programs, his reintroduction of the wolves made sure that hunting revenue went down, as did Yellowstone visits. The banning of snowmobiles really hurt the off season income of everyone.

Thanks.. I was going to ask why WY was expected to fall heavily to Obama.. you know besides him being awesome and everything. :-)